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rimper 41 points ago +41 / -0

...And then the virus yelled, "this is COVID country!"

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spez_this 29 points ago +29 / -0

She's bullshitting us. Journalists, do your job! How about a little bit of investigative journalism.This should be easy enough to verify.

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NormaJeanRocks [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Todays journalist= Hear story that makes orange man bad, top headline...no need to fact check.

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NormaJeanRocks [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha, what a fucking bitch. I'm also shocked she has a husband

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Dirk_Diggler 19 points ago +19 / -0

The lengths this bitch will go to to stay "relevant." I know of doctors who were unable to get tested, because at the time there just aren't any tests to be had. Nobody gives a shit that a has been celebrity can't just march into an ER and get a test on demand.

And it's not like she is on oxygen or a respirator. So she isn't "that bad." Just a whiny little bitch.

She probably seen that tweet, knew she wouldn't be tested, and made an ER trip for the sniffles. Depriving someone else a hospital bed and resources, to someone who might ACTUALLY fucking need it. These people are fucking societal cancer.

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Shroudedf8 17 points ago +17 / -0

WTF is this loser bitch saying now? I must've missed it since whenever I see a 'story' with her name attached, I instantly move along and erase it from memory.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 20 points ago +21 / -1

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

No hospital on the planet is going to NOT test a person for a virus, then place them in the very ward where they can catch that virus.

The legal ramifications ALONE make it clear that she's lying.

What a disgusting cunt to lie about something like this.

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Shroudedf8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks. Holy shit she's crazy and stupid. Lying so obviously through her teeth. Of course, her fans (who the fuck would that be, I have no idea) will eat up the Trump bashing.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 11 points ago +12 / -1

Except in her case, literally nobody gives a shit. Whether she has it or not. Whether she dies or not. At the end of the day, my number of fucks will remain at zero. She's less valuable to this world than any single, individual ant.

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MrSnappy 7 points ago +7 / -0

list of other low hanging fruit that have shown up in the news these last few days... David Hogg, Trevor Noah, Katie Hill, Greta Thunberg, Madonna and Patton Oswald

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inspir3dgenius 7 points ago +7 / -0

covidcurse

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Liberal_gun_guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck me if Justice for Juicy isn’t the funniest, most absolutely ridiculous story of the last ten years.

Fuckin guy still stands by his story.

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the_bird 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do we know it's not carrot top lying there?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Juicy smoolaye sounds like the very worst flavor at Jamba juice

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Drinkup4 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's up with Carrot Top?

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Replying to @kathygriffin

I bet if you were a celebrity you could of gotten tested

LOL

So this dingbat is the latest "celebrity" to claim to have the Chinese Virus for attention. "UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms reeeeee" but that is somehow not affecting the death-grip on her iPhone to continue blaming Our President and VP for all her self-inflicted problems.

She is probably in there for something elective like cosmetic surgery (because I doubt they are going to deny celebrities in their time of "need") or maybe she's had a debilitating outbreak of herpes or rectal prolapse. It's a lot more likely that she has fucked her way into this position (like any other) than the outside chance that she caught the Chinese Virus from her illegal alien housekeeper.

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CaptainWinston 3 points ago +3 / -0

💣🧨⚰️

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that third one a turd?

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tomthung 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stomach pains usually come with drug withdrawal.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely Trump did not break her again.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +3 / -1

I hate her.

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Lawless 2 points ago +2 / -0

She keeps getting uglier by the day

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hardtostarboard2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coronavirus carpetbagger

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, except there are actually guys who would bang Smollett.

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I776 1 point ago +1 / -0

So sick she doesn’t even need oxygen for a respiratory disease