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MondayCoupleIsDead 34 points ago +35 / -1

👌🏻

I really think they should try something like this but obviously be a little more sneaky about it. Guarantee it'd snag a bunch.

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Batman-von-Pepe 38 points ago +39 / -1

This kind of thing has been done before and it's hilarious. Look at those tactical mustaches.

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +6 / -1

😂

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Freya 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant!!

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Mona1950 3 points ago +4 / -1

That was so beautiful, I have tears in my eyes. More of this please for our viewing pleasure.

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Pickinpox 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://youtu.be/BvWJpEq5y-Q

For your viewing pleasure...

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deleted 14 points ago +15 / -1
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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here, have an upsie. Fuck illegals.

And legals.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

i would literally laugh all day if Trump tried this and it snagged even a handful!

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anduriliamfotw 4 points ago +4 / -0

gotta catch ‘em all!

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veteran299 2 points ago +4 / -2

you mean like a yard sale? lol

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kag-2020- 25 points ago +26 / -1

My favorite is the guy who picked a bunch of illegals up from Home Depot and brought them straight there.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ari Shaffir the amazing racist

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cheeky Bastard

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +5 / -1

And here all this time I thought it was "cheeky monkey?"

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

A slight twist from "The Patriot" Cheeky Fellow.

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just hopped over from reading the drivel on SandersforPrez and thought I was still there.

Needless to say, when I read the title I was PISSED

Good shitpost

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just put this sign outside the new york dmv.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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BoughtByBloomberg 5 points ago +6 / -1

I love the fact that I know a Yang-ganger and he hasn't spoken to me ONCE about his Trump-bux.

I suspect he's not happy about Trump basically encompassing 90% of the political spectrum at this point.

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EpicTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I KEKd

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck this invitation.

ACLU will escort them in ... along with a few members of the DC circuit court.

Just git them the fuck out!

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ed_shaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

It puts me in mind of the generation of the 2nd Great Awakening -- people born from 1790-1820. Pious, religious, and gullible enough to believe that no Euro immigrant could possibly be ungracious enough corrupt the system that had brought freedom and prosperity to Americans and had banished tyranny of Church and state. These were our ancestors from New York and Massachusetts, Harvard and Yale. They who survived the Civil War may have lived to see the Democratic Machine take over Boston and boast, "The Protestants are finished." The deceived went on to develop the American West. The Machine went on to consolidate power in America's major cities and ultimately become the dominant American political culture, all based on conquest, deceit, and an utter disdain for the American way of life.

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TPOhisself 3 points ago +3 / -0

They HAVE done that.. a couple if times... just last year enter text

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calvinb1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thant's right down the street from my work. I would love to put up a nab cam.

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spaceforceelite 2 points ago +2 / -0

plus one-way airplane ticket

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Pick up your cheques in Tijuana, Mexico.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

The government check depot is on the other side of that wall there.

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5121313 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the No Habla Englissss impaired: "Mucho Dinero Aqui Mismo!"

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every city has a sports arena that's not being used right now. What a golden opportunity.

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Ekgamut 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be hilarious if ICE do this.

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killacommieformommy 1 point ago +1 / -0

classic

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TxAg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of one of my favorite movies. 1060 West Addison

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bobconserv 0 points ago +1 / -1

Come and get it! Saids an Ice Agent!

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The-Russian-Asset -12 points ago +3 / -15

So, I've been a resident (green card) of this country for about 25 years. I didn't naturalize because dual citizenship isn't exactly my thing.

During my residency, I enjoy every privilege and right (almost) naturally born citizens enjoy.

What this tells me is that I'm second class although I most likely have paid more into the system than the author of this post.

Do you think it's productive? I will always and forever support a) President Trump and b) the Republican party regardless of these outbursts. Yet, is this productive?

(hint: phrasing)

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thingaboutarsenal 20 points ago +21 / -1

Dude you answered your own question. You chose not to be a citizen but you want the privileges associated with being a citizen? It doesn't work that way. You're not second class, you're just not a citizen so you don't have the same benefits of someone who is.

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Trumpisgoku 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're still gonna get it, "Currently, Trump’s coronavirus relief package includes $1,200 federal checks for American citizens with Social Security Numbers (SSN) or those considered “resident aliens,” like permanent lawful residents in the U.S. on green cards." You should become a citizen though and stop complaining about not getting everything citizens get. I highly doubt you're a Republican because usually liberals are the ones that bitch about the stuff that they already know the answer to.

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eviantears 8 points ago +10 / -2

???? Get the fuck out. You’re NOT a citizen so seriously shut the fuck up.

Please cry & bitch & moan about your feelings - you are entitled to NOTHING. Tell that to anyone else that shares your selfish, stupid ideas

I don’t give a fuck if you support President Trump - you are NOT “one of us” if you can’t motivate your foreign ass to become a citizen.

How many fucks do we give???

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, American citizenship isn't "his thing." I wonder if deportation is his thing when we revoke his green card so his job can go to a deserving citizen.