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Sealith 64 points ago +64 / -0

“Mr President, there are now 62k infections in the US and the stock market is down roughly 20%-30%.”

“Okay. We all know that. It’ll get better. We have the best economy. What’s the question?”

“Oh, there’s no question I was just fear mongering.”

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KekBotSupreme 17 points ago +17 / -0

TrumpVirus.exe

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ColludingWithAmerica 8 points ago +9 / -1

Somehow fixes issues and increases performance

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TrumpsWall 31 points ago +31 / -0

“Mr, President, you said ‘good afternoon’. Why are lying to the American people and giving them false hope?

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AbrahamLincoln 23 points ago +23 / -0

"Mr. President, your tie is <insert color>, don't you think that sends the wrong message to the American people?"

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KekBotSupreme 17 points ago +17 / -0

RAAAAYYYCCCIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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PaigeAshley 14 points ago +14 / -0

🍑🍬🍑🍬🍑🍬🍑🍬🍑🍬

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KekBotSupreme 8 points ago +8 / -0

mmm yummy...

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KekBotSupreme 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Mr. President, you talk about hope, are you saying Barack Obama was a better president than you?"

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BAWA253 8 points ago +8 / -0

You forgot to say anything about change. Barry always said he wanted to fundamentally change things. I wonder if he wanted us to change into being more like China.

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booster 1 point ago +1 / -0

He had Mao ornaments on the WH Christmas tree the first year. What do you suppose?

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TwistedChemical 41 points ago +41 / -0

Fuck, Reddit’s Coronavirus page is just an extension of r/politics. Had to come here, fuck reddit, god dammit.

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TheRealPierreDelecto 17 points ago +17 / -0

The hate for Trump spreads faster than the virus. More toxic too!

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Be3Al2Si6O18 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good to have you. Grab a Dixie and a brick.

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166801 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4937043553699970264656608% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.15111926806792128013012 MILES WIDE and 488.817673057961727767054097 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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CLE_BROWNS_32 5 points ago +5 / -0

r/wuhan_flu

Dom equivalent, of course it’s already in quarantine.

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stjdalen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to have you here

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 36 points ago +36 / -0

How many deaths are acceptable!?!?! Talk about a gotcha question. Trump seems so over these fags today.

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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who was that dude?

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like al Franken. 🤣

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polish_snausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love to see him just have the idiots removed from the room

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HorribleDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

NONE

FUCKING NONE

WAS THAT YOUR QUESTION?

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MAGAsizeME 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can’t fool POTUS

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SD_Pede 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fauci: We don't want to import in new cases. YES! FUCKING RIGHT!

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BestTimeToBAlive 8 points ago +8 / -0

exactly what I thought!

Strong borders, build the wall, travel bans....

sorry kids, America is open but just like a cool club, you can't all come in.

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deadbeaf 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know when he said that during today's briefing, it low key got me worried.

The reason being that so far the MSM has painted a credible picture of Fauci, and personally listening to him speak I am buying what he is saying as well, especially as he actively attempts to remain a-political and keep the discussion on the science and facts.

My worry is that if the MSM starts to interpret his factual analysis of the situation as hidden Trump agenda pushes, he will lose his credibility overnight. After seeing so much distorted information come through the tubes this past month, I have no doubts they will find a way to discredit our only authoritive voice of reason in this 'crisis'

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booster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point. My own opinion is he is a political creature like Lindsey Graham MD. He could be a very reasonable physician but he has to watch what he says.

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 28 points ago +28 / -0

HoW mAnY dEaThS aRe AcCePtAbLe?

None. To me? NONE.

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hollow_fang 7 points ago +7 / -0

To me? None.

To you? Probably as many as possible.

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AbrahamLincoln 26 points ago +26 / -0

Even Fauci is throwing shade at the idiot reporters now.

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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, that reporter asked questions that anyone here would ask. About how WHO is bs and supporting China. Of course it's a question that Trump's not going to answer in public, but it's a good question regardless.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great question.

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

He learning to WIN

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SameCookiePseudonym 25 points ago +25 / -0

can someone make a montage of pence holding this thing up every day and saying "we are on day X of 15 days to stop the spread"?

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flashersenpai 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pence corona themed advent calendars when?

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

And maybe a graph of the spread slowing?

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SD_Pede 24 points ago +24 / -0

Let's start taking bets.

First reporter who acts like the enemy of the people:

Kaitlin Collins - even money.

Over/Under Trump saying "Fake News": 4 minutes, 23 seconds.

Birx looking at Trump like you want your gf to look at you: Even money.

Pence holding up 15 day plan: no bet, 100% guaranteed.

Media not being triggered by Trump saying hydroxychloroquine: 10,000 to 1.

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HeavyVetting 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can tell you're a seasoned presserpede, you're right on the money with every since point.

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magabirdlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just think one day if VP Pence carries on and runs and wins..That 15 day plan will be in his library. hehe.

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KekBotSupreme 6 points ago +6 / -0

O/U on Pence holding it up - 5 seconds after getting to the podium...

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magabirdlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh yes me too...no more Cod-father.

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Bt443407 23 points ago +23 / -0

15 DAYS. READ IT. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN. FIFTEEN DAYS.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of you in the press aren't so good at math. Let me spell that out for you.

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commies0ride0free 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit that’s his son? Lmaooooo

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh snap now I know who you’re talking about lol

My stream doesn’t show the press

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hollow_fang 4 points ago +4 / -0

"What the fuck kind of question was that???"

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait he has a son in there? Which dude?

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magabirdlady 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the lamestream media is not going to cover these briefings how are the folks supposed to know what is going on...This does not seem right to me...

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's actually illegal for us to watch these. Everything you learn should be through CNN. It's their job to tell you what to think.

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go to whitehouse.gov/live/ and watch it.

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White 3 points ago +3 / -0

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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debi_birx_scarf 21 points ago +21 / -0

VP pulls the 15 days slide again!!!

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Hillary4Prison2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dr Doom taking notes from GEOTUS on how to respond to bullshit questions (how to win)

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BestTimeToBAlive 20 points ago +20 / -0

The reporters are so much f'n nicer to VP & docs. So rude & negative to our awesome Prez

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DeplorableLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bias is obvious, isn’t it?

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BestTimeToBAlive 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just shows how dumb they are... can't even keep up the charade for the whole briefing. I really despise some of those hacks... especially in the front row.

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RedWhiteBlue15 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Mr. President, if I say or do something really dumb, why is it always your fault? Why won't you take responsibility for my actions!?!?!?"

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its_three_oclock 20 points ago +20 / -0

GEOTUS fucking crushed that press conference

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Muffinman 20 points ago +20 / -0

The press beatings will continue, until story accuracy improves.

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SD_Pede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trump and Pence are kicking ass so much that even the Democratic governors are going to want them instead of Biden in November.

We're so lucky to have them.

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AbrahamLincoln 19 points ago +19 / -0

Maybe he'll tell us what worthless shit is in congress' bill.

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SameCookiePseudonym 19 points ago +19 / -0

I swear to god Trump looks younger today than he did in 2015

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stjdalen 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's amazing isn't it. He looks better than when he was in his fifties

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Centipedeboy 19 points ago +19 / -0

If these continued to be covered he would end up at 60% approval and win 45 states. MSM is now not carrying it.

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publ1us 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, I just realized this is going on and I'm still able to watch Jeopardy today.

Spez: Spoke too soon, they preempted Final Jeopardy. lol

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RockyMin 19 points ago +19 / -0

OMG fuck the MSM. My NBC began showing it for like 5 minutes and then cut in and said you can see the rest of it on our website. This is ridiculous.

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FL2PC72LE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just go directly to whitehouse.gov/live/

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RockyMin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, I'm watching it right here on TD.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago +6 / -0

enemy of the people.

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

CON CAST

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

The were hanging on Obama's every word. Would they ever miss out on one of his conferences?

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RockyMin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not a chance. To libs, cutting off Obama would be like Christians cutting of Jesus Christ.

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SD_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's your own stupid fault for watching in on NBC. WTF?

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debi_birx_scarf 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fauci was actually great.

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SD_Pede 19 points ago +19 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with these reporters yelling at Trump when he walks away? Fucking assholes!

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flashersenpai 10 points ago +10 / -0

its cynical, they want it to look like he's avoiding questions

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Pomilui 9 points ago +9 / -0

MR. PRESID- MR. PRESI PRES-AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! They don't have any respect for him, and the feeling is mutual.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a small chance they'll get his attention, they're willing to take that chance.

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drsowells1fan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Are you ready? 😂

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DeplorableLA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lord have mercy, blond girl is RUDE

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's her name ?

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drsowells1fan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Silver Fox with smooth tones to calm us down after that necessary bitchslapping.

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PGM92 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm watching a little bit of a delay, but when Trump said, "you're lucky that you have this group, because otherwise you wouldn't have a country." ...CHILLS! YOU TELL HER!

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PGM92 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fwiw, I live 17 miles from Los Angeles. All of our local network affiliates (including NBC) are carrying the breifing as of now.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love pence and the 15 days chart. Something we can count on everyday! Thank you silver fox!

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hollow_fang 6 points ago +6 / -0

He should have a "Days until reopening" one now. Counting down the days until Easter.

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mugatucrazypills 18 points ago +18 / -0

They should remind DNCers not to attend meth gay hooker snuff parties for the next 2 weeks as well.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hookers, meth dealers carved out under "essential services"

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KekBotSupreme 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trump: "I'll be there [at the olympics]"

Media: "Trump trains for olympics as pandemic rages."

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TrumpTrainBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,229,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.711 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago +5 / -0

KekBot and TrumpTrainBot having a convo?! Would BrickBot like to chime in?

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KekBotSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keks, bricks, and trains for everyone.

Free market, freely given.

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166754 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4870844663723148191632832% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1833.63430520456950584916648 MILES WIDE and 488.679937489027943190192738 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166715 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4815913669912593705506720% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1833.20545949230486325751580 MILES WIDE and 488.565646272253100668967355 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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SD_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does the coatbot work? Maybe the coatbot can give the brickbot a coat?

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166755 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4872253150743931639995040% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1833.64530124847372745408060 MILES WIDE and 488.682868033047810947147235 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like how the train bot got triggered lol

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debi_birx_scarf 18 points ago +18 / -0

Travel ban may stay. Fine with me!!

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stjdalen 18 points ago +18 / -0

I didn't know I was a scarf afficionado until I saw Dr. Birx daily

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debi_birx_scarf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me neither.

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mightyclaw 18 points ago +18 / -0

"How many deaths are acceptable?"
Trump: NONE
Notice that Pence is giving that reporter a serious angry stare. I would not want to be on the receiving end of that stare.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 18 points ago +18 / -0

Rude Reporter Barbie needs to calm the fuck down.

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RedditRefugee 18 points ago +18 / -0

WE ARE TEN DAYS INTO THE 15 DAYS

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Visceroth 12 points ago +12 / -0

His eyes were focused on it until she set it back down.

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polish_snausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now it has to be sanitized. Don't touch my stuff

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

CORONA SLIDE

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FL2PC72LE 17 points ago +18 / -1

"Mr. President, when you say you'd like the country up and running by Easter, isn't that marginalizing Jews and Muslims? Do you worry it's a dog whistle to fundamentalist Christians to bomb abortion clinics?"

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was amazed they didn't. "Easter? Why Easter, HmmmmMMMMMMM????"

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FL2PC72LE 17 points ago +17 / -0

Good question from that kid about the WHO being unfair. I wonder who he is.

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polish_snausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Young, Smart, Clean... I bet AON

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cccpneveragain 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love Dr. Birx putting some personal responsibility in there.

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cccpneveragain 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm sure.

Everytime I see on the news locally when they are showing clips of people in town blantantly not even trying to distance it's always in the "I just moved from California" areas. They might like China better where they are given clear and constant orders on what to do.

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stjdalen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck the models. They also use them to generate climate change hysteria

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hollow_fang 4 points ago +4 / -0

They produce several models taking different things into account; including a “doomsday apocalyptic literally everything goes wrong” model that has a fraction of a percentage of happening... which is the one that the media reports on.

Hence, “coronavirus COULD last for 4 more months, infect half the population”.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

((( models )))

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SD_Pede 17 points ago +17 / -0

PENCE WITH THE 15 DAYS CHART! At 40:32!!

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flashersenpai 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's showing the paper again! Let's get a 15 Steps flair!