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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGALISM

AS BEAUTIFUL AS A BRICK IN A CNN FAKE NEWS FAGGOTS FACE

NO BRAKES!

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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,289,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.71 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166813 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4953945397949371645003104% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.28307179491858053909956 MILES WIDE and 488.852839586200140850508061 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!