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Breaking (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TrumpIn2020 ago by TrumpIn2020 +2156 / -0
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FreedomFromGovt 26 points ago +26 / -0

She tests negative on every other metric ever devised, but one: body count.

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symptomatic 19 points ago +19 / -0

Two actually. The other being the only presidential candidate to be chucked into a van like a side of beef

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Rainman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or to literally have no soul.

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PShealy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Moloch approves of this.

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Side_of_Beef_Chucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

I approve of this message!

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Toucansexual 10 points ago +10 / -0

A shame. A real shame.

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HEXEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was her turn too.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 5 points ago +5 / -0

It still is. In July, the Democrat convention will be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Joe-gelatin-brain will be accepting the nomination over Skype from his safe house in Delaware.

Only someone as hateful and murderous as Hillary can step in and end the embarrassment. No, I am not a time traveler like Baron, but I can see the obvious future and it will always be "her turn."

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Bye-den 8 points ago +8 / -0

The original dog-faced pony soldier!

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correction, let's be accurate: Lying dog-faced pony soldier

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gtmm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone should let her know that fish tank cleaner should cure her.

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be mixed into a large cup of covfefe, four cups downed first thing in the morning should do it.

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ExBrooklyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

She needs turkey neck sanitizer

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Jmricht 4 points ago +4 / -0

Threw a bottle of champagne through a TV. Done with being funny. Straight up facts now. [edit] my first spez. Wishful thinking. It’s not going to happen. Took me a while to warm up to you guys.

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TrumpIn2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please no

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solarsavior 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was way funnier than I thought it would be. I didn’t know deadpan humor was possible like this.

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Vir4030 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh you brilliant bastards!

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TheMagaMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but the cunt keeps hoping she'll get it. Looks at biden's empty vp spot

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tested positive for two failed campaigns. I hear Bernie has it too.

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Bananaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice, you faked me out. I saw the breaking and picture of Rod Ham and thought it would be email related.

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Dizzyedge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daayaaaam...how do i give Gold on this thing?

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It never gets old lol

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DemsH8America 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can hear the Reeeeeeeeeeeeeing in the distance... 😂😂😂

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BobbyTwoScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

This gets better every time I see it

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very glad she tested negative, would have hated for her to get that, would have been a tragedy i dont think any of us would want to see.

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not my President.

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only I could upvote twice.

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Seth Rich tested negative for life after she got through with him👈

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you did there.

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flyover_deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good! Now get this bitch in the courtroom Tom! paging Mr Fittton

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha the downvote suit! I forgot about that!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit this one was brutal 🤣 LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!