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Chopblock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Head-rippers get drawn into traps, take stupid risks, tend to hide panic under bravado, and get people killed.

Shit soldiers are not usually polite or soft-spoken, and rarely kind.

What I want is a battle butler, ship stain, air head, devil pooch, coastline, or moonbat who: shows up in a shitstorm, has an unwavering determination to win, can put aside their ego to work with idiots, and demonstrates a willingness to get the job done no matter how ugly, uncomfortable, or hopeless the task gets.

Know any glorious bastards like that? If they’re a doctor, a cowboy, or a god-emperor, or have extra rip-its, that’d be nice, too.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 10th Legion fought many battles on a scant meal of camp bread and fish sauce, but I do like the way you offer up options, ‘pede!

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Dell_Fargus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personally, I'd want a chew-spitting redneck with common sense.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who ‘messes around fixin’ ‘lectronics and motors ‘n shit’ or says things like “whuttabout usin’ a bike tire? I could rig it up, see whutcha think?”

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Dell_Fargus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just my experience in the army engineers... I could move mountains with a squad of 10 redneck farmboys, and a company of 100 city-boys would just look for places to hide and fuck off doing nothing.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah... get 10-20 strong dudes who are ready, willing, and able... who can shelve their type A personalities’ tendency to fight for hierarchical position. Throw in some scatttered expertise and some gear & equipment...

The only way to make them more unstoppable is to provide them with training.

That’s why so many guys spent their ‘glory years’ they can never quite recapture on a sports team, a military unit, or a first responder team.

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mvrak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, you are arguing with the premise. You still agree and just want different wording... so say that.

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, and just want different wording, sir!

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, I didn’t see your bars, sir! I’ll go back to licking these windows now, at your leave. I’m sure you can land navigate us right on outta here, sir, there’s no need to ask some dumb hick like me to check your work.

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CommonSense 6 points ago +8 / -2

I agree, but let's prevent the war altogether and forgo these kinds of decisions. Blood does not make leaders, preserving it does.

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strongdefense 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spent a long time in the Army. Saw a lot of leaders, some good, some bad. Sometimes the best ones made bad decisions and sometimes the worst happened upon good decisions. One thing was always obvious, regardless of how the decision played out, I was always, always, always 100% certain that the good leaders were always looking out for me in the end. It made it a hell of a lot easier to return the favor. God speed President Trump, I am all in!

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brutustyberius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone needs to tell OP about Ronald Regan.

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DookieJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno, I liked Ron Reagan

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

try again, but this time, Ask instead of Ax.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

A lot of people out there like smooth talking snakes. Talking with NPCs makes that quickly apparent.

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OrangeManBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you just Axe us if we want someone who will use an Ask to rip off the head of the ememy?

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BeMyFren 1 point ago +1 / -0

tOxIc mAsCuLiNiTy

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

My neighbors are savage shitheads. I live in California. They keep inviting the enemy to dinner because they are the enemy.

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Poonjazzler1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why not the best of both worlds?

Kevin Sorbo 2024!!!

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LittleBlackKat 0 points ago +1 / -1

Head ripping every time.