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TrumpTrainJune152015 79 points ago +81 / -2

Good start. Now do the other animals you're not supposed to eat.

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OutrageSells 43 points ago +43 / -0

I don't think YouTube has enough storage for that many videos on their site.

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MagnanimousDonkey 26 points ago +26 / -0

I mean, they didn't tell me explicitly NOT to eat raw opossum anus. Didn't see any videos on the yootoob.

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GodEmperor 15 points ago +15 / -0

Possum anus sushi is best sushi.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 8 points ago +8 / -0

What if I soak it for 45 minutes in an aquarium? No one told me that it was unsafe to eat it that way.

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rbobjones69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you clean the aquarium with chloroquine phosphate first?

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SwampDrainerLocal911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, while watching Rachael Maddow and weeping salty tears into the tank.

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GibsonDawg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nature documentary: "The poop mole lives it's life eating and living in poop. They have a special vascular system that spreads the poop they digest into their blood and throughout their muscle system. In essence they are literally made of poop."

Chinese: salivates

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TrumpsWall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chyna is asshoe!

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MAGAmemnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

CHYNA EAT ASSHOE!

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1st_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm guessing you haven't seen the Chinese baby eating videos... sorry, but now you'll have to look for ir yourself, I never want to see anything like that again.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remind me why we trade with them again?

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone needs to get it through their thick skulls that dried rhino dick won't give you erections

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when_we_win_remember 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mmm beaver ass

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1st_Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I prefer man bear pig.

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BaconIsNotHaram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it taste like bear, man or bacon?

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Dandelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am being cereal, guys. It tastes like sadness.

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741aa 50 points ago +50 / -0

Why is this ad in English? Seems like you're missing the 1.3 billion target audience.

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WeinerLapTop 59 points ago +60 / -1

Its commie propoganda meant for us. Not for the people.

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lmao 23 points ago +24 / -1

That's the only explanation that makes sense

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SheepleMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

"It wasn't a bioreapon, see! It was pangorins!!"

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Brucesky420 11 points ago +11 / -0

Because it's not meant for the Chinese.

The Chinese Government is authoritative as fuck. They'll send police to your door for winnie the pooh memes. But they make an english ad for something that is a legitimate threat to the world. See the difference in response there? It's easy to see what an authoritative government wants by simply watching how they react.

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patriotmaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP's post isn't accurate. This is a video from a not for profit called WildAid. And the actor isn't Chinese, he's Taiwanese.

Point of the video and sharing it are both cool. But let's not embellish this shit. Fake News is the left's territory, let's let them have it.

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eriksatieofficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the description of the video it says there are Mandarin versions, I think there's an English version because of the rest of Asia

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lalicat 32 points ago +35 / -3

Who the fuck would eat that anyways?! What the fuck is wrong with these people?

They are like fucking ants.

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CousinEddie 19 points ago +19 / -0

They're like Klingons who never won a war.

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Spezisapedovore 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly! Pangolins are the thing you eat when everything else is dead from the apocalypse, not a fucking substitute for chicken.

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AlteredBeast 13 points ago +14 / -1

Communism constitutes as an apocalypse, no?

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Spezisapedovore 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hadn't thought of it that way, but you're absolutely right.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, it isn't like these people are choosing pangolin over chicken fingers.

Likely they are eating whatever they can find to survive and have no choice.

Maybe super famous guy singer, who I have never heard of before this thread, Jay Chou could do some anti-collectivist ads about the dangers of going full retard and having a communist totalitarian government?

Maybe talk about how recording videos to give the impression they are addressing issues, rather than actually fixing the problems its peoples have been experiencing for generations, is not at all effective and demonstrably worse than doing nothing at all?

I'm just spitballing here.

Of course, that would be assuming you were recording the video because you actually wanted to, and weren't just concerned with trying to keep your relatives in the country safe from their corrupt government's reprisals, were you to refuse anything they were to ask of you.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, it's a cultural thing for the Chinese.

They think wild animals have some sort of "spirit" that they can acquire by eating them.

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SixTree 3 points ago +3 / -0

They think the scales have magic properties or something. They think rhinoceros horns are viagra or make you more fertile. They eat it on purpose, not just because they're starving. It's all the same shit, same thing as fingernails.

Its like when mid evil Europeans used leeches, or would bleed people out because they thought evil spirits were in the blood. It's all ancient superstition bull shit.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up the Yulin dog meat festival, where the chinese torture thousands of dogs to death gleefully before eating them. They believe the pain and fear from the torture does something magical to the meat.

What civilized human can stand to hear the screams of a tortured animal? These people aren't right.

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I know about the dog meat festival and have seen the footage.

Don't recommend that by the way. Wish I could unsee what I saw.

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because the mass starvations there also predate communism.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not buying it.

There is stuff I would starve before I put in my mouth.

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BernsWhenIPee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe you, but I think the point u/Semper is making is that all those people who are like you died of starvation... the only people who were left were the one's who were willing to eat disgusting things, and now their offspring have a taste for it.

Edit: Oh, he already responded... I didn't refresh the page before posting my comment.

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Straightwhitewhale 4 points ago +5 / -1

As Dwight Schrute said, "Chinese people are getting a taste for protein. We're all screwed."

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

How much time you got?

-Clayton Bigsby

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thingaboutarsenal 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's all in English. Most people eating Pangolin speak Chinese. Also nobody in mainland China can see this. YT is banned.

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NoatakTheWiser 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Chinese government probably just wants to virtue signal to the rest of the world by pretending they are stopping the actions they claim "accidentally" brought about the Chinese virus.

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tonightm97 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can say with 100% certainty that China has done fuck all to close those disgusting "food" markets down.

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Wrexxis780 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is a lot of weird shit Chy-na shouldn't be eating.

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Spezisapedovore 9 points ago +9 / -0

There is literally nothing they won't eat. I mean, I know starvation causes desperate actions, but these people are actively choosing to eat these creatures over normal food items. Their stupid hoodoo-style traditional medicine has brought the rhino to the brink of extinction. I've already spoken about the unspeakable cruelty and absence of morality of dog torture and consumption. These problems aren't caused by a corrupt government, it's just who they are.

Fuck China.

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sagebrushfire 9 points ago +9 / -0

A shit ton of racists in here! Just because we don’t boil dogs alive or eat the last of its species because it gives us a hard on, doesn’t mean we have the right to condemn a vibrant and ancient culture. They have us paper and gunpowder, folks. The Great Leap Forward too! So they like to consume everything that crawls, slithers, walks or flies on the planet. We shouldn’t hold them accountable for everything. Please blame Donald Trump. He is the reason why the Chinese destroy and eat every animal on the planet.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, ha!

You did that almost too well.

I was hovering over the downvote button until I read the last couple of sentences.

Kudos.

Well done.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0
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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's propaganda, for our consumption. So we think China is 'doing something' about something we consider despicable. But they're not. And these Penguins ain't gonna exist any shorter a time frame than they would have before this outbreak.

I'm sure there are animals all over the place that will be just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcQYhRd-NXs&list=PLVF_KykqtyTLMjkob3MsynqrqM4Af47_A

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HillarysBeaverMunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'll eat anything that crawls, flies, or swims.

Stuff we consider gross and repulsive, because it is indeed gross and repulsive.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they'll eat that stuff ALIVE, too.

Nasty.

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SixTree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure that's part of it, but they also think that certain animals or parts of animals have magic properties, or cure certain diseases, etc.

"Eastern medicine"

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bigdragonenergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is at least 3 years old, according to Google, and Jay Chou is Taiwanese.

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George 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you need to be told that eating random wild animals is unsanitary...

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Asun 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jay Chou is Chinese, but not the commie kind. He's from Taiwan.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do bats. And rats. And dogs. And on and on and on.

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sgttoporbottoms 3 points ago +3 / -0

It sounds like he’s saying penguin

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HillarysBeaverMunch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Believe you me that if they had access to penguins, they be roasting them by the millions a fucking spit right now this minute, in their apartments, over open flame.

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Naw, penguin is best served raw, if you can rip a baby penguin away from its mother and bite its head off as it cries you get magic powers.

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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

+10 Happy Feet Skill

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear from the local chinaman that torturing the penguin before death really improves their flavor.

Oh wait - that's dog that they do that to.

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Deathmelody 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s Taiwanese and they hate China almost more than us.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had no idea an animal like this existed...can you feed it after midnight or get it wet? Bright light yes/no?

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

China is a shithole.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese armadillo no eatey, ok?

Si.

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leahcim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow I don't think an "ad" in English is meant to reach their countrymen.

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SmokeyMeadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give a hoot. Don't eat pangolins.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 1 point ago +1 / -0

I listened, but did not watch. So Penguins are off-limits now, right?

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Strings_Pulled 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never winning a war + eating fucked up shit = china

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the_big_cheef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man am I hungry. So what I want is some nasty scavenger creature that is full of diseases and parasites. If it could taste like a mix of fingernails and rancid meat that would be perfect. Pangolin you say? Don’t mind if I do!

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a man or a woman? (Real, not tranny)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Filthy. Bat. Eating. Chinamen.

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago +1 / -0

FYI never handle an armadillo. They're the only animal other than humans that can spread leprosy.

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SheepleMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should also beg them to shut down their bioweapons labs.

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2020_Vision 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's disgusting what they do to animals for medicine, and just in general. The most disgusting living conditions for bears and all types of exotic animals :(

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Snooptwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for this guy and the people trying to stop this craziness. If white tail deer became endangered, I’d stop hunting and eating them and I’d push for protections. Same with walleye.

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Ax0r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck China and their ass backwards society.

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spezhatesgays 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN told me this is racist

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the gook said penguin. I bet they eat those too.

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blackestbones 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the fly fact check: This ad campaign is from 2017.

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