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StillplayenSometimes 87 points ago +87 / -0

Lol, not sure why politicians and media are taking them at their word??? I'm baffled, I'm willing tibet their underreporting by hmmm... 100,000 cases

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pray_for_kekistan 42 points ago +43 / -1

You don’t understand. Ever since the Kung flu, now the media and China tell the truth, no matter the incentive for them both to lie more than ever, they in fact are forced to tell the truth until this blows over.

After that though hell yeah they’re some liars.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 31 points ago +31 / -0

Willing Tibet! Kek!

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ah_hell 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because in the other parts of China, everyone is burning in mass graves.

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somethinga9230j 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hopefully it isn't the case that they are underreporting the number of deaths by millions (the main indication I know of reg. this is the number of phone numbers shut down by their main phone companies).

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Keln 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah it's been reported that 22 million cell phones are no longer being used in China. It's a stretch to assume 22 million people died in China, but it is an odd statistic.

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somethinga9230j 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's been reported

You can see it on the main phone service companies websites. I should have written "main phone service companies", not "main phone companies" in my previous comment.

See for instance https://www.chinamobileltd.com/en/ir/operation_m.php . February 2020 describes about -7,254,000 lost phone numbers/customers, while February 2019, the same month a year before, describes about 1,091,000 gained phone numbers/customers. You can fairly easily check the numbers for the different months for 2020 and 2019. All months of 2019 report gains, January 2020 reports considerable loss, February 2020 reports a drastic loss.

There are also these links:

http://archive.li/ZNUA3

http://archive.li/RBdgq

(thanks to this website, it showed the links fairly directly: https://www.theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html ).

cell phones

As I recall, it wasn't cell phones, but phone numbers. And checking up on it, it may be customers, though the customer may be tied to the phone number.

I heard a rumour that in communist China, one's phone number is used for all kinds of things and is a major way to handle payments. I also heard a rumour that it is bothersome to change phone numbers. I don't recall whether it is tied to the equivalent of one's SSN.

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Keln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I heard it on the radio. They said phones are used for things like access to healthcare and are considered necessary. I'm sure the commies use them to track their people

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MisterClinton 2 points ago +2 / -0

In communist China, phone number is used for all sorts of things.

A law mandates that tech companies operating from China (ICP license) acquire identity of all Chinese users. In most cases, this is done by collecting the phone number. The ID (Resident ID Card) is required when you get a phone number and is tied to the number.

You can have multiple phone numbers and there isn't any additional process when you apply for a second one. It is however a very nasty process if you want to keep the number but switch to a different carrier. CMCC is much hated and is known for using dirty tricks to lock users from switching to other carriers.

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Larka 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's safe to assume if those people aren't dead, they're destitute unless they had family out in the country to flee to. Being destitute in China means death or a fate worse than death probably isn't far away.

It would be like giving up your driver's license and passport here in the states. A phone number acts like a form of ID in China and is essential for getting aid or services in the cities, so it would be the absolutely last thing people would give up.

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most believable reports I've been reading suggest that China's reported numbers are underreported by a factor of 10-30. So while not quite millions. Closer to 50,000 deaths is probably accurate.

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somethinga9230j 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another indication is that there are various reports that Wuhan (that according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuhan has a population of "Urban (2018)[11] 8,896,900") still have extremely little traffic congestion compared to 2019 (see https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic ). If only 50,000 died, why would a multi-million city still have so little traffic congestion?

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DArtist51 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great link! I clicked on the 7-day tab. Really a profound change from last year.

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IntrepidBurger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be fear of going outside still. You're seeing that low traffic thing here in the US as well.

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somethinga9230j 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point.

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ailurus 5 points ago +5 / -0

But wuhan to believe them. After all, Winnie the Flu does not lie to people.

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ekos640 34 points ago +34 / -0

I can't hear you Xi, can you take the bat out of your mouth

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jgardner 15 points ago +15 / -0

He can't. His hand is stuck in the honey jar again. Oh bother!

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BeardyMcBalderhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not honey! You're eating Chinese Propaganda!

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not either one, it's actually sperm

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BeardyMcBalderhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh bother.

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quigonkenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's no bat...

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike's husband would disagree if his mouth weren't full rn.

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zebfross 34 points ago +34 / -0

My Chinese coworker has been saying since the beginning to take any official death count from China and multiply it by 10 for the real number.

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Beccabee88 16 points ago +16 / -0

0*10=0, checkmate atheists.

/s.

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quigonkenny 7 points ago +7 / -0

Xi apparently knows this rule, so he reported 0.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you can see a mass grave from space....

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ticl 2 points ago +2 / -0

They straight up burned them, why bother burying.

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IntrepidBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Higher than that now, they've more or less stopped reporting all deaths. Their real death count is likely 20-30 times the official count.

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FliesTheFlag 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fuck China

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skullfuck!

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NoMoreLies [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol I only stole this from Reddit, but thanks for the sticky, mods! :)

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tftx22 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shhh...it became common property, comrade.

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NoMoreLies [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

If they want Socialism so bad, then perhaps they won’t mind redistribution of their memes.

Seize the memes of production!

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StillplayenSometimes 11 points ago +11 / -0

They won't mind. You've managed to seize the memes of production

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debi_birx_scarf 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you hung out at Reddit then you have the virus. Go quarantine!

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NoMoreLies [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, that means I’ve been exposed to the Reddit Leftyvirus

Time to self isolate 😷

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 12 points ago +12 / -0

That man is full of Pooh 💩

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nazereth1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Basic rogic.

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BerniePanders 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is farcical.somrthingbis really wrong. There is no way you can have 0 new cases.either this indeed is a bioweapon and China did drama or some other explanation

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NoMoreLies [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot of viruses have come out of China. Maybe it should say something like:

“Ho Lee Fuk! Get this man a Chinavirus!”

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MikesBigJockstrap 6 points ago +6 / -0

This virus has been circulating far longer than we know of. China's censored the fuck out of it. I'm pretty sure I had the shit back in November. I tested negative for strep and flu, no sinus infection, and was sicker than fuck for about 2 weeks. Laid in bed for 4 days straight with cold chills, a fever, and an awful headache. I had lethargy and a nasty cough and burning in my lungs when coughing. I still have a lingering dry cough. Only bad things come from China.

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575guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

China is asshoe

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Mmcglynn264 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can get zero cases if you stop testing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or if you're manufacturing test kits that give false negatives

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Rabidraccoon76 2 points ago +2 / -0

And by virus he means a bullet to the head...

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

So savage it hurts!

User name checks out.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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trump_rally 2 points ago +2 / -0

joke of the day

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astro_eng 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free Hong Kong and Taiwan, NOW!

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Strategerium 1 point ago +1 / -0

HK and TW hates China right now. I bet if the HK and TW politicians, which often are quite sharp tongued are asked about the "imported" chinese flu cases they will have some choice things say.

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Ryoten 1 point ago +1 / -0

China man bad

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SheepleMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

He forgot to read his bribed-out Wikipedia entry in Taiwan

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

China obviously lying

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Botz15_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey look it's Pooh bear I mean shit bear

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason why China doesn't have any new cases is because they stopped testing sick people and won't admit patients to the hospitals.

I'm sure Thomas Freidman is still hyperventilating in his enthusiasm over how fast China built new hospitals, even though the hospitals are leaky and admitting no patients.