PSA: Bernie Supporters who are in College, unemployed, Gender Studies graduates, living at home, a shut in, and are a Tex Dependent - You DON'T GET the $1200 Stimulus Check. You get nothing!
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It's a waste giving it to them. They would just donate it all to Bernie Sanders or waste it on video equipment trying to make a career as a Youtube Celebrity. [snickers]
Pretty sure I've seen most of these "girls" on the last page of Chaturbate
Ooof 😅
Research I assume 🤔
It's risky clicking that deep in pages there!
Also is that place still around? Long long ago a girl and I used to fuck around on there for fun lol good times!
More likely on /r/HottiesForBernie
You win today's internet.
Hey leave them alone it’s their choice if they want to be broke the rest of their lives. Besides Bernie needs another vacation home no refunds.
There literally is a guy on S4P who said he is donating his entire $1,200 check to him when he gets it.
EDIT: Proof lol.
It’s really Sanders’ alt account, Kek.
Before the Pandemic I ran into A couple of with similar appearances at the mall and one of them was trying on sunglasses and the other said don't get that pair, they make you look stupid. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Anyone that drinks that crap is a moron. Electric kettle, French press and coffee grinder is all you need.
"...do these leggings make my 275 lb ass look fat?"
"It ain't the leggings fault, dear."
It's not leggings at all. Things like the beasts pictured don't shave their legs.
Ewwww...but you're right. They think their armpit & leg hair is sacred, or something.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...the soy "men" are 'manscaping,' waxing their balls & bleaching their anuses.
Clown. World.
An island should be set up where we can send these Bernie Socialists and have them try to set up their 'perfect' political system. Give them raw materials to use to survive and see what happens. We could televise it as a reality show "Lord of the Flies - Socialist Edition".
Bikini Atoll
Glow in the dark socialists
It's called Cuba
You mean Cuber
May I suggest Lesvos?
Manhattan?
Just send them on a cruise ship and sink it.
BASED Bill Burr
He's a libshit but talks crap about both sides, what all comedians should do.
Socialist countries exist. Nobody wants to go there, especially not people in America claiming socialism is great and every country is better than America. Not one of them moves.
I hear the circus needs more bearded women for their freak shows, so that could be a glimmer of hope for these layabouts.
That sounds, suspiciously, like a job. Ain't gonna happen.
The horror of gainful employment.
Yes it's so demeaning to actually work
Remember, under all that makeup, circus clowns (and SJW's) are all depressed.
Watch the movie, 'Shakes The Clown'
This is hard to look at.
The one in the center looks like Shrek come to life. Nightmare fuel.
I'm sure a lot of them are part-time Baristas
So if they were making $10,000/yr before they're making $50,000 a year now for sitting around smoking pot
Unpopular Opinion:
If the money is going to be spent, which is basically out of our control besides voting every 2 years, I would much rather see it go to Americans.
Even if they waste it on pot, booze or whatever, at least it would support the American economy. The money that was allocated to foreign countries has no chance at helping Americans.
Oh don't get me started on the 11 billion to Africa or these 350 million to illegal aliens
Right, it is complete garbage. All of that money should be for Americans. Breaking protocol and rushing a bill through, to fund NPR, Kennedy Center, foreign countries and law breakers. gg
And Nancy has more rounds in mind
Picture a tactical nuclear explosion, that's my level of rage on this issue.
Back then the bearded lady was a circus act
It's Ma'am!
If they don’t get their checks the blue hair dye industry could collapse. Those are honest, hard working people. So please give Trump bucks to these hapless Bernie supporters to keep the good hair dye manufactures working.
If they are being listed as a ‘dependent ‘ by their parents, which I am sure they are, and they did not file for taxes in either 2018, or 2019 they are ineligible. Period.
What is even worse for them is that their parents already filed for 2018-19 and will have to file amended, taking their children OFF as dependents, from Mom and Dad's returns, to let their little 'angels' have a stimulus check.
Why would parents have a problem with that? They have to file a 1040-X and explain in writing why the amendment should be accepted.
An actual person at the IRS has to now peruse their tax returns and might just find some other irregularities.
There are going to be epic family arguments in basements over the next two weeks... you can bet on it.
They sure are easy to recognize in public, with their “not my president!” haircuts and all.
It feels great knowing that 3/4 of r/socialism won't be getting a check because they still live with their parents.
If given a check, it would not be used to pay down loans. It would be spent on video games, toys, and pot. These people are children.
Ima spend mine on hookers and blow!
Hey, hookers spend money too.
Pity all our penicillin is from China.
I wonder what all those idiots are thinking when they wake up a bit, and see they have "die cis scum" permanently tattooed on themselves. The cost of removal of tattoos is astronomical and there will always be a scar.
The hair dye staining the walls in their bathrooms, the cost of those clothes which costs more due to their message, and telling mummy and daddy to give up their life savings to their snowflake child because they need more money to buy ramen and weed.
They'll never hold a job and if they do they'll quit within a couple months and say they kept them down because of the company not valuing them for what they have done for them, whereas they're lazy fucks who want everything given to them, and labor or work is just too much for them.
Kinda rambly but true.
What a disgusting collection of people in that image. I can taste my breakfast again at the back if my throat.
Blue hair top right shirt’s says: No Honey, You’re Thinner Than Me, Not Prettier. 🤮
I think it would be pretty difficult to be uglier.
Is this true? If you are a dependent, you essentially give your 500 to your parents?
Um, if you're a 'dependent' it's literally your parents' money.
Can't give 'em what isn't yours. It's no different than a parent with a 12 yr old at home - the parent gets $500 per child.
While I understand the reasoning, I wish there was an exception for those of us who worked. I didn't take any loans or grants, worked 2 jobs through school and Currently still working them, and only was claimed as a dependent because I live at home (did my under grad, now waiting for grad school to start). Little disappointing I won't be getting some extra help this month even though I'm working in a medical field during this pandemic, especially considering that I'm shit out of luck when it comes to doing quarentine practices. Can't exactly work with nurses from 6 feet away, or from home.
My eyes! MY EYES!!!
Future Democratic congressional members.
“Die cis scum” rofl. Life choices.
Whoa, good thing I already had dinner before I saw that collage. D:
I tried to play the mental game where I had to pick one to fuck.
I lost.
Is there any way to check if you're eligible or how much you'll get other than just waiting?
NO RreeeeeeEEEE FUNDS!
College is a waste of money and a communist indoctrination institutions too hyper sexualize our public and teach the new students communism too ready them for the future too teach the youth next generation too open their eyes too communism
I can’t take people like that who are also attempting to look tough seriously, like the dude with the bat. If they actually tried committing acts of violence on the sane people they loath the most, I don’t think it would end well for them.
Good for you! I'm using mine to help Small Busines. Going to use a local reliable mechanic to put calipers and brakes on my cars. Fuck you Jiffy Lube!
NO REFUNDS.