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Siteless_Vagrant 195 points ago +196 / -1

Despite AMPLE amounts of publicly available video, there is no one in the media that can bring themselves to say "children". "Joe Biden sniffs children". And because of that, this fucker is going to run for president.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 164 points ago +165 / -1

Look you bunch of fats, here's the deal...youre all full of shit. First, you're a bunch of damned liars. Second that's malarkey. Fourth, come on man.

Lets get one thing straight. These these these are the facts man! Bidens done it all! Biden was...was there when when troops stormed the beaches of Africa in the 7th World War. He was there when when those Wright Brothers they they flew that Falcon Space Ship and they beat the the Deathstar in the Star thing war olympics thing. He was there when Michael Jordan became the first Muslim jockey to win the Indy 500 Cup. He was there when Clark and Lewie they explored and did did did...they did...you know...they did the thing...the thing like Corn Pop used to...he he ran with some bad boys..real bad boys..and....and.....GOD DAMMIT MAN! Come on man! This is about Trump, and the Senate man! Bottom line is is is Joe can get it done. PERIOD! I love kids. Roaches...On my lap.

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Siteless_Vagrant 42 points ago +42 / -0

...uncanny.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 32 points ago +32 / -0

You forgot getting arrested with Nelson Mandela.

Last week (or maybe the one before?), Jeopardy had a category called "The Mandela Effect". Alex explained it as events that didn't quite happen the way we remember.

I broke out laughing, and had to explain it to my wife.

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luke21 17 points ago +17 / -0

He ate KFC with that King guy in a segregated restaurant. Then he drove down Broadway with Malcolm X, or maybe it was Malcolm Y.

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raybiker73 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look, fat, me and Malcolm McDowell were arm-in-arm in the fight to end slavery. Him and me and the other Biden all went to the same YMCA for swim lessons when we were kids, and they're all endorsing my run for the Senate in this the year of Our...you know the thing, 1976. Happy Bicentennial, Colombia!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Malcolm Zoomer?

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TychoDurandal 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Mandela effect is a legitimate phenomenon; whether it’s a scientific one or a social one is still up in the air. There’s a whole list of things that people fight over. Some swear it was A all along and others swear at some point B simply became A and no one noticed.

It’s interesting to say the least

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it's legit. I just thought that particular name was funny.

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s so perfect

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to be at least 10x longer

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fthecoup 12 points ago +12 / -0

Joe Biden is the Uncle BS of that family.

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NomadicKrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Somebody ban Joe, he got through our defenses!

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ProphetOfKek 66 points ago +66 / -0

The media are actively shilling FOR him. Of course they won’t touch that.

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iAC8FQEK 15 points ago +16 / -1

>The name Tara Reid isn’t familiar to most people

stopped reading here

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +8 / -1

Does this mean Bernie is next in line? Or Hillary?

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NormaJeanRocks 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, that's a huge part of it. He was Obama's bitch, Obama would never ever use bad judgment. Ever

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Siteless_Vagrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always forget the Obama angle. Obama must be defended at all costs. Laws yes. Cutting off their nose to spite their face.

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fact that Obama actually murdered two people and got away with it is astonishing. Shit I'm surprised (actually, not really) that Republicans didn't jump on this.

If we can impeach Trump for a phone call, we couldn't impeach Obama for handing down two 'guilty' death sentences (not his department) on two American citizens (in violation of the 8th amendment) who did not pose any kind of imminent danger (they weren't actively shooting at someone, they were sitting in their houses), without even a trial (4th, 5th amendment violations, probably some others since a lot deal with court procedures) held in absentia.

It was homicide. If he had the DOJ issue a warrant and had the the DC circuit court hold a sham trial, shit, he at least could've covered his ass with that.

But he straight up ordered their deaths. Even if they were piece of shit terrorists who deserved it, the fucking president ordered the death of two Americans.

But you know, Trump blowing up a hostile military officer was a war crime... uh huh.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s weird that with millions of members all jockeying for political position, the Democratic Party can’t find someone who isn’t a paedo, a terrible liar, a Communist, or incredibly unlikable to run for President.

There must be talent somewhere in the party (the average random mayor or state representative is better than these fuckers) but someone somewhere is trying their hardest to stop that talent from reaching senior positions.

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PyroSphere 18 points ago +18 / -0

If he had an (R) next to his name he'd be fair game.

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AmericanJawa 17 points ago +17 / -0

If he had an (R) next to his name he would have been persona non grata long ago.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hed be getting his mail in Florence Colorado

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

I personally think this story is bullshit. She was 20 at the time, that is about 10 years to old for Creepy Joe

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 105 points ago +106 / -1

I never believe rape allegations anymore.

But when it comes to Biden, I 100% believe, because just look at all the damn video evidence that we're supposed to ignore...

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themightykekfish 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hey fat I heard you were into me.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Come on man"s protruding, very very leg hair roaches.

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Aquamine-Amarine 11 points ago +11 / -0

I never believe rape allegations anymore.

That's what the left has created. They've lied about rape so many times no one believes actual rape victims anymore. It's disgusting.

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luke21 7 points ago +8 / -1

He at least felt her up. He does that to everybody.

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe them too, but they are now desperate to get rid of him. They think they can now replace Joe with Cuomo (i.e. Fredo's Brother). I'd like to see them try that and then watch them fend off all of the Bernie Bros.

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Glorydog 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's going to be a real downer if we cant get at least one debate between GEOTUS and Biden.

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Gramps80 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Sanders would be boring as fuck. He turns every response into the 1000000000th iteration of his stump speech. With Biden, we get a new gem every time he opens his mouth. He will challenge GEOTUS to a push-up contest and threaten to take away his AR-14.

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Good_Behavior_Day 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a lot of women who could metoo Diamond Joe, they're just getting in front of potential scandals. Andy heard that Joe's handing out cabinet posts like participation awards and figures he'll angle for one too.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can't do a single interview or live stream event without bungling it all up. Every time he's on camera, he makes headlines. Not because he says something important but because something happens with him that is cringe-worthy. They know he can't handle any public events or debates. He's really gone downhill in the last few weeks and the evidence is all over the place. All of their hopes with him are circling the drain and they're looking for other options, other than Bernie.

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ProphetOfKek 27 points ago +27 / -0

Let’s do a push up (bra) contest!

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Asians4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I tagged Sleepy Joe for my "see 10, do 10" pushup nomination. He hasn't done it yet.

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PigBeenBorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw in an interview he said he could do 44 push-ups. Geriatric old pervert couldn’t do 5 push-ups

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking liar. Maybe when he’s high on his meth, cocaine and adrenachrome yes

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Bye-den 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek approved

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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Scumbag-reddit 52 points ago +52 / -0

What are the chances she suddenly dies of two corona viruses to the back of the head?

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Meddlesom 14 points ago +15 / -1

Fell down an elevator shaft and landed on some corona virus.

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GlockGoldman 7 points ago +7 / -0

This Pandemic is like all of the Clintons Christmases came at once.

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TNpedefosho 5 points ago +5 / -0

As if, she's going to ingest Koi Pond cleaner

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 2 points ago +2 / -0

sounds dangerous

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MythArcana 41 points ago +42 / -1

As much as I can't stand Joe Biden, this supposedly happened 27 years ago and she's now coming forward...

We know for a fact this is a standard tactic of the left, so I'll just sit back and remain content that Joe won't be in the running soon.

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Gramps80 17 points ago +17 / -0

Exactly. Let it play out on the Left, and if someone doesn't know you're a Trump supporter, mention it as a reason why you "can't bring yourself to vote Biden." Too fucking rich that the Left buried themselves under #BelieveAllWomen and now they'll either be exposed as partisan hypocrites and give us another 4 years, or discard their own candidate and give us another 4 years.

edit: Also, Trump needs to invite his accuser to the first Presidential debate. I'll give Shillary credit where due: Woman has ruined so many lives it's drained all emotion out of her, and she didn't seem to give a shit when Trump invited Bill's. But Joe would flip the fuck out I'd bet money. It would be the best thing ever and it'd spell doom for him from the beginning.

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TwoStar 10 points ago +10 / -0

It makes you wonder why she didn't say anything when he got the VP nod. Or right after he announced his third candidacy for president.

The timing only fits the fact that he is the de facto nominee and they've determined that he can't win, so they need a reason to replace him. I would have thought they would have gone with "health" but maybe he won't go along with that.

Regardless, I've got plenty of popcorn.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they replace him now doesn't Bernie win?

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TwoStar 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the DNC, they will do whatever they want. I don't think it's up to Joe what happens to his pledged delegates. They would just go to convention, say no one had enough in the first round, then vote again with superdelegates for the annointed replacement. Would not be Bernie. Cuomo is not out of the question.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh, aren't you forgetting whose turn it is?

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right but she doesn't have a single primary vote

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

[Raughs in Chinacrat]

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angryamerican1964 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed we need a national stature of limitations on sexual assault I dont care who it offends if you cant press charges in 3 years then tough shit

Blame the left for weaponizing rape allegations and woman who dont go to cops when they should

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Wyndthough 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is probably too heavy handed. But I'd go with this change over nothing for sure. Easy.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's going to be up to the states. Any federal level statute would only apply in federal courts.

That said almost all states already do have a statute. But these tactics aren't about pressing charges, they're about simply smearing people, because they know if they went to court they'd be hurled in prison for perjury since they're all lying.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, I suspect she's as full of shit as any of these opportunistic harpies, but that's not the point, the point is that the socialist ratfucks on the left have set a precedent for themselves multiple times that every single word that falls out of some vapid ho is treated as if god inscribed that shit on a tablet on Mount Sinai.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sniff sniff

Grope grope

Can I get a okie doke?

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Hey, Ho Ho

Pokin' Joe has got to go!

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing douchier than when you fags write ironic poetry or songs

Except that comment

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YourWifesBoyfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get out of here pussyboy

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ScottButNotBaio 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe he just wanted to smooth down the hair on her legs so he could watch it stand back up again 🤷‍♂️

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stjdalen 12 points ago +13 / -1

If Trump did that it would knock Corona off the front pages world wide but because it's the Dem nominee we better ignore it. The bitch probably deserved it is the Fake News' argument not to touch this

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

so Biden grabbed her by the pussy?

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She didn't let him.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys, man

Killing me here

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 10 points ago +11 / -1

I feel like they are trying to abandon Biden to get Cuomo to run.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao 98% of faggot shitlib traitors are screaming that the US is having the worst response and everything is Trump's fault, two things that are blatantly untrue.

Notice how they're even screaming that Trump "didn't do anything in January", when Congress was ignoring their intelligence briefings to try to throw their little shitty coup. Apparnetly Congress doesn't have to do anything anymore? Cool, can we disband it?

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BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not Cuomo, Michelle Obama. They may be using Cuomos' name as a trial balloon to study the reaction to the idea of substituting the nominee.

I think they are already committed to Michelle. Obama's name is the only positive name they have. They can sell her campaign as the first 'co-presidency' as Barack will be Mike's most senior and trusted advisor.

Big daddy BO back in the White House!

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 1 point ago +1 / -0

And she’ll still lose, but it’ll set a great precedent for the Melania Trump presidency in 2024!

(Now you might think she’s ineligible because she was born in Slovenia but actually she was born in Hawaii you racist and I have a document to prove it.)

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

A corrupt demented molester?

Congrats dems really good work.

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VaPnut 9 points ago +10 / -1

do you know how hard it is to get your finger inside a dry pussy that doesn't want to be penetrated? It's almost impossible, especially when fully clothed and out in public.

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IAbsolutelyDare 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy fingers.

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Faintlight 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm trying to imagine how this would work also.

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

no shit, she'd be whelping like a stepped on puppy

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is disgusting. What a vile piece I’d human excrement.

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LostViking1985 7 points ago +7 / -0

So... Trump describes what gold diggers are, without admitting to any particular behavior himself... and is crucified. Biden actually violates a woman, and gets away with it. Got it.

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OneFatDog 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where you at intersectional-communist?

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myredditnameisfake 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was way ahead of the curve here. My meme got no love https://thedonald.win/p/FMJWUsRY/somebody-had-to-make-this-meme-i/c/

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dougkeenan 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Ghostphaez 6 points ago +6 / -0

FingerBangin' Joe needs to trend on Twitter now.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

JoeyFingers

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Ghostphaez 3 points ago +3 / -0

New campaign motto: "2 in the Pink, 1 in the Stink"

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

As much as l think Joe is a creepy fuck, it's fucking hilarious that they're getting a taste of their own medicine with 30 year old accusations coming up just before elections, it didn't ring a fucking bell that he goosed her years ago when he was vice president for 8 years.

We know how pissed off and deperate Bernie Bros are. What a great timeline to live in.

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nuts 10 points ago +13 / -3

....raping is alpha?

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humblehonkpillfarmer 7 points ago +8 / -1

In most species, yeah you simply take what you have the power to take.

Which is how we know Muslims are animals.

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The_Him 11 points ago +12 / -1

It’s definitely not maga.

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arebee 2 points ago +4 / -2

You sound like a complete fucking retard. Go back to reddit

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StillplayenSometimes 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sneaky cowards are amongst the most beta people on this planet. I can't even believe this is a conversation we're having. The general Iq is way below 100

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DickHammer 5 points ago +6 / -1

Being a creepy rapist isn’t alpha. This sounds like something that’s in Biden’s wheelhouse to me.

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arebee 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's Sus as fuck too. Like some redditeer faggot made a bunch of accounts to upvote it. Screen shots it and says trump voters think rape is alpha. Down vote this social misfit

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StillplayenSometimes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah figures, I see this happen all the time. One account saying random dumb stuff, usually getting downvoted to oblivion though

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arebee 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why is a comment saying Biden is alpha for being rapey at +9 wtf? Since when is rape alpha. You know what's alpha? Hard work maintaining a good household and strong marriage. rape is for the left and it definitely isn't alpha.

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StillplayenSometimes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, they go 2 prison for sexual assault

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arebee 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe you should ask them, then you'd know what it's like to interact with a woman.

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

uncomfortably forcing himself upon a weaker victim?

Sounds like uncle joe to me.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

TFW taken out by your own party.

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Bizz408 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine if this happened to, let's say Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. The Media would be going on non-fucking-stop about how he is TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GUILTY AND SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL IMMEDIA... oh wait, they did.

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bukkake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah they did. I came here to say this exactly. I am definitely no fan of Joe Biden, but this shit supposedly happened nearly 30 years ago. There's no way to prove it. She could be pulling the same bullshit on him as that other dumb broad did on Kavanaugh.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 5 points ago +5 / -0

They absolutely want him gone. Not that I don’t believe her, but there is absolutely no way they’d allow her to come forward if they thought Biden was still a viable candidate.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suddenly dems don't believe all women

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DisgustedByMisleadia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actual truth: the organization behind "Believe All Women" told Reade they wouldn't help her, because it might be construed as political activity and they would lose their non-profit status.

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joepedo

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Desperado 5 points ago +7 / -2

Call me a cunt (you're welcome and entitled to) but I just listened to the audio and this woman sounds every bit as unconvincing as Crazy Blasey Ford.

When it's decades old and He Said She Said then I have to put myself in a jury member's position. I'm not convinced. Certainly not beyond a reasonable doubt.

I don't know what happened, and Joe Biden is a corrupt man, but this? I don't know.

SPEZ: I mean this allegation. Specifically. I've seen the perving over kids video. GUILTY! Wouldn't surprise me if he's an adrenochrome scummer either. But this? I dunno. Need EVIDENCE.

SUPERSPEZ: Before you freak out, imagine YOU'RE under such an accusation and I'm the only one between you and disgrace/prison. Feel any different now?

QUANTUMSPEZ: I'm seeing downvotes, but no comments. Fight me, faggots, if you're man or woman enough to state your case in words for all to see.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most people here think she's full of shit, but that's not the point.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right, but I still want this to divide them. They are supposed to believe all women, so they must believe this one

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Desperado 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuck are you talking about? I "sound like" a human being who just listened to direct testimony I didn't find convincing. GTFO with your appeals to authority. I know nothing of the case you quote and could care less.

You "believe" this woman. Fine. I don't. Nor do I stand with any 21st century standard of justice as "credibly accused", which your comment rubs up against.

Joe Biden is a senile, corrupt scumbag. But did he do this act? I DON'T KNOW.

At least you can admit the same. Or weep in the dock one day...when nobody listens to you (your fault) because rules of evidence have been dismissed.

Just like in some Marxist shithole...

SPEZ: I take it back. Not all. But this: I do care about the case you cited. Help me out. Are you advocating the cessation of life to support your case? Sounds like it.

Bill Frist sounds like a pro-life legend. I wasn't familiar with the case before. I am now. I'll say this. If we ever meet face to face, I'd be glad to get into this further. And yeah, by the sound of it, I'm in line with Bill Frist. All the way. God wins, demon. "Luckily"? Fuck you.

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bukkake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right there with you. Joe Biden is a huge piece of shit, but this is exactly what happened with Kavanaugh. It's unfair to just blindly believe this lady.

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Desperado 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right there with you, too! If we go blindly down these roads we all lose our rights. Men and women. Wealthy and poor alike. No. I'm not buying it. Never.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was one hell of a tangential deep cut.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor -1 points ago +2 / -3

Thanks for taking the sane position on Terri Schiavo. Bill Frist and the evangelicals made that an embarrassing time to be a Republican.

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Desperado 0 points ago +2 / -2

Sane position? A woman allowed to die by the state over the appeals of her God-given parents? Why do you feel so strongly as to pitch on this topic, demon?

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago +2 / -0

She had literally no higher brain function. Her EEG's were flat - in fact, her brain was reduced to half its normal mass versus what it should have been given age, sex, height, and weight. She had lost 70% of her cortical cells. She was never going to be anything beyond a vegetable. She lived as a vegetable from 1990 through 2005 and had showed no progress at all.

As for her parents? Given everything above, they are either exceptionally cruel people or extremely ignorant people. Perhaps both.

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DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have no trouble believing this may have happened. His behavior with children, well documented over many years, shows what he is willing to do in public, with everyone watching. No doubt there is creepier stuff happening in a more private setting. He has long been daring anyone to call him on it, adds to the thrill, I suspect.

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sanders supporter. Liberal using sex assault allegations to get their way. Perhaps or perhaps not, but they’ve cried wolf too many times. Disregard or be no better than those that tried to destroy Justice Kavanaugh.

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bukkake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of reason. Agree 💯. Biden doesn't need this broad's accusations to look like a douche. He does it plenty well on his own.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact he’s the dem’s front runner is honestly hillarious. Biden is a pedophile, embezzling corrupt dementia laden rapist!

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll give this as much credence as a hippocampus warrants.

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

indelible credence

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malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuomo is gonna be their guy

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Savetherepublic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're trying to pull a Kavanaugh on Biden! If a twelve to fifteen year old claimed Uncle Joe raped her, I'd believe it without a scrap of doubt, but anyone over fifteen just isn't his style. Unless of course your last name is Carter! Then Ol' Creepy Joe might pay you some attention!

But in all seriousness folks, Quid Pro Joe is innocent until a jury proves him guilty, so Joe..don't let the DNC Sanders you! Fight them with all you have left in that Sleepy tank of yours because we all want to see who the first female President will be, unelected of course, but it'll still count!

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

So which side of the Democrats is trying to take him down? Dem establishment or the Communist wing?

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Bye-den 3 points ago +3 / -0

BREAKING: Joke Biden announces Tara Reade as his pick for VP.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would really be jumping the sharknado

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JohnnyThomas 2 points ago +2 / -0

TOO BAD THERE AREN'T SEVERAL VIDEO COMPILATIONS ON YOUTUBE PROVING HOW MUCH OF A PREDATORY CREEP THIS GUY IS!!!

OH FUCKING WAIT!

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Shinra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Common pal, give me a break. Corn Pop and I used to call that the Ole Joepedo.

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JoeSnifDaKidz 2 points ago +2 / -0

See username.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suddenly the "Believe All Women" crowd and their propagandists in the mainstream media don't give a shit.

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Hillary_is_Satan 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's no way they're going to run with this guy... I hear Hillary creeping up behind him

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean Satan

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TheMagaMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

So your telling me.......He really did grab them right by the pussy. Wonder if he took some sniffs first?

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

probably didn't wash that hand for a week

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Iridiue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reddit is censoring this story hard. It even got removed from /2xChromosomes after some clever URL manipulation and 70 upvotes.

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, I was doing that in high school but it was clear at the time what my GF wanted.

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can just grab them by the pussy. Today we learn the difference between the words literally and figuratively.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can just grab them by the pussy. Today we learn the difference between the words literally and figuratively.

OK but half of those words weren't used on the 2005 tape that was supposed to sink Trump's presidential hopes.

"When you're famous, they let you do whatever you want. Grab them by the pussy..."

The (always missing) context: Trump was referring to women trying to hook up with rich, handsome, famous dudes. So the key words are THEY LET YOU.

In Biden's case, the essential key verb LET appears to be missing.

"This is a big fuckin' deal." Right, Creepy Joe?