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Jojomrjojo 33 points ago +33 / -0

Hahahaha! If a professor had told those two bitches that they lied on papers they wrote the school would have expeled them. But when those same two birches lie on papers and the Highest Commander in America calls them out. It's water off a ducks back.

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BearMolestation 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'd suck off the professor and he would beg them for more. That's how they get their power over guys.

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DeathBattleFan123 3 points ago +3 / -0

That doesn't work so well if the guy is already getting sucked off by his wife/gf. Then again, you said professor, so probably single or a cheating scumbag?