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posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +829 / -0
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undefined 14 points ago +15 / -1

Just get the ratio right.

Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow

1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.

The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

☝️this guy gets it. It's called the "Charlie Sheen" ratio

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Jack_Dupp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Missing one Corey Haim.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, no, no.... That's a whole different equation... 3 hits of crack, I shot of heroin, a tab of E and one Corey Haim. That's called an "Epstein Upper"

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Pedeville 5 points ago +6 / -1

my dick only works 1/10 times on coke

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for explaining the math on this!