B-b-b-b--brokered convention!

Michigan will have: no delegates, therefore Bernie will be fucked by design. No press, due to My Gorona Birus. And some stand in for the corrupt vampires in the DNC/CIA/Communist Chinese Party interests fighting against Trump.

Whoever is selected, this is going to be a LOLCOW moment. Shit, I have been LOLing for days with all this brain dead Biden shit. Bring in the next clown!