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Beat_to_Quarters 29 points ago +29 / -0

They're not for shooting the virus. Does that really need to be explained.

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RiverFenix 37 points ago +37 / -0

People who hate guns think you're being hyperbolic when you try to get them to think ahead a week or two in the future..

Day 1 You) There's going to be a quarantine

Day 1 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu

Day 7 You) There's going to be a run on store supplies

Day 7 Liberal) No there won't, it's just the flu

Day 15 You) They're going to institute Martial Law

Day 15 Liberals) No they won't

Day 20 you) Chillin'

Day 20 Liberals) Holy Shit, Why aren't you panicking?! They closed everything, stores are empty, they're closing the border.. why aren't you socially distancing?! WTF is going on?!

Day 30 you) Chillin' with a gun

Day 30 Liberal) Gimme some of your fuckin food or I'll slit your throat and rape your wife and kids

Day 40 you) Chillin' with a gun, food, wife and kids

Day 40 Liberal) distant REEEE followed by what sounds like gun shots

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ByteKnight321 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are happy knowing that the "Lightly Used" gun market is going to be massive and your local gun store will be solvent for the next three years!

You are however keeping an eye on all those places that triple the price of ammo right now and know not to use them in the future!

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's a eurofag so probably

Edit: I'm retarded and mistook him for someone else, not sure if cleese is euro or not lol

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0