829 Ha ha ha ha (media.patriots.win) posted 1 year ago by Doochebag 1 year ago by Doochebag +829 / -0 85 comments share 85 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (85) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 59 ▼ – AHickey1995 59 points 1 year ago +60 / -1 I used to do some really bad things when I was in my late teens. You can get a lot better than her for $1000. permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – Pedeville 18 points 1 year ago +18 / -0 Buncha hookers and cocaine permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – undefined 14 points 1 year ago +15 / -1 Just get the ratio right. Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow 1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work. The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0 ☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Jack_Dupp 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0 Missing one Corey Haim. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Pedeville 5 points 1 year ago +6 / -1 my dick only works 1/10 times on coke permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – womp-womp-twice 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Thank you for explaining the math on this! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – 1BornAgainAmerican 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Switch that around, bud. Just go to a strip club and relax in the corner somewhere. If you snort it, they will come. Believe me. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – deleted 11 points 1 year ago +11 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – Mavdick96 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 I'd rather go to Vegas and get a high class hooker than this bitch. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0
I used to do some really bad things when I was in my late teens. You can get a lot better than her for $1000.
Buncha hookers and cocaine
Just get the ratio right.
Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow
1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.
The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.
☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio
Missing one Corey Haim.
my dick only works 1/10 times on coke
Thank you for explaining the math on this!
Switch that around, bud. Just go to a strip club and relax in the corner somewhere. If you snort it, they will come. Believe me.
I'd rather go to Vegas and get a high class hooker than this bitch.