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IdentifyAsAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: it's not a DDOS attack, but just a rush of patriots getting on the Trump Train.

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,989,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.701 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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IdentifyAsAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great bot.