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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never interupt your enemy while they are stepping on their own dick.

Napoleon bonepart -probably

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Sublimeldg311 1 point ago +1 / -0

โ€œYour battle is already won when your enemy mistakes his own bamboo chute&dumplings for higher ground, for it is then that they become asshoe.โ€ -Sun Tzu (Art of War)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chew soap. And bats.