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Barbieblonde 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is the exact look that every prematurely grey haired democrat female gives me when they find out that I, as a woman, love the United States.

Them : "This is a terrible country!"

Me : "...says the old lady."

Them : (balls their fists and gives me a homicidal stare)

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the ones with no makeup, beekeeper's hat, Teva sandals and a PBS tote bag? Yeah, I love showering them with my patriotism.

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Barbieblonde 7 points ago +7 / -0

The younger ones that are trying to look like their liberal hippie grandmother, the ones you mentioned, by going with the dyed grey hair look.

Me : "No wonder Chad's don't give you a second look... you remind them of their Nanna... he'd have to be a sicko to get excited over you."

Them : (surprised Pikachu face)

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah yes...grey hair, nose rings, maybe a neck tattoo ringing up $6 kumquats at Whole Foods. Car with permanent dent. Spends lots of time reading anime because she's essentially undateable.

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Barbieblonde 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot even step into a Whole Foods... the smug is too strong. Terrible people shop there... like those that frequent Starbucks. Yuck!