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ShitOfPeace 54 points ago +55 / -1

Just make them red. Literal red pills.

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Kharn 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love this timeline/

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DaemonKrog 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy red pill. It's smaller and looks much easier to swallow than I've been told.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

T

45

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Choctaw 13 points ago +14 / -1

yah, I was thinking that too

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Pelayo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brilliant idea, but why not have both😁

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CivilLibertyorDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

You take it twice... First, you take this one and then you retrieve it and then take the red pill. It’s metaphorical for President Trumps two terms in office.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and make them suppositories.

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myredditnameisfake 30 points ago +31 / -1

APPROVED. Now we just have to get the Mods to sticky this and you will get your prize

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HeavyVetting 17 points ago +18 / -1

It happened, it's stickied, we're getting actual Trump redpills, best timeline!

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myredditnameisfake 10 points ago +11 / -1

I love this place

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bobama 13 points ago +13 / -0

Except you can sign up anonymously here, seems pretty inefficient for a DNC data collection front. Nice rambling post you linked to on Deadit. Get out, troll!

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LostViking1985 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would put that in other places too. We have the best capsules, don't we folks.

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LostViking1985 7 points ago +7 / -0

One freedom suppository, coming up!

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago +8 / -2

Found Andrew Gillum's account!

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Winterds001 1 point ago +2 / -1

I said what what, in the butt

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

My first sticky in .win.

Mods = Gods.

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magachudd 11 points ago +11 / -0

2020 mg + 2 scoops

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liberalfetchmycoffee 10 points ago +12 / -2

Would be totally worth it just for the:

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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Poonjazzler1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Suggestion:

Have gold flakes on the inside like gold Schlagger!

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AmazingAlphonseA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did Scott Adams already call that drug "Trump Pills"?

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, that's where I got the idea.

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AmazingAlphonseA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fun to have smart friendd like Scott.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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Trumptastic88 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guys my wife and I took the Trump Pill and we both died because we didnt follow the directions as prescribed and also it turned out it was aquarium cleaner

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

So sorry to hear that. We're going to go ahead and report that but leave that last part off until the fake news is properly aged.

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Chalupamancer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump Pill is also a Red Pill

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TenFeetHigher 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you nuts? Taking JUST 67 of those at once can kill you!

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

WARNING: Should not be consumed by individuals that believe Trump is not their president.

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daomino 4 points ago +4 / -0

APPROVED for aquarium cleaning.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Available as a 12" suppository for libtards.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to post this.

Only available in suppository in California, New York, Oregon, Washington and Illinois.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 small 4 libs

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ThomasMaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder if a suppository version would cure TDS, would probably need 10(or more) times the dosage but still, worth a try...

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent

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gargoyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS should seriously have a design process for these.

As a bonus, everyone who thinks "Orange Man Bad" will refuse to take them!

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HumbleMemeFarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lefties take it rectally

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Helmerj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also available in Biden brand suppositories.

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Torgga2010 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love It...great design.

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OrdusMaleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not just simple redpills.

That way those special snowflakes who identify as 'unicorns' (Ive seriously heard people who do that), instead of Farting Rainbows they can fart American Flags.

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like MAGA Sausage

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Here is your lifesaving pill Xir"

NO nono nononono!!!!!! REEEEEE!!!!

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just need to make the dosage more legible, wouldn’t want anyone taking fish tank cleaner and overdosing!

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stjdalen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surely r- politics and r-coronavirus would appreciate this important news

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm already banned from the former, and the latter won't allow image posts (I tried LOL).

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squanchingonpao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Kek at work again? Meme magic all over again, get ready boys

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Reltius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent. No democrats will take them. They’ll die instead.

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A_Fish_That_Talks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make it a 45mg dose

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

TWO PILLS!

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VaPnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Each RX comes with a one free session with a shrink who specializes in TDS

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BeOne420 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take those everyday sometimes I even take 2

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CuckSchumer 2 points ago +2 / -0

WARNING may be fatal if consumed while infected with TDS

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krazikofiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

PERFECT!

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DONTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

those are damn near perfect... DON TRUMP!!!!

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gearchecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

When can we start calling it Plaquenil? Seeing how the doctors in the USA are writing prescriptions for themselves and their families maybe now is the time.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are tight

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MAGAAllTheTime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Directions: take orally. If you don’t like the Trump logo, stick it up your ass.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, no good. Then you'd all OD.

I say "you" as I'm a leaf. I'd just wash my regular pills down with a tall glass of maple syrup.

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Captain_Grrrr8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just awesome! That is all!

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best thing about this design, is that TDS afflicted NPCs would NEVER take them.

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CuckSchumer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the ingenious plan to purge the NPCs from this country. They’d rather die from the Wuflu then take the pill!

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kamakura7 1 point ago +1 / -0

it'll be a tough pill for the Dems to swallow.