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cccpneveragain 294 points ago +295 / -1

I've got a suggestion. You send us 100% of American citizens that entered your country illegally back. We will send 100% of yours. Fair trade, right?

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chicken765 13 points ago +13 / -0

NaN

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Evei 37 points ago +38 / -1

Since we're apparently into releasing criminals/prisoners here, we should send them to Mexico. Turn about is fair play and all.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 15 points ago +15 / -0

What if we took a portion and dumped them on Cuba? We'd square accounts with their regime as well

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mightyclaw 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's pretty much what Castro did to Jimmy Carter, so, yeah.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe over by a bay in the southeast of cuba...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 21 points ago +21 / -0

They benefit from this deal by hundreds of thousands to one! All the doctors, lawyers, and engineers wearing frozen shirts dragging mystery children by the wrist would get to come home! No more separated families!

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the_big_cheef 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was going to say: it sounds like this move would be terrible for the US considering how many doctors, lawyers, engineers etc that we’d be losing.

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jive-ass-turkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chuck or ground round?

I like mine med rare.

You a Kingsford man?

Chimney or starter fluid?

How'd they turn out?

I'm already late on starting the fire for the ribeye.

But my back is killing me from kneading loaves of bread, and I just ate a slice out of the oven, and this beer is so cold. So cold.

Tell those mad cunts in straya the reports were accurate, us seppos are suffering, but mostly from hangovers.

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take that as a compliment.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kingsford for me. No gas grill bullshit, may as well be cooking on the stove. If your burgers aren't full of carcinogens, they aren't worth consuming.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

My man

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terrichris 8 points ago +8 / -0

America demands the return of the $25 billion annual for thirty years in remittances plus interest, as money of illegal activity.

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Miserable_company 111 points ago +112 / -1

Maybe they should pay for it. Just to really show us who’s boss.

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TheDonaldVET1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Lmao!

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TitleCorrection 12 points ago +12 / -0

4D Chess♟

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NeilNewsNetwork 9 points ago +9 / -0

that would really teach us a lesson, hh?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

The geniuses over at r/politics are laughing at Trump, his supporters, and the US in general over this ....

Fucking morons over there ... completely oblivious.

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TEXinLA 48 points ago +48 / -0

A Big Beautiful WALL...

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Weremoose 18 points ago +18 / -0

If Mexico builds it, I doubt it will be big or beautiful

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 10 points ago +10 / -0

It'd probably be colorful, though. And lined with muffler and barber shops.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Used tires.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of spray paint.

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MAGA_Aoyoc 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be a giant taco shell

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are probably correct. Many, many years ago, I was in a Texas border town and decided to take a short cut to another Texas border town. The short cut was just inside the Mexican border. And it was around 8 PM, so it was dark.

Road construction was occurring (or maybe it just looked that way) on a bridge over a lake. No railings, just smudge pots with lit wicks/burning stakes lining the sides of the bridge.

I can still conjure that image.

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somenobody 41 points ago +41 / -0

Willing to bet a good 11/10 of those "Americans" don't even speak English.

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MichelleObamasBulge 26 points ago +26 / -0

Right. This is a crackdown on latinos fleeing south, but, like the 3 armed teenagers who were witnessed breaking into multiple vehicles in my neighborhood, everyone reporting it will pretend to have not noticed what race they are

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somenobody 17 points ago +18 / -1

"Teenager", "youth", "juvenile" and whatever else I'm forgetting is pretty much code for nonwhite. If they were white you wouldn't hear the end of it and they'd use dehumanizing terminology like "male".

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Urban youf (rhymes with youth)

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Anti_Immigration 5 points ago +5 / -0

But all the races are the same and it's a cultural issue, man.

And before you tell me that people make up the culture and rural Appalachia is much safer than every American city...let me just say thats like racist and stuff. Now, hug a chinese person.

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123breadman 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean "Mexican ""Americans"""

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

South America is still an America!

-MSNPC

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Not_My_Real_Acct_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live on the border and there's a tremendous amount of people who go back and forth. It's wild.

I'd be willing to bet that about 10-15% of the unskilled jobs in the city are done by people who live in Mexico.

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white_redoubt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think many people fully understand the extent to which our country has been colonized.

Some would say "Oh well those are border cities that were originally Mexican territory." Sure but it was completely uninhibited by Mexican's, every time Mexican's showed up the Apaches and Comanches slaughtered them which is why the Mexican government started giving land to American's in Texas....to distract the natives so that the Mexican military could (unsuccessfully) attempt to push them out.
So lets look at the north eastern United States at quintessential American cities that go back to the beginning of our history.

Everything east of Appalachia between DC and Boston has been invaded, you can see that the "Does not speak English at home" statistic is always within 5-10% of the Hispanic population.

Look at the racial dot map (from 2010) to see how bad this is. None of these people were here before 1980, our population would actually be declining without legal immigration. This is why housing costs are high, this is why wages are low, this is why there's no social cohesion, and why your taxes go up every year.

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white_redoubt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean I'd prefer if we just stop giving them money, the only reason they can afford to exist here is because they get an immense amount of social services. Cut that off at the source and they'll self deport.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Immense amount when you start to factor in 6 kids per household, all with 5K each government funds for school, 3 meals a day through school, healthcare, dental, after school programs, summer programs, etc. It's a privilege to be "underprivileged."

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CheckorHold 30 points ago +30 / -0

Lmao... oh the irony

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you mean to say MEXICO IS FUCKING RACIST!

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practicalize 29 points ago +29 / -0

Americans aren't fleeing America. Mexicans are going back to Mexico, and they don't want their own people.

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Marble68 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably, but it's a funny as hell to envision them paying for a wall...

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practicalize 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’d probably be the cheaper option.

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HTAOL 29 points ago +29 / -0

BBC or Babylon Bee?

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Miserable_company 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, going on accuracy, I don’t know that there’s a difference.

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CashMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Babylon Bee is absolutely more accurate than the BBC.

Current headline:

"Study: Covid-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined."

That is objective truth.

Another one:

"Dems Worried Stimulus Bill Would Stimulate Economy"

Also truth.

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etnguyen03 24 points ago +24 / -0

MADE OF BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 13 points ago +13 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166954 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5152542067879837864074432% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1835.83351398541382683199048 MILES WIDE and 489.266046293001494581092138 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MichelleObamasBulge 13 points ago +13 / -0

This place even has a brick bot? Are we sure we didn't all just die on reddit and go to heaven?

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166956 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5155359041921404760798848% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1835.85550607322227004181872 MILES WIDE and 489.271907381041230095001132 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Weremoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's see if we have our coat

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win-o-matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps it would work if we got it for a patriot. Here goes. Get this patriot a coat!

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +2 / -1

Computer says no.

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win-o-matic 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it would seem. Wah-waaaaah :-(

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etnguyen03 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe we have train bot and brick bot. I don't know about coat bot.

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167018 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5242685237209978559255744% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.53726079528400954649416 MILES WIDE and 489.453601110273031026179946 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MichelleObamasBulge 17 points ago +17 / -0

MEXICO CONFIRMED RACIST

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mrpancakes16 5 points ago +6 / -1

Xenophobic Mexico. That’s Mexico’s new name.

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DemsFuckKids 14 points ago +14 / -0

"mexico to spend money on the wall"

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elmopancakes 13 points ago +13 / -0

Over the past few weeks since this surfaced, I've noticed a lot of leftists commenting in support of this story on news articles, Facebook posts, etc. But yet those same hypocritical idiots demand the US have no control over its own borders.

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TheMutualist 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't believe this story. I am willing to guarantee the BBC made this story up

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ProfessorRomendev 10 points ago +10 / -0

And that's they're God given right as citizens of their own, sovereign nation!

Open boarders is an insane pipe dream!

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behemoth887 10 points ago +11 / -1

imagine actually believing there's americans fleeing to mexico

just lib fanfic for cult of lib members to smirk and say "serves those racists right!" and nothing more.

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patslimmy1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree - shutdown the border between us forever and finish the wall.

Edit: Also surprised by their number of cases. 475 total in the whole country? No way. Or maybe people just really don't want to go to Mexico.

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mrpancakes16 3 points ago +4 / -1

The media is tricking low IQ, brainwashed voters.

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OGAmerica 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a joke, how about Mexico deals with decades of unwanted visitors, give them welfare and healthcare, let us call them racist if they don’t and then we’ll see how they feel fuckin puntas

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austinmike 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why haven't they paid for it? What's the hold up??

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Skyrison 4 points ago +5 / -1

oh...wait what?! NOW you WANT a wall when people are coming to YOUR country? how quickly tides have turned.

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Tilethewall2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must be all those Hollywood elites fleeing dear leader.

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SteelDriver 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not offended. Mexico should do whatever they can to protect Mexicans.

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calvinb1970 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brittans been Cucked

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everylastjuan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give them ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 15 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 166971 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5176486347233156486231968% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.02044673178559411553052 MILES WIDE and 489.315865541339246449318587 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Evei 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's enough irony there to throw off the earth's center of mass.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

my how the turn tables...

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Localtoast9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 scoops, 2 terms, 2 walls.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahha is this real. Please help bu I'll do that wall then. Please hahah

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thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will finance busloads of sick gangmembers and crackheads and released criminals to be dropped off across the border.

the least we can do is exactly what the fuck they have been doing to us for years. cry some more cunts.

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Oda_nicullah 3 points ago +3 / -0

You beat me to it

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hdr30 3 points ago +3 / -0

The wall is mutually beneficial to both countries. Build it.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

but thats muh raciss

/s

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Freedom13 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then, as foretold, Mexico built a wall.

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SlickWillie 3 points ago +3 / -0

No problem. I don't think that many Americans are lining up to cross the border.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

OPPOSITE DAY!

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stand in solidarity with Mexico in her endeavors for border security!

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mercynurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

A big beautiful wall

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Swampy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walls don't work bigots!

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John_Miller__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please build a wall Mexico in order to keep the virus out of your country