2200
Comments (99)
sorted by:
72
TennesseePride 72 points ago +73 / -1

Goro said it should be called the Liu Kang Virus. And that just broke the whole tournament up.

25
deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
17
Wulfschilde 17 points ago +18 / -1

FINISH HIM

15
Bestboy143 15 points ago +15 / -0

FLAWLESS VICTORY

9
MegoThor 9 points ago +10 / -1

FATALITY

13
freewillsetstruth 13 points ago +13 / -0

The tournament hasn't been the same without spectators!

5
ChafedNipples 5 points ago +5 / -0

Goro, twice as many hands, twice as much washing.

3
WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's how deadly the virus is. Way worse than getting your spine and skull ripped out at the same time.

56
Haasmaster 56 points ago +56 / -0

So Lou Hann was CornPop’s real name.

37
Please_Clap 37 points ago +37 / -0

Come on man.

35
MadRussian 35 points ago +35 / -0

He was a bad dude

25
No_Malarkey_Joe 25 points ago +25 / -0

And he ran with some bad boys

17
qui-gon_booze 17 points ago +17 / -0

Give me a break.

18
booblitchutz 18 points ago +18 / -0

Do you need a hundred rounds?!

15
deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
8
RighteousViolence1 8 points ago +8 / -0

To me that statement was one of the most egregious. I go to the range a few times a month and take with me at least 500 9mm rounds and if I’m shooting rifle as well that day another 500 223 rounds.

Bo jiden is a fucking tool bag full of wieners.

6
tombombadil 6 points ago +6 / -0

How much does that cost? I’m merely a peasant looking into buying my first gun, but I wanna practice if I buy one.

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
1
MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Head

3
lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the thing!?

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
13
freewillsetstruth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Look fat, look. Here's the deal!

8
Jenny 8 points ago +8 / -0

You wanna go outside!

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
2
daveinpublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

3
Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stand up, Chuck!

40
Basedkekistani2020 40 points ago +43 / -3

Adrenochrome shortage, rapid cognitive brain degeneration. Sad!

12
polish_snausage 12 points ago +14 / -2

Kuru?

4
Cucksworth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should check for an indent in his tongue, just like side 'o' beef had

8
Melthesender45 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it's a sham he is doing it on purpose because he knows he's likely to go to prison if he doesn't win. Harvey Wienstien does the same thing.

5
Basedkekistani2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

And he got 23 yrs after a plea deal! Let's see who he rolled on.

30
Ham_Sandwich77 30 points ago +30 / -0

His mind is completely gone. Every time he opens his mouth dementia pours out.
The democrats really fucked themselves.

14
SethRichWasAHero 14 points ago +14 / -0

He’s just a placeholder for whoever they parachute in at the last second as their savior. They have no serious intention of Ramblin’ Joe being president.

9
Brucesky420 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hillary Clinton. He's already said he's nominating a woman. Just you wait, it's gonna be Hillary.

This was the plan all along, and it's very very obvious. Joe is just a placeholder, exactly as you said

If not Hillary than probably Kamala Harris. They really wanted her until Tulsi dismantled her, so maybe they're waiting for everyone to forget about that

2
Durdurdurkistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

God I hope it is. But I think even the Dems know that Clinton is a no go.

1
Please_Clap 1 point ago +1 / -0

^ THIS ^ I've been saying that for 6 months!

0
panama_sucks 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol dont think so

23
Tendiestomper 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lohan Virus?

12
jughaid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lindsay....we hardly even knew ya.

20
CorruptAdamShiff 20 points ago +20 / -0

The survival rate for those with a ruptured brain aneurysm is about 60% (40% die). For those who survive and recover, about 66% have some permanent neurological defect.

5
buco 5 points ago +5 / -0

On the other hand, onset Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's has no cure.

5
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

What percentage of leftists have a permanent neurological defect?

7
uzi5v2 7 points ago +7 / -0

100%. Liberalism is the disease.

16
deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
5
InTheArmsOfThePepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

And his Muslim faith?!

2
MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

His wife, Michael?

14
Warren_Puffitt 14 points ago +14 / -0

LU nar New Year

Wu HAN China

VIRUS

Makes sense, sort of...

7
InTheArmsOfThePepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hmmm... Let me take a stab at it.

LU

BillClintonIsARapist

HAN

Does that make more sense?

2
Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

He seems to transpose parts of his thoughts/sentences into other parts, yes.

8
TenFeetHigher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lu Flu

8
basedtexapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

I cannot bring myself to hope that this guy will actually be the Dem nominee.

8
Juicebusters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh this will go over well in Mainland China where Lu Han is one of the most prolific pop superstars in the country.

This is Lu Han in case you wondered: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Lu+Han&t=vivaldi&iax=images&ia=images

3
GarudaOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's actually the highest paid celebrity in China. Not even exaggerating.

2
Juicebusters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yes, he's the 'Michael Jackson' like king of pop monster star. Which is why this Biden video is being well received on Chinese social media as we speak.

7
deadindian 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s really endearing how he wants to play president.

Oh did I say endearing? He’s fucking senile! Whoever his handlers are have no shame at all.

6
Satellite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Luhan is a k pop star now he has incurred the wrath of koreans

2
GarudaOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luhan is actually of 100% Chinese stock and doesn't have a drop of Korean blood in him. He left the Kpop industry because of the racism he was getting from his employer for not being Korean: that was one of the two major complaints in his lawsuit.

1
Satellite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok

5
Wulfschilde 5 points ago +5 / -0

They fucking got us lads, we can't say Biden also called it the Wuhan virus.

5
nwainil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that like the Lohan virus where you have success as a child and then spin wildly out of control as an adult?

4
TommyLasordasBallBag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got me all excited because the next video queued up is Type-O Negative everything dies.. then it wouldn't play.

2
Shroudedf8 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, that was such a fucking great band! Too bad about Peter Steele... Rip.

4
ChikfilaFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats are nominating someone who can't talk to debate Trump.

The debates are going to be legendary.

4
AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish medical pedes would weigh in here, because to me, Joe seems drugged. Maybe that's for the protection of women and children around him, but all the same...

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
username7 3 points ago +3 / -0

As in Lindsey Luhan

3
rplgn 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy reminds me of a darkside version of Ron Paul.

3
1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anything like the Lohan virus? That's been going around in Hollywood for 15 years.

3
kalokagathia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aweppo?

3
IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never be first for experimental procedures. I think Biden got those hair plugs injected directly into his brain

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave it to Biden to turn a W into a L.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
Fukier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe lou han was patient zero?

1
Logos_Rising 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is not well

1
Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leadership? What leadership?

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
bc_on_thedonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's okay to say where the virus comes from IF your brain is so addled that you can't pronounce it correctly.

1
slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget that Alzheimer Corn Pop called the China Travel Ban "xenophobic".

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
GrimCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Hour sec-tary estate”

1
Jastra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m more disturbed that they titled him as “vice president joe Biden”. Shouldn’t it be former Vice President?

1
Choppermagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist! Pronouncing w as l as if a fake Chinese accent is racist!! Lol

1
ConditionalFeels 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another nomination for a terrible candidate stolen from Bernie, another terrible candidate.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Says the anti-Marshall McLuhan

1
ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should be calling it the WHOhan virus, given that the Chinese Communist Party and the World Health Organization's idiot are to blame for this virus spreading unchecked from Wuhan to cruise ships, Italy and everywhere else

1
nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s clocking in at least 1 gaff per ‘talk’ - luckily nobody is tuning in.

1
I_KAKA_DOW_VC 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is clown shoes... Donnie is going to eat him up.