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posted ago by Everquest4Life ago by Everquest4Life +2487 / -0

Listen Fat, President Trump makes me want to be a better man.

Naysayers may laugh, but it's how I feel in my heart.

He makes me want to work harder. Learn more. Become stronger. Expand my talents. Think Big. Fight. Not waste my time. Never give up. Become great and leave a legacy.

I got to thinking, during this time of quarantine when many of us have extra time, rather than fritter it away, like doing Meth with male hookers in hotel rooms, reach out to my caterpillars here on .win to tap into this infinite well of knowledge for things we can be doing to MAGA by Making Ourselves Great Again, because after all, what is America? It's not the magic dirt. It's us.

Suggestions for personal, spiritual, family, health, career, education, leisure, and any others are welcome. We may never become as great as Donald Trump, few ever have or will, but let us die trying.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

i dont have oneand were on lockdown. i do have a fairly large cat that might be down for this, though.

no but seriously. im having the opposite problem, im getting fat on lockdown because i had to give up my diet. i need an exercise program or vid thats doable by a bloated hufflepuff. something that wont wreck my back.

anybody have ideas?

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AbibasGopnik 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can order kettlebells online!

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you (or your kid) has a Switch, try Ring Fit Adventure? It's a fitness game. Could be nice to play with the family as well.

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crusadetiem 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, KBs are supposed to be good for that! I've never wrecked my back though. YMMV.. heh.

I liked Convict Conditioning by Paul Wade.. very thorough approach to body weight stuff.