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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,029,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.713 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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taranchocalypse 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Pelosi’s train is probably like that fucker from Rudolph with the square wheels.

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workinating [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's true - pic is scaled for size 1:2020th

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Chick-fill-eh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surely there's a diesel electric locomotive that would be a better representation? He's not an outdated show piece.

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workinating [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is a rare classic. A tough and well put together winbeast with a thick, iron skin.

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,019,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.713 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!