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Be3Al2Si6O18 41 points ago +41 / -0

If I'm dead from an overdose, then I would be voting Democrat regardless.

That's a hard lose/lose.

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HillarysHairyAss 12 points ago +12 / -0

You beat me to it....by 2 hours. Take an upvote you filthy bastard!

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TrumpBrickBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167022 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5248319185293112352704576% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.58124497090089596615064 MILES WIDE and 489.465323286352502053997934 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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GuyWithNoName67 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh shit. The brick bot is functional here? Haven't seen that in T_D in a long time.

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167024 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5251136159334679249428992% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.60323705870933917597888 MILES WIDE and 489.471184374392237567906928 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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GeauxTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would rather drag my nuts through a field of broken glass than vote for a Commie Dimocrap.

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PodunkTexas 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am having a hard time getting the fish to take the pills. Any suggestions?

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Identify as an algae eater then vote for Fish-hooking Joe Biden.

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Trumper007 6 points ago +6 / -0

ME ME ME !

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DT170x 5 points ago +5 / -0

I Already dead from the Green Deal. Can't die twice.

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Dudemanfoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait a min... don't dead people automatically vote democrap?

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JamesSunderland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Death is a preferable alternative to Communism.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's an old Sicilian message; it means the DNC sleeps wit the fishes."

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would eat one of those fish raw, right out the aquarium before I would vote for a Democrat.

>But to be fair, I would rather cut both my pinky-toes off with a pair of kindergarten scissors than vote Democrat.

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Schift_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a retarded comment.

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garygreen [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost... deplorable

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Lord_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I abstain from this one?

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