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sustainable_saltmine 62 points ago +63 / -1

and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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HockeyMom4Trump 31 points ago +32 / -1

We need this on a t-shirt ASAP. Beautiful!

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Wolfygirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you!

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DebunkTheLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speaks in American Psycho......very nice.

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Kielo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

A S A P

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KickingPugilist 5 points ago +5 / -0

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross

I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off

He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars

Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt

Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged

Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

Idk why I posted that, just the t-shirt part reminded me.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unexpected BloodHound Gang.

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gothicreader 25 points ago +26 / -1

Sorry to hear about your wife. Hopefully, things will turn around for the better. Don’t lose faith!

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BIDENSACPADDICT 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yep. All these retards on reddit so upset the country might start rolling back this quarantine shit. Where do they think money comes from? If the economy folds they'll have to stop relying on mommy and daddy and go dig fucking ditches.

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NormaJeanRocks 23 points ago +24 / -1

Their money comes from a magical card that gives them food every month, and cash. Then they get checks for having 6 babys they never should have had in the first place...all for being a lazy piece of shit that doesn't contribute to society, why would they want to change any of that?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

(212) 555-1234 For the ladies.

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Cyer6 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why are businesses firing or laying off employees so soon? I know they have cash obligations to creditors and other bills to pay. But shouldn't they just be furloughing their employees for now? Essentially they're flushing their businesses down the drain. How can you re-open for business when you've shit-canned your most important resource?

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Chalupamancer 6 points ago +10 / -4

Yep, its totally unrealistic to suggest that every business has to have some padding that lets the survive total shut down for 1 month and keep all people on the payroll. That's simply insane.

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wannabe 15 points ago +16 / -1

No work. My dad is retired but works part time driving rental cars from point A to point B. Seventy drivers laid off Monday. No cars to drive. He said that the usual pencil pushers are so slow that the few cars they have to deliver are being delivered by them.

I work in the restaurant equipment repair business. Nobody is calling to get their stuff fixed. I have been doing this for a long time and so far our small shop has been able to keep us busy. Other shops are laying off and cutting hours.

That is just a small snapshot from my world.

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GlockGoldman 3 points ago +3 / -0

For some businesses this is a perfect excuse to fold entirely / partly (IE some less than profitable departments) Or to move operations overseas. Unfortunately some people have no sense of timing. Half of my building is furloughed, and the super still had the gall to demand we deliver backpay for two months of cleaning services we never even received. So we made sure said super won’t get anything till our paychecks return.

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DJT2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sorry to hear this, Pede. I know President Trump will do his best to keep us all afloat. Hang in there.

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Evergreene [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also sorry to hear of the weight you nd your wife have to bear during this time. Don't think that this silliness on my part is my only focus, it is more my release. We all have struggles we are facing, mine are making sure my children that are living in different parts of the state are taken care of (they are in the restaurant service industries), My 80 YO mother in a different state is safe, my father in law that is in a nursing home that we cant visit, my friends that are heavily impacted .. things are very real already but I try to maintain a healthy dose of optimism

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Centipedeboy 17 points ago +17 / -0

And all I got was an unnecessary recession!

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Blazeron 11 points ago +11 / -0

A recession will stop Trump. Whats that? highest approval ever? 10s of millions watching his press conferences daily? Media in shambles? My plan might not have been thought out.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll be glad when this is over. working in the office is easier than doing shit through MS Teams, email and desktop + work issued laptop

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Tryhardneckbeard 7 points ago +8 / -1

Tell your dumbass IT Dept to get with the times and Setup Dial-in VPN.

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debi_birx_scarf 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need some TP rolls in that logo.

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winsome 8 points ago +9 / -1

DEMpanic

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Edmond 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well done!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 7 points ago +7 / -0

And all I got was the regular flu bug. (I didn't).

Fuck China

China = Asshole

"Stop the fear" - DJT

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VaPnut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get used to this same bullshit happening every single year from here on.

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope! This is why HCQ is so important. Takes the scare right out of it. Then it becomes "just the flu," if it's treatable and we all have a supply. 15 pills is enough to do ALL that.

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slangin_paint 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess the artist isn't a Mexican

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Chalupamancer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great Chinese Jobloss of 2020

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TheLion 3 points ago +4 / -1

As soon as the travel ban is lifted I’m going to be in West Africa for 6 months...

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VaPnut 5 points ago +7 / -2

Businesses that shut down at this stage already have underlying issues or simply looking for the opportunity to get out of business. Why? Because the President has promised and is delivering on making all businesses employees whole that weather the storm without laying people off. 500,000.00 dollar zero interest loans that doesn't have to be paid back simply for keeping your business open and people working.

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Pelosi took our shirts.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 4 points ago +4 / -0

Refresh my memory, are we at the end of the 15 days? I kind of lost count.

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Marshall 3 points ago +4 / -1

IT AIN'T OVER YET.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just saw someone on Instagram crying about the fact that people are calling it the Chinese Virus. Please bitch, grow up. Instant unfollow.

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

So far....

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Da_Penguins 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know we will all be some pretty badass people after 2020, we survived the death wave of Net Neutrality, we survived the Trump 2016 election, we survived #metoo, we survived canceling, we survived the Coronavirus, and we will have survived Trumps second election in november of 2020. Damn we will have to be the biggest badasses ever...

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

RemindMe! 2 months "Yup."

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AstonMarten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone put this on a shirt as soon as this is over! I want one

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Evergreene [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sorry for the link Mods -- Thanks for the Sticky! :D

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mumblenuggets 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Democrat shutdown.

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Birdlawyer85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fentanyl the Chicom Dragon would like a word with you.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

ror

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fjzappa 1 point ago +1 / -0

... not yet you ain't...

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The toilet paper shortage was far worse than the virus.

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fallhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will these patches be best displayed along with the ones for Operation: Enduring Clusterf*ck that came from the Obama era?

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Basedkekistani2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

🎶 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me x 12 🎶

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Evergreene [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

luckily not