posted ago by CucumberInLine
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Joe30330 staffanon here.
We are in a bit of a pickle here at camp. We need to formally endorse a running mate, but Joe is just... Well, he keeps screaming, " black kids are just as smart as roaches!" And telling stories about how he was the president of Ukraine during 911 with obiden as his party whip.
Every time we try to approach him, he just starts swinging this 6' chain he ripped off some antifa kid's face, and screaming about corn pops. I think it best if we just let him calm down and fall asleep naturally.
So, we at team malarkey need your help to make the call: will Joe's nanny and vice president be Big Mike, or Her..?
That was hysterical. O and don't forget to change his depends because it's probably time.
And sprinkle in a little powder. That's probably why he's been cranky.
Well then there’s also the possibility that DeBlasio , could transgender...first woman VP, first transgender VP...plus added benefit...he’d make Biden look like a regular Einstein
For entertainment purposes? Spartacus.
He can't control his emotions and makes the funniest faces. Watching him listen to Biden speak on stage would be hilarious!