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PaigeAshley 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get that (hopefully new Trump voter) a brick!

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166877 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5044088567279512340184416% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.98681860478876325360324 MILES WIDE and 489.040394403471677295595869 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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White 4 points ago +4 / -0

quad bricks

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TrumpBrickBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 166881 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5049722515362646133633248% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1835.03080278040564967325972 MILES WIDE and 489.052116579551148323413857 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +3 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,409,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.708 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!