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PyroSphere 92 points ago +92 / -0

Romney even manages to give cucks a bad name. Hell, he's a traitorous cuck, that's a whole other sub-level of cuckdom.

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Mother_of_gains 61 points ago +61 / -0

Sits in the corner jerking off, watching you fuck his wife. Then calls the cops on you after he cums.

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FuckCommies 23 points ago +23 / -0

I miss when he used to cuss in his tweets. Some of those were mic-drops.

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NoatakTheWiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

But since it's Romney he'd actually call the cops on his own wife and lie to them by saying she inappropriately groped you by holding on to your back and that he could not stand to see her take part in such violent behavior against you. That's the level of cuck we are dealing with here.

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hell, he's a traitorous cuck

I think we overuse the word traitorous here. Even when a shitbag betrays Trump or his administration, that doesn't necessarily make them a traitor to America.

BUT, in this case, when Pelosi and Co are intentionally hurting the country to get political points, I consider that a traitorous act.

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CQVFEFE 33 points ago +33 / -0

LOL

"But" he is a RINO"

Not "and"

Trump is the most wryly hilarious president we've had since....maybe there was one before I was born, I dunno

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Brucesky420 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think we'll have a president this funny every again in my lifetime. Soak it in boys, we're being blessed by the best president of our lifetime

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Yippy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our POTUS knows we are stressed and could use a bit of levity.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jr. is right up there in a strong 2nd place

He really knows how to do social media and blast the news media to kingdom come

Two essential tools for a GOP president :)

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avalonrose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dare I say our President is adorable?

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dare. Dare!

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Help I’m a little slow this morning, why is this choice significant? On the surface it should be “and”, There’s something I’m missing here

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha ok I can get on board with that lol

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Deaditewater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michael Malice has a great definition of troll, basically to troll someone means to make the target of the troll into a performer. In this case saying something a little off colored is going to make a whole bunch of entertainment for Trump and his fans

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Bigus_Dickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he is calling him the old school PoS globalist/"W" type republican and is being sure to make the distinction... I could be wrong though.

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Blue_Suede_Shoes_ 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Weakness of character is the only defect which cannot be amended."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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pepe_lives_matter 13 points ago +13 / -0

And the strength of my God-Emperor’s ability to shit on his opponents is one of the only reason America Is Becoming Great Again!

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CQVFEFE 9 points ago +10 / -1

"Anyone can change given sufficient motivation."

Member de la Donald Forum

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MAGA_Master 22 points ago +24 / -2

I think of RINO like old grey men who are a bit too aggressive (ie to ready to go to war)

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DearCow 24 points ago +25 / -1

They are called chicken hawks.

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DearCow 11 points ago +13 / -2

They are called chicken hawks.

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Jabblemonkey1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They come in a few varieties, actually.

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SoldanoSlo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Positive for RINOvirus

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V_exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

👍

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davidmode 144 points ago +145 / -1

Shitposter In Chief

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Imransgarage 90 points ago +90 / -0

Most savage one yet.

Romney: “I’m fine!”

Pres. Trump: “He’s the worst, even his good qualities are fake, but I’m so happy for him!”

Textbook definition of killing them with kindness. Thank you for your leadership sir!!!!

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 34 points ago +34 / -0

His name is reek

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pepe_lives_matter 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even his fake names are fake AF

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

He is identity-fluid.

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pierre Infecto

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PurestEvil 41 points ago +41 / -0

It's just amazing. Trump is a gift that keeps on giving. I wonder what happens after 2024... will he continue God's work on Twitter?

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no_brakes_mcarthur 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hopefully he’ll start Trump News Network.

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Imransgarage 13 points ago +13 / -0

1000%.

The reeeeeees will be cosmic.

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RonPaulWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

We aught to pass the Hearing Protection Act before that happens.

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Imransgarage 15 points ago +15 / -0

At least now we know what won’t happen!!!! 😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Mrsattorney 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, and then he will really unleash the fury.

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pepe_lives_matter 10 points ago +10 / -0

THAT’S MY PRESIDENT

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Wuzizname 5 points ago +5 / -0

GEOTUS bring down hard bantz on that loser Romney.

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Bringbackthedon 108 points ago +109 / -1

Ooooof savage.

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pepe_lives_matter 36 points ago +36 / -0

I almost feel bad for Romney.

....almost

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Vests123 28 points ago +28 / -0

He deserves all that POTUS says about him...he's earned it.

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OGRapHat 5 points ago +5 / -0

The meme war continues with or without the Chyna Flu!

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pepe_lives_matter 20 points ago +21 / -1

More like the Art of Fisting Your Opponents

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +8 / -2

Yep. Mittens definitely got his shit pushed in by that one.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +4 / -1

^This made me laugh so hard I had to find a chair and sit down...

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sketchy_at_best 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actually, this is even better than that. It is structured the same way as a subtle, backhanded insult, but it’s not subtle at all. I have no idea if he knew what he was doing at the time but it’s hilarious to me either way.

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OGAmerica 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think he is naturally witty as fuck.

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Brucesky420 3 points ago +3 / -0

He really is. Comedians who don't have TDS even admit the guy is fucking funny

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V_exodus 4 points ago +4 / -0

He ALWAYS knows what he's doing in executing revenge

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rubberkidney 4 points ago +4 / -0

a classic front stab.

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LookFatty 87 points ago +87 / -0

That. Can. Not. Be . Real. Ahahahahaa!!!!

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Sumarongi 30 points ago +30 / -0

beautiful timeline

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pepe_lives_matter 24 points ago +24 / -0

It’s 5am... had a hard time sleeping. This isn’t helping... 🧠 = 💥

How can anyone not love this man?

...well anyone who loves America, and isn’t a cuck (spez, like my autocorrect) that is.

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OGAmerica 15 points ago +15 / -0

I feel bad for people living through this Presidency that are too brain washed to see how wonderful this man is.

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what pisses me off the most. We should all be enjoying this ride- and the left have really killed a lot of the enthusiasm over the last four years. All because their murderous cunt with the charisma of a wet sock didn't win.

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pepe_lives_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dat salt tho

🧂🏔

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Mexicola1976 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's real. And it's spectacular.

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AtRealDonaldTrumpFan 66 points ago +66 / -0

I like how his only praise-point for Romney is that he is a RINO... Trump is another breed of RINO, he's showing us there is more than one way to be an outsider of one of the two shit parties. You can be a loser cuck out for your own interests, like Romney. Or, you can be a baddass hijacker of thr party, like GodEmperor.

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pepe_lives_matter 34 points ago +34 / -0

His only redeeming quality is that he’s fake AF. Trump just bout a nail in this “man’s” political career.

Wake up Mormons... the dude is a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Vote MAGA so that the good Sheppard of shitposting can continue his great work to free us all from cuckoldry of the world.

Com, let us praise!

PRAISE KEK

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Imransgarage 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly this.

Undertone here is killshot Romney for 2024 election. Follow up tweet is NOT unrelated.

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ADAM_SCHITT 4 points ago +4 / -0

the dude is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. cuck in dad jeans**

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The_Almighty_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

mom jeans, actually!

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pepe_lives_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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goodbeerbetterviews2 55 points ago +55 / -0

Oh my lord. Absolutely savage Mr. President.

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pepe_lives_matter 11 points ago +11 / -0

He’s the best, isn’t he, folks?

Truly terrific.

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Sumarongi 53 points ago +53 / -0

Pierre Delecto

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Knight1_of_Sunset 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm still trying to figure out how we discover Mittens and Pierre are one and the same.

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pepe_lives_matter 18 points ago +18 / -0

He forgot to log out one account when replying to himself.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah yes! The classic "I forgot to switch accounts" mistake! Gets everyone eventually!

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monkadelic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Besides forgetting to log out, someone did a whole trace of posts and who Delecto was friends with (all Romney ppl and children), Timing of the posts etc. Im too lazy to look it up.But it was Definitive, and no news source really cared.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 46 points ago +46 / -0

God i hope he shits on Democrats all day today.

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pepe_lives_matter 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s what I begun to live for.

I never knew I needed spice in my life.

Trump showed me I was wrong.

Spice is life.

The spice must flow.

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Beardedpatriot 37 points ago +37 / -0

Holy shit. That was way better than "gee that's too bad." From his presser.

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pepe_lives_matter 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was building up.

That was a live audience test read.

The man is a comedic god.

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ncmarc 12 points ago +12 / -0

When Trump goes off script, he is a goldmine of excellence.

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pepe_lives_matter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cucks.

They’re called cucks.

Passive aggressive little fucks.

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LeapFrog 25 points ago +25 / -0

I love it when Trump can barely speak!

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DefaultFreedom 22 points ago +22 / -0

Am I the only one who can imagine the top salty replies from all the TDS twatters?

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NormaJeanRocks 20 points ago +20 / -0

"The world is dying and you are on twitter making jokes, reeee"-fake doc GU probably, I havent looked

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pepe_lives_matter 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kek.

And that’s what makes it so good.

Even in the midst of all this, all he is doing, he makes the time necessary to shit all over those who deserve it.

I love this man!

KAG

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pepe_lives_matter 19 points ago +19 / -0

...is everyone just gonna sit there, like we’re not witnessing to most savage shitting on of political opponents in all of mankind?!

Gotdayuum that’s spicy.

Anyone got a glass of milk?

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tr808 18 points ago +19 / -1

He is unstoppable

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pepe_lives_matter 9 points ago +10 / -1

His power level.... it’s.... its.... growing!

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DAR1783 16 points ago +16 / -0

"so happy I can barely speak"

I love my President

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MaxineWaters4Prez 16 points ago +16 / -0

I fucking love this man.

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pepe_lives_matter 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only # meetoo movement I can get behind.

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ShavenHavenRaven 15 points ago +15 / -0

Saw the tweet then straight here to see the love!

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Bigberthapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me too! He is the absolute best.

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Count_Dyscalculia 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love this Motherfucker. Shit talkin' no matter what.

Look what he just said about Avinatti

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AutumnCrystal7777777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fin KEK. Even the haters are too stunned to come in force.

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gtmm 14 points ago +14 / -0

The famous Delecto Destructo finishing move. Excellent.

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no_brakes_mcarthur 13 points ago +13 / -0

Funny when I thought it was parody. Hilarious when I realized it was an actual tweet.

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bigdragonenergy 12 points ago +12 / -0

POTUS is absolutely hilarious and this tweet is pure gold.

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SpezDispenser 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its got to be so liberating to say whatever the hell you want as Prez. Hes not going to lose one supporter, nor gain any left wing whack jobs no matter what he says. Just lets loose without a care.

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secretbern 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gee, that’s too good. 😂

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Shifty 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's so funny, i love him

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Nuggito 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can NOT b e l i e v e he tweeted that... I am C R Y I N !!! Best President EVER !!!

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xmetalgod 10 points ago +10 / -0

The President got a solid four hours sleep, he's feeling feisty today!

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NonyaDB 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now he's just fucking with the press and it's glorious.
He tried to share a little joke with them the other day to lighten the mood in the room and instead of giving the typical "ha ha, Mr. President" response and then GEOTUS promptly proclaiming that he hopes Romney gets better they immediately went into attack mode ("is that sarcasm?") so now he's punishing them.
The vapid, vapid fools in the press continue to get played like a fiddle.
They keep thinking he's a politician instead of a regular American citizen.
Problem is, they don't even know any regular American citizens and have no idea how to act around them and that's why they suck at their jobs.

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LS_DJ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait, wait, wait.... so did he self isolate to just not vote for the bill in hope the dems would get their way?

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chefjeffb 8 points ago +8 / -0

BAWH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

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crucialchicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

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Trump4a3rdTerm 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's going on with the twitter responses to his tweet- I don't see the usual TDS hacks as the first responses? You know the ones, that wacko doctor and some of the others. Wonder if twitter has changed their algorithms in response to something? Lots of love in the first couple dozen responses. Haven't seen that since he won. Perhaps twitter is afraid they are going to be held accountable for their election interference on behalf of the DNC?

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Bellababeala 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is almost Barney Frank nipples protruding level! That’s my President!

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣

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OGAmerica 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gloves off, holy shit!!! Good morning Mr. President!!

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Trump4a3rdTerm 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂 Absolutely hilarious. We are so fortunate to have this man as President. Will never be another like him and that makes me sad. 😥

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KajensAngel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh wow. I cannot love this man enough. 😂😂😂

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw this tweet while I was work today and felt very out of the loop!

This scenario helped clear it up a bit. Fuck Romney.

I love this president.

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pepe_lives_matter 7 points ago +7 / -0

This man is a legend.

We’re gonna need a milk bot to help hand out that delicious emergency dairy drink to all our pedes and guests.... to help us swallow all this spice. But no SHILLS! Shills have to endure the heat, it’s the refiners fire for their ignorance.

PRAISE KEK

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CIANSAFBIhateUs 7 points ago +7 / -0

AND FROM THE TOP ROPE.....TRUMP DROPS IN FOR A SUPERPLEX!!!!! HE'S MADMAN!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kelmika 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always love my Trump morning tweets! Great way to start the day! Haha!

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For_All_Mankind 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the president like family

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kornesque 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait....did we just reach a level of spice previously thought impossible?