It pleases me that the haters will see this on their CV-19 relief checks.
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So how many haters will give their money back?
breaks out common core math abacus; calculates Chinese duck egg.
*Chinese bat egg
they have flying platypodes there now? they're going crazy with CRISPR now /s
Chinese duck == Chinese bat
None of them. They just won't talk about it.
This affects everyone from the hardest socialist to the hardest conservative. Believe me, none of them will want a handout. One because they hate Trump and the other because benefits are against everything they know.
But none of them will throw that money away.
More likely they shriek like a wounded banshee, then post a video of them tearing the check in half on their social media of choice... After remote depositing it of course.
It'd be really funny if they cancelled those checks too. Sorry reeesistor that check could not be processed.
Spez:words
How many will give it bernie. He needs another house.
At least one, he was virtue signaling about it yesterday. Money laundering for the DNC essentially
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Sounds like a chance for 4chan to start a fake political movement where people burn their checks to protest Trump’s hate and post it to social media.
Now THAT is great idea. Libs have no common sense and they would follow right along like the sheep they are.
4chan was responsible for "Free Bleeding". Getting a libtard to burn a Trump check would be child's play.
KEK
Taking a picture of mine to frame. Then paying my taxes with it.
Ditto. Sort of ironic.
But this makes 2 Thank You POTUSes; 1, a 3-months respite from tax anxiety, and 2, checks to pay those taxes when taxes are now due. Win-win.
You know if you have a bank with an app you can deposit remotely now, and keep the check. Not sure that it's a good idea, but just saying.
Yep! Me Too...
Sucks that the fed can't just print the infinite money they say they have to pick up the tax tab...
/s
http://brrr.money
It's ok my dude, Bernie promised to plant all those money trees to pay for healthcare. We can just use those.
Damn son. I'm getting direct deposit - now I wish I was getting an actual check even though it will take months longer (allegedly)
It's pretty funny how long this is going to take, and a great example of government bureaucracy in action: "The people are in crisis, they need money NOW! takes a week to argue about the details Good news everyone, you will all get money in 1-3 months!" I bet if it was a private company doing this, with the urgency this high, they could get it done in 3 days.
Same here.
The wife and I just got letters from the IRS the other day. They’re still reviewing mine.
I cant remember what those look like.
I heard 2-3 weeks for direct and significantly longer for printed checks
Still, 2-3 weeks seems like a retardedly long time. I don't know how their systems work, but all the IRS has to do is tell a computer to make a list of all tax filers from 2018 and 2019 as well as their most recently associated direct deposit information, eliminate duplicates, eliminate those that made over $X, send out $1200 to each. Boom, at least 50% of the way done and now they can focus on the remaining 50% in the coming days. All that's left after that is people who didn't file taxes for whatever reason so they'll have to coordinate with Social Security, and people who made over whatever the limit is who need to have their amount calculated, and those who didn't file with their direct deposit info and so need to be sent checks.
These are government employees. They CAN'T go faster. There's a reason you don't want the government doing shit that can be left in the hands of private enterprise.
You forget though that these are likely the same "Computer experts" that attempted the Obamacare site.
I guess we will see since the stimulus bill has plenty of business loans - will they get their money before the American people ? Tbh if they're paying staff with the money they should get the money sooner because it's a lot more than $1,200 to their employees
Hey lib lurker. President Trump continues to be your President.
All the blue checks on Twitter and users of Reddit shouldn't get a check
Trump is actually doing his job with legendary skill, so I don't mind him doing it.
If Obama or Hillary, who don't have anywhere near Trump's skill set, did this; I'd be pissed at their arrogance and have to stop myself from tearing the check in half before depositing it.
Stickied like it was Trump himself did it! Thanks, God-Mods!
Genius, Stable!
I am definitely gonna troll my lib friends about cashing their Trump check after all the bitching and complaining about him over these last 4 years (i'm including the bullshit I saw during the 2016 primaries and election)
Every single "Donald Trump is not my President" loser will cash these checks, I guarantee it.
Someone needs to come up with a tear up my Drumph check challenge.
I think you just did! If anyone cashes this check, they're a socialists. This is just Democrats shoving they're agenda down our throats.
I referenced earlier that this would be a great idea.
Now we need a "Thank you, Mr. President" on the back of the check above the signature line.
I'm giving mine away. This is socialism shoved down our throats by Democrats. We don't need it.
Still trying to understand why I would expect help money when my fixed retirement income sources aren't impacted by anything except for my being shut in my house with fewer places to spend it, resulting in more money on my own.
This question would never occur to a liberal.
Dont worry - the Democrat Gimmies want yours too. If you dont need it, tell a liberal acquaintance that you'll give yours to them...but then don't. Just to fuck with them.
We should promote “tear up Trump” to liberals. Tear up your Trump check.
I wish it was that 2020 dollar bill with Trump's photo on it lol
I Don't want to cash it! I want to frame it- or hold off as long as I can in cashing it.
It is one of the greatest moments in American history- with my f*in name on it- signed by one of the best presidents we have ever had!
do express deposit with your bank via phone app and keep the check. duh lol
Photo copy and enlarge it , frame and matte the copy.
a copy is not the original.
tfw you have direct deposit and won't get to laminate this and patch it on your bug out smock
I read that a Reddit cuck said he would make a video of burning his check... hahaha idiot!!
Awesome.
Imagine all the Guac you can afford with that check.
Won’t it be direct deposit based on the account you provide when you do taxes?
Not my president! Reeeeeeeeeee!
Daddy doesn’t skip a beat
I want to see lots of viral videos of liberal idiots burning their checks!! C’mon, man! He’s not your president - don’t be a hypocrite! #BurnUrTrumpBux 🔥🔥
I hope they have a check burning challenge so the libtards lose dey money...😂😂😂
Trump makes my day. Too funny!!!
^ Halfway there. Nice.
Cool signature, even cooler leadership, decision-making, and love of Americans too, once people get past their biases.
Halfway is good enough for my vote, we’ll see what happens to the appreciation meter after his next term
These checks are a type of Idiocy test. Let's see how many morons buy Chinese made goods with them.
Keep an eye out for Democrats demanding that liberals use their checks to make political donations.
Hilarious
Relief checks for the flu. Unless maybe it's not the flu. Lmao.
And on their EKG machines after taking their HydroxyChloroquine pills.
They should boycott by not cashing them! If they had any conviction to their beliefs, they would. They won’t. Can’t believe the would cash a check from Hitler!
I'm not cashing mine. I earn own way and don't need a hand out
Gonna get my car paid off asap, then buy a new phone
This has to have some sort of psychological effect during the election, right? How can anyone in the middle not feel more positivity towards Trump after being given $1200 with his name on it?
How about when his supporters like me see absolutely nothing?
That whole economy not collapsing thing and Trump re-election is pretty cool.
If you only pay by mail and didn't get a refund, then...?