Guns near me got more expensive as this thing kicked off. I'll wait till after when the idiot liberals who panicked and bought them 'no longer need them' and buy unused guns at deep discounts.
EXACTLY!!! Liberals buying guns in mass right now because they know a gun is a true equalizer when they are surrounded by bad people. But once this blows over, their wives will tell them the guns they just bought are bad and dangerous and no one should own them.
👆🏼THIS! My ultra lib sister actually forced her good ol boy born and bred Virginia husband to get rid of the hunting rifle and pistol that his late father gave him as a teenager. They used to hunt together and it had great sentimental value to him. My sister told him “I don’t want any guns in the house, it’s dangerous! You have to get rid of them!” and he sold them. I never looked at him the same after that. Sad.
Yawn. Me and all my sisters have guns. We all voted for Trump, too. I see as many men demanding gun control as women on social media regularly. If a man gets rid of a gun because his wife tells him to, then he really didn't want that gun that much anyway.
Is that the play? I own a few but I’m not an avid gun buyer. I was thinking at some point these jackholes would return them or shoot themselves in the foot and sell them.
Yeah, I should have bought a generator or two in mid-2000.
Hell, I was a computer geek back then (NOS-VE/Ultrix/BSD/D-UNIX, etc) and knew the panic was all bull-hockey. Lots of generators were bought before the non-event.
Bill Maher was talking about this on his show. Making fun of “dumb hicks” that think they can shoot the virus. The gun isn’t for the virus you dumb ass, it’s for virus carriers and brigands and thieves.
I'll never understand why Europeans on the internet are so smug and look for every possible opportunity to denigrate the United States. The only time I ever think about their countries is when I read an article about all the Muzzies raping their women.
Honestly I think people are misunderstanding his statement. The situation is that everyone is rushing to buy guns, including anti-gun liberals, and that IS extremely funny considering what they've been trying to do in the past decades.
England: You stop a pedophile trying to escape after he gropes your daughter at a local swimming pool, the criminal ADMITS TO DOING IT -- but YOU get arrested while the perp is allowed to flee
America: 12-0 Not Guilty verdict after beating someone to death for breaking into your house and touching your daughter
People who hate guns think you're being hyperbolic when you try to get them to think ahead a week or two in the future..
Day 1 You) There's going to be a quarantine
Day 1 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu
Day 7 You) There's going to be a run on store supplies
Day 7 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu
Day 15 You) They're going to institute Martial Law
Day 15 Liberals) No they won't
Day 20 you) Chillin'
Day 20 Liberals) Holy Shit, Why aren't you panicking?! They closed everything, stores are empty, they're closing the border.. why aren't you socially distancing?! WTF is going on?!
Day 30 you) Chillin' with a gun
Day 30 Liberal) Gimme some of your fuckin food or I'll slit your throat and rape your wife and kids
Day 40 you) Chillin' with a gun, food, wife and kids
Day 40 Liberal) distant REEEE followed by what sounds like gun shots
It strikes me as terribly funny too. It's hilarious that they didn't already have a full arsenal. Even more hilarious are the Democrats who thought that they could just march into a store and buy a machine gun like they do their soy milk.
Wife and kids thought I was nuts buying guns and ammo tow years ago, but I remember Reagen passing some stupid laws (They always do it under cover of a Republican). Prices will come down over time.
Yeah, but his grandchildren will be typing Arabic and their sons will be injected with female hormones at birth. That’s what happens when you help communism win the world war.
Is John Cleese a fucking retard? That is leftist logic. I dont know if its intentional ignorance or not.
Firstt off, it wasn't only guns, dipshit. The way he phrased it would make you think it was. What a Clown.
Secondly, its how rapidly society can and was collapsing. There was already unrest and some pandemonium. People can't protect their families by 'farting at assailants in their general direction'. Stupid ass
Thirdly, take a look at the tragedy of sandy hook. All those precious lives that parished. If a sandy hook event were to have happened every single day, since the birth of christ, there would still be more murdered vicitms of socialism; in just the last 100years, no less. Brought about by people seeking a more equitable society. The very same cloth the current democrat party ordains themselves with.
I am preaching to the choir, but when people's critical thinking faculties are impaired like they are with leftists, you really have to connect the dots for them and the reward for taking the time is generally a scuff and a closed mind(hallmark of the radicalized fundelmentlist progressive). Regulations, restrictions, red flag laws, confiscations. A thousand cuts.
Out one end of their mouth they say cops are targeting and executing certain groups, and then out the other end they say only cops should have guns. If cops were the only ones to have guns, there would be regulations- probably affirmative action leftist flunkies would be the only ones to fit the bill. I am saying, once cops have guns and we all support the police, the police force will start getting a new roster of more unsavory, leftist minded people and the same ole socialist tyranny will begin. It was no accident islamunist John Brennen was appointed director after deep state take down of his predecessor. Its no coincidence, chinese businessman and college communist james comey was appointed director ofthe fbi- and all the corruption and cover ups afterwards. The affirmative action hires of Holder and Lynch. I digress, you guys get it
It strikes me as funny that Brits can't seems to understand that in a crisis the government tends to restrict freedom, which guns are meant to preserve. One would think they'd know that lesson better than anyone...
John and the remaining Pythons are letting their liberal sides show in old age. Havent heard from Michael Palin in forever but Gilliam, Cleese and Idle are pretty damn liberal. what ya want tho, they went to UK equivalents to Ivy League schools
Exactly. He implies that guns cant fight viruses, which ignores the fact that shortages and reduced police response and other factors as a result of the virus create a more dangerous environment......definitely makes sense to have a means to defend your family.
Who will explain to John Cleese that Americans are not buying guns in response to a virus. We are buying guns in response to gun-grabbing Communists who call themselves Democrats.
That is almost some of the dialogue that Cleese wrote for the character Otto in the movie “A Fish Called Wanda”.
“ Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber alles!"
Horrible disaster leads to population giving government more power to combat this disaster.
Government now having more power leads to government retaining that power and acting in a more intrusive, tyrannical manner against its citizens.
Citizens having guns acts as a check on the government, ensuring the new instructive, violative policies are merely temporary and that the government’s taste of power doesn’t spiral down towards permanent tyranny.
It’s not that difficult. Guns ensure a free society. When this pandemic is behind us, we’re all going to want our freedom back. An armed society ensure that these draconian measures we’ve agreed to won’t be made permanent.
Guns near me got more expensive as this thing kicked off. I'll wait till after when the idiot liberals who panicked and bought them 'no longer need them' and buy unused guns at deep discounts.
EXACTLY!!! Liberals buying guns in mass right now because they know a gun is a true equalizer when they are surrounded by bad people. But once this blows over, their wives will tell them the guns they just bought are bad and dangerous and no one should own them.
It might be their wives boyfriend, but other than that yeah.
Nah, their wives’ boyfriends are trump supporters. The wives themselves are the anti gun people
No. Trump supporters have better send and honor than to fuck another man’s wife
That assumes the wife is honest....
Plot twist: the wives don't give a shit about guns, they just want their boyfriends to get a great deal.
👆🏼THIS! My ultra lib sister actually forced her good ol boy born and bred Virginia husband to get rid of the hunting rifle and pistol that his late father gave him as a teenager. They used to hunt together and it had great sentimental value to him. My sister told him “I don’t want any guns in the house, it’s dangerous! You have to get rid of them!” and he sold them. I never looked at him the same after that. Sad.
The Trump supporter boyfriends with married girlfriends should know better, LOL.
Or, it could be her husband or boyfriend trying to tell her. . .
gonna be fun hitting up the pawn shops around town after this blows over.
Yawn. Me and all my sisters have guns. We all voted for Trump, too. I see as many men demanding gun control as women on social media regularly. If a man gets rid of a gun because his wife tells him to, then he really didn't want that gun that much anyway.
They'll be selling them along with their hundreds of rolls of toilet paper and 50 pounds of pasta.
Is that the play? I own a few but I’m not an avid gun buyer. I was thinking at some point these jackholes would return them or shoot themselves in the foot and sell them.
You can't return a gun. You can however sell it back to a gun store or private buyer but you won't get full price for sure.
Depends on the gun, and doesn’t hardly ever apply to a 1 year or less time span except in the case of discontinued product or collector value
Has the price of cheese gone up, too?
Yeah, I should have bought a generator or two in mid-2000.
Hell, I was a computer geek back then (NOS-VE/Ultrix/BSD/D-UNIX, etc) and knew the panic was all bull-hockey. Lots of generators were bought before the non-event.
Bill Maher was talking about this on his show. Making fun of “dumb hicks” that think they can shoot the virus. The gun isn’t for the virus you dumb ass, it’s for virus carriers and brigands and thieves.
Same kind of dumbshit thinks the 2nd Amendment is for hunting
Well they are half right.
They can be used for hunting tyrannical politicians.
Um. dumb hicks already have guns. Who doesn’t own any guns and sees why they might be helpful??🧐
Well, maybe if you load shotgun shells with hand sanitizer lol
Cleese is smarter than that. He's just being a condescending cunt going after low-hanging fruit: America and guns.
Cleese is a bitter old man. An anon summed it up recently:
https://i.maga.host/9Fej6BJ.jpg
I will think of this writeup every time I think of cleese.
Damn, son! That's brutal!
This needs more legs
I'll never understand why Europeans on the internet are so smug and look for every possible opportunity to denigrate the United States. The only time I ever think about their countries is when I read an article about all the Muzzies raping their women.
They envy what they can't have.
It's brainwashing, I lived through it.
Honestly I think people are misunderstanding his statement. The situation is that everyone is rushing to buy guns, including anti-gun liberals, and that IS extremely funny considering what they've been trying to do in the past decades.
We're American. Weapons are part of our religion.
This is the way.
This is the way
This way is the.
England = "Commoners" bow to people in who live in castles.
US = Has the Castle Doctrine.
England: Literally get arrested for making a funny dog video or for talking about the muslims raping your children
America: You take a picture of yourself holding the head of the president and the worst that happens is some public backlash
England: You stop a pedophile trying to escape after he gropes your daughter at a local swimming pool, the criminal ADMITS TO DOING IT -- but YOU get arrested while the perp is allowed to flee
America: 12-0 Not Guilty verdict after beating someone to death for breaking into your house and touching your daughter
They're not for shooting the virus. Does that really need to be explained.
People who hate guns think you're being hyperbolic when you try to get them to think ahead a week or two in the future..
Day 1 You) There's going to be a quarantine
Day 1 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu
Day 7 You) There's going to be a run on store supplies
Day 7 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu
Day 15 You) They're going to institute Martial Law
Day 15 Liberals) No they won't
Day 20 you) Chillin'
Day 20 Liberals) Holy Shit, Why aren't you panicking?! They closed everything, stores are empty, they're closing the border.. why aren't you socially distancing?! WTF is going on?!
Day 30 you) Chillin' with a gun
Day 30 Liberal) Gimme some of your fuckin food or I'll slit your throat and rape your wife and kids
Day 40 you) Chillin' with a gun, food, wife and kids
Day 40 Liberal) distant REEEE followed by what sounds like gun shots
You are happy knowing that the "Lightly Used" gun market is going to be massive and your local gun store will be solvent for the next three years!
You are however keeping an eye on all those places that triple the price of ammo right now and know not to use them in the future!
He's a eurofag so probably
Edit: I'm retarded and mistook him for someone else, not sure if cleese is euro or not lol
We Brits, as you know, are super cucked about guns.
They think I'm crazy when I post pro-gun stuff on FB
forks and spoons are next.
It strikes me funny that every liberal response is to kill babies,grab guns, and silence speech.
Lmao personally I fuckin love my new bushmaster
I am not an AR-15 guy - I have a Steyr AUG and love it. What model are you talking about?
It strikes me as terribly funny too. It's hilarious that they didn't already have a full arsenal. Even more hilarious are the Democrats who thought that they could just march into a store and buy a machine gun like they do their soy milk.
Scrubs probably don't even think about armor. I need a helmet and nvgs yet though. Thats a hard sell to the wife lol
Lol bruh..... Money
Lots of great responses 🤣
Americans still see 3 moves ahead of Brits I guess.
"That's so weird." - Millionaire with private security
Wife and kids thought I was nuts buying guns and ammo tow years ago, but I remember Reagen passing some stupid laws (They always do it under cover of a Republican). Prices will come down over time.
Savage.
Well, Harry and Meghan just invaded. We can’t be too careful.
He's the Cucked Prince of Bel Air. "Well this is a story all about how, my life went to shit when I married this cow..."
Yeah, but his grandchildren will be typing Arabic and their sons will be injected with female hormones at birth. That’s what happens when you help communism win the world war.
“We defeated the wrong enemy” - General Patton
If you think people are buying guns to fight a virus then you're a special kind of stupid.
John Cleese is funny but holy shit what an idiotic thing to say
I agree completely. It's too late to buy guns. You gotta already have them and plenty of ammo.
...or Russian.
Is John Cleese a fucking retard? That is leftist logic. I dont know if its intentional ignorance or not.
Firstt off, it wasn't only guns, dipshit. The way he phrased it would make you think it was. What a Clown.
Secondly, its how rapidly society can and was collapsing. There was already unrest and some pandemonium. People can't protect their families by 'farting at assailants in their general direction'. Stupid ass
Thirdly, take a look at the tragedy of sandy hook. All those precious lives that parished. If a sandy hook event were to have happened every single day, since the birth of christ, there would still be more murdered vicitms of socialism; in just the last 100years, no less. Brought about by people seeking a more equitable society. The very same cloth the current democrat party ordains themselves with.
I am preaching to the choir, but when people's critical thinking faculties are impaired like they are with leftists, you really have to connect the dots for them and the reward for taking the time is generally a scuff and a closed mind(hallmark of the radicalized fundelmentlist progressive). Regulations, restrictions, red flag laws, confiscations. A thousand cuts.
Out one end of their mouth they say cops are targeting and executing certain groups, and then out the other end they say only cops should have guns. If cops were the only ones to have guns, there would be regulations- probably affirmative action leftist flunkies would be the only ones to fit the bill. I am saying, once cops have guns and we all support the police, the police force will start getting a new roster of more unsavory, leftist minded people and the same ole socialist tyranny will begin. It was no accident islamunist John Brennen was appointed director after deep state take down of his predecessor. Its no coincidence, chinese businessman and college communist james comey was appointed director ofthe fbi- and all the corruption and cover ups afterwards. The affirmative action hires of Holder and Lynch. I digress, you guys get it
You realize John Cleese is basically Monty Python, right? He is technically a "clown," as you put it.
It strikes me as funny that Brits can't seems to understand that in a crisis the government tends to restrict freedom, which guns are meant to preserve. One would think they'd know that lesson better than anyone...
John and the remaining Pythons are letting their liberal sides show in old age. Havent heard from Michael Palin in forever but Gilliam, Cleese and Idle are pretty damn liberal. what ya want tho, they went to UK equivalents to Ivy League schools
I like John Cleese, but damn that’s a stupid comment.
Exactly. He implies that guns cant fight viruses, which ignores the fact that shortages and reduced police response and other factors as a result of the virus create a more dangerous environment......definitely makes sense to have a means to defend your family.
Don't mention the war
John Cleese uses Faulty logic!
we fought the wrong enemy
It's all fun and games until WROL
I lol'd, with due credit to Russia as well.
Wish I had a gun 🔫. Not allowed for self defense in Australia.
Savage
Got’em
Knowing John Cleese, he chuckled and tipped his hat
Germs don't scare me but sometimes you need to kill their hosts
Mr. cleese, they bought guns for the human response to the virus - potential unrest.
That's called foresight at best, and hedging at worst.
Who will explain to John Cleese that Americans are not buying guns in response to a virus. We are buying guns in response to gun-grabbing Communists who call themselves Democrats.
Just to be that guy, English is a Germanic language. Well, it's more of a mongrel at this point.
Well yeah. When the Democrat city dwellers run out of food and medicine and come crawling out into the country to take it we have to defend ourselves.
Euro-fags always think they are so clever and funny.
If only!
Officials are using this virus as an excuse to release inmates: hundreds in a single county, thousands by the state.
People are buying arms to protect themselves from other humans, not to shoot a virus. And there's nothing "terribly funny" about it.
I bought a Remington 870 for 230. I will buy more guns when the libtards pawn em off!
That is almost some of the dialogue that Cleese wrote for the character Otto in the movie “A Fish Called Wanda”.
“ Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber alles!"
Implying you even could; is this clown illiterate ?
Clown facepalm
I feel really guilty about having an AR15 to protect my family and our food supplies during periods of civil unrest. Oh wait, no I don't.
Horrible disaster leads to population giving government more power to combat this disaster.
Government now having more power leads to government retaining that power and acting in a more intrusive, tyrannical manner against its citizens.
Citizens having guns acts as a check on the government, ensuring the new instructive, violative policies are merely temporary and that the government’s taste of power doesn’t spiral down towards permanent tyranny.
It’s not that difficult. Guns ensure a free society. When this pandemic is behind us, we’re all going to want our freedom back. An armed society ensure that these draconian measures we’ve agreed to won’t be made permanent.