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Ha ha ha ha (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +829 / -0
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AHickey1995 59 points ago +60 / -1

I used to do some really bad things when I was in my late teens. You can get a lot better than her for $1000.

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Pedeville 18 points ago +18 / -0

Buncha hookers and cocaine

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undefined 14 points ago +15 / -1

Just get the ratio right.

Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow

1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.

The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio

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Jack_Dupp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Missing one Corey Haim.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, no, no.... That's a whole different equation... 3 hits of crack, I shot of heroin, a tab of E and one Corey Haim. That's called an "Epstein Upper"

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Pedeville 5 points ago +6 / -1

my dick only works 1/10 times on coke

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for explaining the math on this!

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1BornAgainAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Switch that around, bud. Just go to a strip club and relax in the corner somewhere. If you snort it, they will come. Believe me.

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Mavdick96 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd rather go to Vegas and get a high class hooker than this bitch.

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27Sandino 45 points ago +45 / -0

She's got a worse hairline than I do, I didn't even think that was possible

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GilaMonsterous 28 points ago +28 / -0

Is it weird that the first thing I thought of upon seeing the forehead was that you could put some ridges on there and make a passable Klingon?

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raybiker73 12 points ago +12 / -0

Forehead? That's more like a fivehead.

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Whoa lol I didn't even notice it until I went back and looked. Yikes. Traction alopecia is real.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 10 points ago +11 / -1

We all have physical imperfections, but she’s not doing herself any favors by pulling all of the hair off her fivehead into a tight ponytail.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hah fivehead, I forgot about that awesome word.

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Girls generally have bad hairline, you just dont notice it.

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cuckslasher 10 points ago +11 / -1

online dating has completely ruined women

they are so delusional about what they are worth that they keep on overplaying their hand. yes chad thunderdick will fuck your ass when youre 25. why wouldnt he? then in their late 30s they still think they are hot shit. but where have all the chads gone? this cant be!! they always told me im so pretty.

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LostViking1985 6 points ago +6 / -0

And by the time they realize how important things other than sex are (family, kids) it's too late. They're too old to have kids, their attractiveness has gone off a cliff, and all the "good guys" already started families with sane women. Shallow, sex-obsessed fools reap unhappiness as a reward later in life.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +3 / -1

Plenty of fish website is full of them. I have messaged many basic or plain women on there, with zero responses. Women in bars or other social places are much easier to meet people,than on-line. Many of those people on dating sites will never find someone because they still think there hot as shit as their looks have already faded.

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SemperFree 13 points ago +13 / -0

Always. I I I, me, me, me.

Look at Obama as well, was always Obama centric

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

President selfie stick.

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zettapede 23 points ago +23 / -0

Could buy a night with a much classier hooker for a grand!

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VaPnut 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'll take a autographed MAGA hat before any of these options.

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Doochebag [S] 18 points ago +19 / -1

The responses are fucking hilarious...

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/250135734

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Poonjazzler1 30 points ago +31 / -1

Lmao

“maybe if someone drew an H on her forehead Kobe could have landed”

😂😂😂😂 my sides

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NdNcenti 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha ha, 5 head, used to call someone that, real shit bag

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RockyMin 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why are twitter handles always blocked out? It's publicly accessible information. And it certainly isn't doxxing or anything.

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slangin_paint 14 points ago +14 / -0

you know how reddit be...wait a damn second..

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prodigyx 7 points ago +7 / -0

People forget we're not on reddit anymore. Embrace the freedom people, come on

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TyrannyBuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her name is sugar tits. True story.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm ok with it, no need to make some thot internet famous for being on an Alexa Top #1897 site

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IlxTheGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just saying, for 1k, you could get a lot of nights with prettier women, or men, or both if you were into it. But for me, I'll take the money. I'd masturbate like a sailor before I'd give up 1k for a night.

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Patriot_Pat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can only deal with one virus at a time, so, no thanks.

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s full of herself. And a whore so

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jasper_db1 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Obviously the 1000 bucks and I'd just pay her a hundred."

ROFL

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

begone thot

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Choctaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Country I love on one side, attention getting idiot on the other.....damn what a tough choice o_0

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JBlaze056 4 points ago +4 / -0

Herpes is forever

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pussy's pussy but money is money.

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justwinning 4 points ago +5 / -1

That type of post is just asking to be roasted

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FooLyCooLie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Man, you could build a whole airport on her forehead.

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MarySmith 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh. Internet ThotPot.

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zettapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her hairline actually goes over the center of her head...

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BoughtByBloomberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pussy has lost all it's value. You think the CCP virus crash was bad?

The stock of pussy went from undoing nations and causing strife among world leaders to a big mac and some weed.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 3 points ago +3 / -0

what kind of low life even posts something like this

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blueeyephoto 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take "not with a 10 foot pole" for $1,000, Alex

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Datasinc 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like a $20 Uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like she has a receding hairline, or is it just me?

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

The $1000 won't give me herpes

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Snipes007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is this slunt!?

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Bigwhistle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big forehead; looks alien, from Star Trek TNG

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WhoElse 1 point ago +1 / -0

makeup is witchcraft

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What she is trying to say is...

she has considered prostitution and not really sure what rate she could charge.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bitch I could get five of you for a grand, but then y'all only come as a package with crabs and VD included.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the hottest woman couldn't surpass a free $1000 from anyone for me.

A few minutes of amazing sex is not worth $1000 I can buy something that will last me years with that type of free cash. Lmao

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a_wise_shiba_inu 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ya and that’s assuming she’s amazing. She looks like a skank tho

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KingJackRII 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao yall Trolled her

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs more than 1000 dollars worth of hair transplant.

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Brevityamongstchaos 1 point ago +1 / -0

500 x $2 whores. No thanks!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish women would smile instead of stick out their tounge like a dog.

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Bacontastegood 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's got a forehead like an 👽

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bigchubby 1 point ago +1 / -0

whores! be whores

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hardtostarboard2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd not do her for 20.

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DicksOutForHarambe 0 points ago +1 / -1

so she got a big forehead so what, i'd hit it!

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

don't hit it too hard, she could get a concussion

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dgoett 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's called a 5 head.