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BuffaloReaper94 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nope. He can go to her place.

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0095D 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's that going to do? If she catches the china is asshoe virus and it's a physical relationship (assuming so because "bringing many girls over"), she's definitely going to give it to him, and he's going to bring it back into the shared residence.

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness to me, he didn’t ask how to prevent her from spreading it. 😊 He can’t demand that the dude not talk to the girl, but if he doesn’t want her coming to his house while this shit is going on, then he can say so. Should he just throw up his arms and say, “Well, you’re a dirty birdy, just bring home any disease ridden stray you want. I’ll probably catch it anyway!”?

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0095D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roommate A mentions the pandemic and that he "has no idea where she goes day to day." That means asshoe china is the concern. Well, if Roommate B is doing some tongue kung fu with the "dirty birdy," asshoe china is definitely already in their place. Not saying you throw your hands up and let some broad with scabies hang out and sleep on the couch.

You know what this sounds like to me? If Roommate B really is bringing all these girls over, I think Roommate A is getting mad that Roommate B is crushing it (and has to hear him crushing it), while he's hunkering down clutching his toilet paper and hand sanitizer, scaring himself about viruses mutating... like science just learned they can do that.

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BuffaloReaper94 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh. Possible, possible. I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt. Edit: And thinking about it for another 10 seconds, that's definitely how Roommate B is going to view it.

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spez_this 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just be glad your roommate isn't Katie Hill.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or Andrew Gillum

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Johngalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Although it would be fun to do naked bong hits with her - Ask her to comb your hair.

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why? She might let you watch or even join in?

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COnDEMnED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Social distancing means social distancing

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Checkmate6Romeo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even without Corona it's less than ideal to have skanks around.

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

But with liquor, it’s absolutely perfect!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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pray_for_kekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha seriously. chicks around me are freaked out they won't leave the house. Send em over here

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jdovejr 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. She should not be there, especially in a large city.

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JohnCocktoasten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is this an image?