829 Ha ha ha ha (media.patriots.win) posted 1 year ago by Doochebag 1 year ago by Doochebag +829 / -0 85 comments share 85 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (85) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 18 ▼ – Pedeville 18 points 1 year ago +18 / -0 Buncha hookers and cocaine permalink save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – undefined 14 points 1 year ago +15 / -1 Just get the ratio right. Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow 1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work. The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0 ☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Jack_Dupp 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0 Missing one Corey Haim. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0 No, no, no.... That's a whole different equation... 3 hits of crack, I shot of heroin, a tab of E and one Corey Haim. That's called an "Epstein Upper" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Pedeville 5 points 1 year ago +6 / -1 my dick only works 1/10 times on coke permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – womp-womp-twice 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Thank you for explaining the math on this! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – 1BornAgainAmerican 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Switch that around, bud. Just go to a strip club and relax in the corner somewhere. If you snort it, they will come. Believe me. permalink parent save report block reply
Buncha hookers and cocaine
Just get the ratio right.
Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow
1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.
The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.
☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio
Missing one Corey Haim.
No, no, no.... That's a whole different equation... 3 hits of crack, I shot of heroin, a tab of E and one Corey Haim. That's called an "Epstein Upper"
my dick only works 1/10 times on coke
Thank you for explaining the math on this!
Switch that around, bud. Just go to a strip club and relax in the corner somewhere. If you snort it, they will come. Believe me.