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Garrison on point! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Sea_Still ago by Sea_Still +2918 / -0
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Webasdias 90 points ago +90 / -0

A joke about Pelosi and I don't even have to be exposed to a depiction of that gorgon's face. How considerate.

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OrdusMaleus 24 points ago +24 / -0

Its nearly impossible to depict that lush.

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Aquamine-Amarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't compare smart conservative women to that stupid drunk corrupt leftist.

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CheckorHold 3 points ago +5 / -2

The Bible outlines it all. People back then were very smart and understood society very well.

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still had to look at the caricature (not by much) of Upchuck Schumer, though.

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Sea_Still [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

The poster children for term limits!

Thanks for the sticky Mods!

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lolz.... Updoot for you!

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Choppermagic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dems withholding aid to Americans. Sounds impeachable

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Qui Pro Covid!

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takeyouruptrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vid Co Pro

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IvIA6A 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks more like Sanders than the turtle

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, his hair is combed.

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like, with a balloon?

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DJTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh. The "he looks like he combs his hair with a balloon" joke is funny, but at the same time it pisses me off. His supporters see his disheveled appearance as a good thing, like he's the absent minded savant that's so brilliant and consumed with important things that he doesn't have time to worry about the trivialities of mere mortals. It appeals to college age narcissists because it's how they see themselves and are able to justify their own shortcomings to themselves. In reality it's a look he's cultivated, either on his own or with some sort of consultant. If you look at pictures of him when he was younger he actually seemed somewhat stylish. He's fake as fuck, he doesn't get on stage with his hair all fucked up because he doesn't care, a stylist makes it look like that because he does.

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting point. I can see that . I’ll watch him a bit closer with that in mind. Thanks!

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Almost as far up there as Hillary's shoe is

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salvecitizen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nancy could use a good signature accessory, like Hillary's shoe. Ideas?

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her fucking teeth. On the ground somewhere halfway across the panel.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a liquor store

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BeardyMcBalderhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Garrison got a critical thing wrong. McConnel is supposed to be a turtle.

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somenobody 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I thought it was supposed to be Bernie for a minute.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, that gave me a much-needed laugh. XD

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

So interesting that they picked the time in history were the citizens care the most about how the government is working to not work for said citizens.

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assuming they ever did? It’s just being seen now.

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HangtownBill 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say it's her birthday. She's now an octigenarian.

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LowIQMaxineWaters 1 point ago +1 / -0

The farther back Schumer's hairline gets, the lower his glasses go down his nose

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tacosrcool 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's not the only one with her head up her ass

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CosmoKramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

there could be sand up there too