Tell me about it. I worked in academia at a woke public university. One could get a grant to study how a vegan diet and hip hop music help Guatemalan lesbians conquer depression...just as long as the subject matter doesn't help America.
ANnnnnnnd - Anthony Cuomo is on TV now - "We need spoons! This is a crisis! Who chooses who doesn't get spoons when we really need them! YOU tell me who won't get a spoon!" and then, later.....
Reporter: "Govt says they have provided you a supply of spoons."
Cuomo: "Yes, we have the excess spoons in storage."
Reporter: "Why haven't they been sent out to the ones who need them?"
I've never read a study saying that spoons are the superior piece of silverware to eat cereal with, but the knife wasn't cutting it.
Fork you, that was a terrible pun!
Democrat Health Plan
1. Don't get sick.
2. If you do, die quickly.
Some Florida fatass commie politician named Grayson tried to hang that on the GOP in a spectacular act of projection.
MOLOCH DEMANDS IT
How dare you assume xirs utensil. You must respect the rights of sporks in the LGTBQS community
There was a bill one time trying to mandate using a spoon for cereal, but it was full of spork and never got passed.
That's pitcher perfect
I see you can really dish it out
The reasonable solution is to ban spoons until we determine which is superior.
True. We don’t want people getting hurt after all 😂😂😂
But can you use it to eat out of your fish tank?
But if you looked, I'd bet you'd find some useless academic wasted resources doing that very study.
The lure of grant money exerts a powerful force.
Tell me about it. I worked in academia at a woke public university. One could get a grant to study how a vegan diet and hip hop music help Guatemalan lesbians conquer depression...just as long as the subject matter doesn't help America.
ANnnnnnnd - Anthony Cuomo is on TV now - "We need spoons! This is a crisis! Who chooses who doesn't get spoons when we really need them! YOU tell me who won't get a spoon!" and then, later.....
Reporter: "Govt says they have provided you a supply of spoons."
Cuomo: "Yes, we have the excess spoons in storage."
Reporter: "Why haven't they been sent out to the ones who need them?"
Cuomo: "Because nobody has called needing them."