We regret to inform you we do not trust your judgement and ability to interpret raw information, as it is beginning to conflict with our interests as an organization.
Going forward, we will be digesting these sources first and then proceed to give you the information you need to keep your mind from asking one too many questions.
We realize this may be insulting to the intelligence of some of our listeners, however in this case the overwhelming demand for sensationalism and panic has made us realize that those who possess the mental faculties for critical thought should not have been tuning in to our station in the first place.
"Dear Listeners,
We regret to inform you we do not trust your judgement and ability to interpret raw information, as it is beginning to conflict with our interests as an organization.
Going forward, we will be digesting these sources first and then proceed to give you the information you need to keep your mind from asking one too many questions.
We realize this may be insulting to the intelligence of some of our listeners, however in this case the overwhelming demand for sensationalism and panic has made us realize that those who possess the mental faculties for critical thought should not have been tuning in to our station in the first place.
Thank you for your understanding"
I read that in the npr soothing voice, and now I'm ok with being misinformed