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posted ago by SD_Pede ago by SD_Pede +825 / -0

Apple may be uncucking themselves.

/spez Tim Apple says they will donate 9m masks.

Thank you Tim Apple.

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135246 30 points ago +30 / -0

What were Apple and Facebook doing with all those masks anyway? And why did they decide to pitch in shortly after Barr said they were gonna go after hoarders? Weird

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not_a_shill 13 points ago +13 / -0

They will take them from the chinese children in their factories. (you wear masks in factories to keep your spittle off the delicate electronicals)

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BoughtByBloomberg 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS! Apple stocks masks for the production of their goods.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 9 points ago +11 / -2

Ton of people asked this yesterday and I did some research into it. Apparently the silicon valley companies got them last year when the California fires broke out.

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pede-o-saurus 16 points ago +16 / -0

... do they just happen to have 9M N95 masks?

and why the heck did Facebook, who manufactures nothing, have 700k?

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 9 points ago +12 / -3

Ton of people asked this yesterday and I did some research into it. Apparently the silicon valley companies got them last year when the California fires broke out.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

N95s aren't going to protect you from smoke inhalation.

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Trumper007 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL TIM APPLE TO YOU BUDDY

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SD_Pede [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

FIFY

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking kek

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FamburgerHelper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would they have so many?

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 0 points ago +4 / -4

Ton of people asked this yesterday and I did some research into it. Apparently the silicon valley companies got them last year when the California fires broke out.

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marksinister 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a catch somewhere. Is there built-in obsolescence after so many hours it slows down and you must upgrade? And where the FUCK do you get 9 MILLION N95 masks? Did they pull them out of /spez's ass?

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Horkers4Trump 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's not built-in obsolescence, it's just the nature of filtration devices. Eventually, they stop working as well as you need them to. Same with water filters and coffee filters and anything else that filters. So if you're a facility that uses masks, it makes sense that you'd have a lot of them.

Plus they're usually cheap and easy to acquire.

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks buddy. Stop hoarding asshoe.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits -5 points ago +3 / -8

Ton of people asked this yesterday and I did some research into it. Apparently the silicon valley companies got them last year when the California fires broke out.

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

....from their child labor factories in Wuhan.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, Tim Apple!

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brutustyberius 2 points ago +4 / -2

Donating masks is the new virtue signal.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck apple. Apple is part of the problem, with all its chinese manufacturing.

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basedbrickpusher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cook the cuck

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sir_rockness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Android master race, but yes, Thank you Tim and Apple.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me guess, made in china.