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TheOutlawPepeWales 202 points ago +202 / -0

Leftists: "We have to listen to the scientists!"

Griffin: "I want a coronavirus test."

Doctors: "You don't need one."

Leftists: "We have to listen to the celebrities!"

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AlphaNathan 90 points ago +90 / -0

Hollywood is cancer.

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xiao_maga_part2 48 points ago +48 / -0

with a side of gonorrhea

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Joeret 30 points ago +31 / -1

She’s not even Hollywood any more. She’s just an attention whore.

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Marble68 24 points ago +24 / -0

Give her 5 of the chinese test kits. One of them will be right, maybe..

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somenobody 14 points ago +14 / -0

You say that like there's a difference.

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NormaJeanRocks 12 points ago +12 / -0

For a good laugh go read her recent twitter posts. She's so desperate for attention, how pathetic can you get.

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magafi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me me me, look at me. Me me me first - hollywood culture. Disgusting.

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RegularReplacement 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Quick, give me a positive test so I can be a victim and blame the Orange man. I need to be a martyr for the left!"

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Basedkekistani2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

Science deniers

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4cdarth 6 points ago +6 / -0

But, aren't most of them scientologists? They can't be science deniers and also scientologists.

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kag-2020- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, she got the attention she was craving.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

But the Carona Bill told me the entertainment industry needs our special and direct support during this difficult time.

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OGTD1 12 points ago +14 / -2

Hijacking top comment for an important reason: some of our ED physicians are reporting abdominal pain in COVID positive patients with limited other symptoms. Kathy can go to hell. But I just wanted to PSA that info.

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SharonaZamboni 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dehydration can cause abdominal pain. I think it can be hard to tell if it’s a symptom of whatever illness, or dehydration from the illness.

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SordidPontification 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're right. I think she has a valid point that this could be the symptom of a respiratory disease.

Especially since she breathes through her ass.

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CosmicMuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelvic inflammatory disease also causes abdominal discomfort.

Just sayin'...

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fear_my_pronouns 91 points ago +92 / -1

A virus that doesn't go for D listers.

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SirSeizureSalad 16 points ago +16 / -0

STDs typically only found in farm animals does though.

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4cdarth 76 points ago +77 / -1

yawns she's just trying to get her 10 seconds of fame in the spotlight since her reputation and career have tanked.

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Patriot4evr 32 points ago +32 / -0

Wait what??? She had a career?

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TheSwiftPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

It used to be a guy??? That explains the horrible ugliness

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ADAM_SCHITT 4 points ago +4 / -0

No but she might as well be lol.

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NormaJeanRocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

This was the highlight of her career

https://i.imgur.com/E1AYWIQ.jpg

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laughsinamerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

whats that hideous thing beside wet red trump?

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ADAM_SCHITT 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know she played a very hateable character on seinfeld.

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fickelbra 1 point ago +1 / -0

So she was on Seinfeld?

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

For like 2 episodes or something, yeah.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Highlight of her career was her one line in Pulp Fiction.

She is also the worst part of Pulp Fiction.

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Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

You knew that was going to happen.

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Guruchild 14 points ago +14 / -0

Was she ever actually somebody to begin with or just some b list annoying harpy? Who am I kidding, no response needed, I don't care.

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myswedishfriend 23 points ago +23 / -0

She was fairly well known as a stand-up comic 30 years ago.

She was also on the show Suddenly Susan which was popular in the late 90's. However, she stole almost everything about her character from a character on a competing show, the superior and underrated NewsRadio.

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smilieface 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey, I loved NewsRadio. Which character?

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IAbsolutelyDare 8 points ago +8 / -0

The redhead, presumably.

Took me years to realize they were two different people.

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myswedishfriend 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beth. Vicki Lewis's character.

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smilieface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh eew. Vicki Lewis was way cuter.

No wonder I've never heard of the other show lol.

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Scroon 7 points ago +8 / -1

Is News Radio underrated? Always thought it was great. :)

RIP Phil.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

F

you are missed, good buddy.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated because it so rarely comes up in discussions of the top sitcoms of the 90s. I have no idea if it’s still watchable out there somewhere.

It sucks that shows like NewsRadio have passed into relative obscurity while everyone remembers Friends as the quintessential 90s sitcom for some reason. Friends is crap, it’s just a 90s version of The Big Bang Theory with better-looking people.

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Kolob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could extra upvote this.

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Scroon 0 points ago +1 / -1

You know your sitcoms. :)

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RalphWaldoWiggum 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think she was in a Seinfeld episode where she played a terrible comedian. Not much of a stretch for her as an actress.

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Type casted.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, she was in a couple of episodes playing a comedienne who was an annoying bitch. She was perfect for the role.

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Choomguy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Best part is she got sent to the corona virus ward, not the place to be if you are terrified of the flu. Idiot.

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ChuckedBeef 51 points ago +51 / -0

Should be tested for Cuntavirus

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 23 points ago +24 / -1

positive

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sunnyingreenfield 22 points ago +22 / -0

patient zero

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SBOJ_JOBS 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hollywood Celebrity: I had a tummy ache but no-one cared! And its Donald Trumps fault.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 22 points ago +23 / -1

Gee, thats too bad .

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humblehonkpillfarmer 18 points ago +18 / -0

So she had a big shit? Poor feller

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Spezdrinksassjuice 10 points ago +10 / -0

I feel bad for the shit honestly. Being stuck inside her and everything.

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, no...you misunderstood. She IS a big shit.

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RucknessMonstah 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hold up ... didn’t some kid in Texas get charged with a misdemeanor for lying on Facebook that he had tested positive for COVID19. How is this any different?

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MrSnappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rosemary’s Baby??

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JBlaze056 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a maroon

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thealexpkeaton 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuckin Gingers!

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myswedishfriend 10 points ago +10 / -0

In the realm of 90's sitcom redheads,

Vicki Lewis > Kathy Griffin

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RighteousViolence1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I married a ginger and then made a little ginger baby.

I love red hair on women, but like you said not this one.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I KNEW IT I'M SURROUNDED BY GINGERS!

How many gingers we got on this ship, anyhow?!!

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NocturnalPatrol 8 points ago +8 / -0

These are insane people. Genuinely insane individuals. They cannot handle not being the center of attention. Can you just imagine being that neurotic?

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Scumbag-reddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

This one time I got blacked out drunk, my buddy walked me home, made sure I got into my place, and when he sat me down on the couch I apparently went off on him like he was doing me wrong.

TDS is like being black out drunk, and my buddy is Trump.

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webthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cum gut full syndrome.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Harvey Weinstein would pass this bitch over.

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mikeroolz 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol it says she was placed in the Chinese virus isolation room.

She probably has it now.

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, one can hope...

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tocar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Must have been the result of Madona's fish fry.

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

My Hunan beef took a long time to come on uber eats and I blame orange man

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Shitlordstarklefevre 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is literally just the town crazy person

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

feelsgoodman!

I called Thernovich 2 years ago. YASSSSS

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +6 / -1

DOES ANYONE UNDER 75 REMEMBER WHO THIS IS ?

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WynnBigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hang on a second. A fake liar bitch used hospital resources to promote a fake fucking diagnosis. And blame it on President Trump? Can it get more fucking fake? You self-centered cunt! Fuck off already! Nobody gives a fuck about you! You were Anderson Pooper’s fag-hag!

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bloviatingwobbegong 5 points ago +5 / -0

A tummy ache is one of the symptoms of late stage TDS, caused by being full of shit.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has anyone notified her landlord that the “rent deposit” bounced?

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Trumper007 5 points ago +6 / -1

LOL .......SHE WAS TOO FULL OF BAD SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cunt had too much jalapenos, beans and onions.

Haggard bitch.

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tftx22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blumpf's fault.

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jeigh44 4 points ago +4 / -0

She didn't get a test because she has NO CORONA SYMPTOMS! What an elitist.

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Dead_Precedents 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eat enough shit, and you get a tummy ache.

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zdrast 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the victim olympics. This is why you're seeing so many celebrities coming out as testing positive while having mild to no symptoms. They all want to be a victim and the top of that pyramid right now are the infected.

Glad they didn't give her the chance for that publicity platform. Surprised she didn't just say she'd been tested and is positive anyway. But I guess getting another dig in at Trump is a decent silver medal.

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Diotima 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahaha lying bitch

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27Sandino 4 points ago +4 / -0

The people who want to be tested for peace of mind haven't really thought it through. What happens when you test negative and then go about your business for a few days. Unless you're quarantined, you could have caught it since the test.

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Stationhollow 2 points ago +2 / -0

And there is a global shortage of tests. Unless you are showing symptoms or have known contact with someone infected they won't test you. They will just tell you to stay isolated as much as possible.

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Bizz408 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch needs to be locked up in a mental institution. It's too bad the Democrats forced them all to close ~40 years ago.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gleaning through all this leads to the conclusion that TDS has physical as well as mental components.

Just think how celebrated she would be if she was the first to actually die of TDS.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cunt.

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WynnBigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Despite her appearance, I would suggest Griffin stops eating dog food. #griffinswallowsanything

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

Abdominal infection?

Probably pelvis inflammatory disease.

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Zadok 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking a bowel obstruction. Which would explain why she is full of shit.

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only “unbearably painful” symptoms she's experiencing are from her preexisting condition of being a total loser.

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gargoyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 week incubation period Kathy, and you were just in a hospital with hundreds of COVID positive people.

See ya in 14 days!

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RummyVonDumDum 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a stupid stupid human being. And begging people to bear witness to her stupidity on Twitter. At least her narcissism still seems to be robust, despite all her other ailments

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DrAugustBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

These nutjobs are so absurd that they’re actually disappointed when they don’t have a disease and can’t cash in on the extra victim points.

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ohiopede 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anybody on the right pulled that shit they would be strung up on a wire connected between mainstream and social media because they used a hospital bed and a mask.

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Fistfulofgreyhair 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kathy Griffin is a retarded cunt that even corona virus avoids like the plague.

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racer513 3 points ago +3 / -0

It burns when I pee! Its Trumps fault! : Cathy Griffin