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They can’t charge you with rape if you can’t remember it! (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by magaorg +1924 / -0
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TheMagaMan 30 points ago +30 / -0

Listen hear fat I voted for the bergoffs where it was sexy to look at my legs when I took you out back with the other dog faced pony soldiers.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

OK, Corn Pop.

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Toucansexual 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your full of shit.

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OGpsywar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden -- 'Am I The Bad Dude Corn Pop??'

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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somenobody 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tell it's a bogus allegation, perhaps even one in jest, by the date. "_____ raped and murdered a girl in 1993" is literally a imageboard copypasta most likely in reference to the first bout of MJ trials.

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Seruna_Kanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. Statutes of limitation exist for many reasons.

Though if Biden gets out of this due to not having the brain function to defend himself, then that will mar his candidacy.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nothing to be torn about. We simply hold people to their own standards. You and I have reasonable standards, and would generally expect innocent until proven guilty.

The former Vice Sniffer has the standard of guilty GUILTY GUILTY! Until video proof of innocence, and should therefore be held to his standard.

Hypocrisy is one of the worst traits in a person, so we bypass that by equally applying the concept of treating everyone EXACTLY how they want to treat others.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 16 points ago +16 / -0

They can't charge him with rape because it's election interference. Or abuse of power. Or something.

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undercovermaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

huh, I don't recall those factors stopping Kavanaugh's accusers

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

True

We live in a country where:

No matter what heinous, unspeakable acts of debauched criminality you have committed, all you have to do is run for public office—and you are considered safe, completely immune from prosecution, because the worst criminals make the best politicians and you must be protected: it is assumed you should never be prosecuted, or even arrested, because that would "unfairly benefit your political rival"!!!

and

if you are a senator you literally are allowed to serve as a juror deciding the fate of the president in an impeachment trial while you're running for president.

It's insane that I am not making this up

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SquiggyMcPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

This entire gaffe a minute thing Joe has going on is him building a dementia defense for when his son and him get called in for questioning. It's a legal trick as old as lawyers themselves. Also notice he has been coughing regularly in his last few interviews so maybe expect him to drop out and use the virus as an excuse. Neither him nor bernie can get a majority of delegates at this point so it's going to go to a contested convention and word is that they are positioning Cuomo to take the spot.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who could have guessed that the guy who has a problem with sniffing everyone within arms length around him might have some skeletons.

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eli5_pants 5 points ago +6 / -1

the only fucks voting for this cunt are the ones still screaming DT is a RACISSSS

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations!! No brakes! And have a brick!

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TrumpTrainBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

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TrumpBrickBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166922 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a coat!

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Winrar_ChiknDinr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well Deserving - this is a classic.

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Nrdrsr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden sexually assaulted Tara Reade

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep waiting for Joe to say "smithers, release the hounds!"

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CoronaT_Virus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The old Reagan defense

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okayfilet 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can, Joe, they can...

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a T shirt design that looks like the neon tubing in a bar sign:

IF I DON'T REMEMBER

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Got it at Wal-Mart. If they have any more I'm sending one to Biden

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Lykanthrocide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those eyes look soulless...

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Rick-C137 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cosby pointing to his head.

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RegularReplacement 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I believe the lady will have a rophie-colida."

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eye-bleed if you agree!

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uncle Joe thought he was just doing 20 push-ups!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point Biden will probably threaten to withhold the 1 billion in aid to her if she doesn't STFU.

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Sleepy-type_guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

When can we charge Biden's handlers with elder abuse?

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the old "Comey Defense". Sound tactic.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never understood why anyone would force themselves sexually on anyone else. Hell it happened to me a few times in my 20s that we were both a lil drunk on my couch and she changed her mind, said no or what ever and that was that. I called a cab, no hard feelings. I can't even understand the thrill or excitement of banging somebody by force who doesn't want to be banged.

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iaintgottimetobleed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems uncle Joe served his purpose. Time to get him out of the way. "Let's bring up something we've been covering up since 1993."

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, they definitely will. Lunatics.

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Palmertabs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of that bible quote about all the weapons used against him will fail and something about loving the truth maybe? Might be separate quotes but, every person who attacks him always fails hard. Avenatti failed real hard.

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