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posted ago by UncleKnuckles ago by UncleKnuckles +726 / -0
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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 7 points ago +8 / -1

You know when I first read this, since I had already read the other nonsense they put in the real bill, this didn’t even surprise me. Then I notice it’s babylonbee

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inspir3dgenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ditto. Someone needs to give those writers at the Bee a raise.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. The fact that this was totally plausible shows the absurdity of their retarded party. Actually I take that back, thats an insult to retards.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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FAQ-REDDIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of stimulating are they proposing?

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fender-bass3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elizabeth Warren where art thou

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DickTick 1 point ago +2 / -1

The bee is moving closer and closer to writing actual legit news. I'm starting to think that's the goal, to get the line between real and fake as blurry as they possibly can.... to show just how ridiculous it all is....

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Law1120 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus free house, year supply of kitty litter, cups for their tears, and a box of chocolates.