Listen Fat, President Trump makes me want to be a better man.
Naysayers may laugh, but it's how I feel in my heart.
He makes me want to work harder. Learn more. Become stronger. Expand my talents. Think Big. Fight. Not waste my time. Never give up. Become great and leave a legacy.
I got to thinking, during this time of quarantine when many of us have extra time, rather than fritter it away, like doing Meth with male hookers in hotel rooms, reach out to my caterpillars here on .win to tap into this infinite well of knowledge for things we can be doing to MAGA by Making Ourselves Great Again, because after all, what is America? It's not the magic dirt. It's us.
Suggestions for personal, spiritual, family, health, career, education, leisure, and any others are welcome. We may never become as great as Donald Trump, few ever have or will, but let us die trying.
Listen dumb, here's the deal. Three things. Number one, come on man. Number two, that's just malarkey, number three, I WROTE THE CONSTITUTION,, ME! Number five, Barack America is a good friend of mine, he helped with the cockroaches and the thing, you know. So make sure to go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for US Senate, or else go vote for the other Biden. And that's it, period. If you don't like it then you're full of shit, we can take it outside man. Lastly, I-- my times up. Why am I stopping? Got it Jack? Period! PERIOD!
THIS WAS TOO HILARIOUS!! You got an amazing amount of Biden into one comment. Brilliant. Period! PERIOD!
👌 It's 'Biden for Dummies' in 100 words or less.
You mean "I'm the guy who wrote the constitution." I don't think I've seen him go through a paragraph without saying he was "the guy who" did something.
Excellent point, I'll make sure to tweak it like that on the next one I do.