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Public service announcement from Michael Rappaport (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by spezisthedevil ago by spezisthedevil +1906 / -0
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asparaghosi 140 points ago +140 / -0

Dear Actors, You are good at memorizing words, having feelings, and playing make-believe. That's all. No one gives a shit what you think about how a society should run. STFU. Thanks, America

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veteran299 29 points ago +30 / -1

i havent seen him in a movie since "metro" with eddie murphy in 1997. he's a nobody now

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BoughtByBloomberg 16 points ago +16 / -0

I remember him from this one show called Titus... oh wait that's not him. Guess he's literally done nothing worth remembering.

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GGJanitor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sheeeeit I honestly thought it was Titus but you’re right

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Fortybattletoa 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was the "not racist" dude in men of honor.

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NostalgicFuturist 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was somebody in something at some time or another. I'm pretty sure.

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Gramma53 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was in a Friends episode. That's all.

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

"He was in a Friends episode"

..'The One With Herpes.'

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Rappaport is stool mucus

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GernBlanston1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo!

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

You should blame his step-dad who owned the Improv.

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Unfunny Cunt."

This is PERFECT!

Isn't this the prhase we use for EVERY female comedian??

Or at least the last Ghostbusters and Oceans movies....

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CaptainWinston 9 points ago +10 / -1

STFO U POS💩🤡🐀🐷

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shockfactor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this guy an actor? I honestly don't know anything he has been in. I know he's got some sort of northeastern accent and talks aggressively. He's been on a few podcasts that I've seen but still can't figure out why people listen to him when he sounds like a little bitch on everything.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

What he said with an upvote

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 60 points ago +62 / -2

Hey bro, that shit on your lip has some shit on it's lip. Just a thought buddy, maybe getting roles by tongue punching the fart box of every producer in Hollywood was a bad idea.

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Bigberthapede 34 points ago +35 / -1

This is the grossest description of a rim job I have ever heard. Well done!

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think it's from a Bloodhound Gang song

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I would rather fuck a splittering piece of basal wood" always comes to mind anytime someone says bloodhound gang lol

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SordidPontification 16 points ago +16 / -0

Okay: Wriggling the chocolate starfish with your fleshy coral sander.

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dad?

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your mum's name isn't Melissa is it?

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

She prefers to be called Mel

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw your browser history, moron. Learn to use private browsing. Next time I’ll tell mom.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 2 points ago +3 / -1

How high. My man

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Sassafrass 35 points ago +36 / -1

This guy is a ring ass.

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Sassafrass 31 points ago +31 / -0

A term used mostly in construction and the trades. Guy that shows up late, is a hack, does shitty work etc. A ring ass.

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DivvyDivet 8 points ago +8 / -0

We called that a shit bird in the Marines.

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 3 points ago +5 / -2

Did someone say fucking?

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BernsWhenIPee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. I believe Michael Rappaport's mouth has an appointment with you, BigMikesBigBlackCock.

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milpede0306 10 points ago +10 / -0

haha that's how I'd put it

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hikfromstik 25 points ago +25 / -0

He wants to be black sooooo bad

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DanIsSwell 9 points ago +9 / -0

Totally. Such a wannabe

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Pres_Trump 24 points ago +25 / -1

Please someone who has Twitter please tweet this to him. I cant stand that loser.

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Brownwaterboys 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would but i've been banned for attacking them on twitter already. lol

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17MAGA76 19 points ago +21 / -2

He’s part of Howard Stern’s wack pack now.

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only like it when he talks shit to Gary.

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Brownwaterboys 18 points ago +18 / -0

He's always talking shit about Trump and Maga...He has full blown TDS.. he must be a pedophile and adrenochrome user. Someone give him a helicopter ride to the ocean

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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

This little twat had no access to adrenochrome, unless he gets it form torturing cats. Pedophile..probably any chance he gets.

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DanIsSwell 13 points ago +13 / -0

The sleaziest, dorkiest douchebag of all time. He’s been spewing vile hate since before TDS or crazy mentally ill liberalism was even a thing.

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HitleryRodentClinton 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is the Jewish guy who thinks he's black? Gross.

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TruthyBrat 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a good time to remind everyone:

The China Flu is not Donald Trump’s fault.

H1N1 was not Obama’s fault.

Swine Flu was not Dubya’s fault.

And Bill Clinton was only responsible for a small number of herpes cases.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 9 points ago +9 / -0

He looks like cancer that caught AIDS.

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MAGA_mantis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Herpes also can affect the brain.

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Centipedeboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

About time this guy needs to be memed into oblivion

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gothicreader 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FutureMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's so special about this guy? Wasn't it one of those guys from Prison Break? What's where I know him from.

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BlackFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

The herpes virus is doing humanity a favor.

Everyone has the herp-a-derp. Everyone. The overwhelming majority are sub-clinical (no symptoms). Why do some people have symptoms? That's part of the magical symbiosis between parasite and host population..... Parasites remove weak genes from the gene pool. No one's fucking this guy with that shit on his face. Thank you, Herpes!

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yourwifes_bull -3 points ago +2 / -5

Hmm, explain?

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BlackFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which part?

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xiao_maga_part2 6 points ago +6 / -0

All these TDS celebrities are the most miserable people on the earth. None of them seem like they're happy in the slightest.

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vicentezo04 6 points ago +6 / -0

Michael Rappaport looks very bad! Sores protruding, very disrespectful.

Seriously, did Trump endorse Abreva or something? Why isn't he using it.

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BumpForTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like a herpe

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catbertz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where does the herpes end, and the face begin? I showed it to my liberal neighbor, because I thought they might have experience in this area, but they seemed perplexed by the question. 😁

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Valacyclovir is a great drug and is on generic. A month's supply is like $15 at Costco's pharmacy.

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MichaelDenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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2godbthegloryamen 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s got a Rappaport under its lip.

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GGJanitor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Parappa the rapper

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RogueLeaderX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn! I forgot this dude was even ever alive!

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derangedswamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best thing he ever did was running out of toilet paper on the toilet in the great flick "True Romance" rip Tony Scott.

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Wesley2012 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugly inside and out.

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Kek1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actors are paid liers

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5121313 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Don't put off seeing a Doctor either at initial signs of infection.. Go as long as ol snaggle tooth here (mike), you'll loose your mental health also.. And fall into delirium. it seems to be fairly common amongst self proclaimed Chicom - Socialist Hollyweird Elitist.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just go look at his twitter if you want to witness a severe case of TDS and likely some other personal issues

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Restore_Sanity 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s a reason the Roman Empire placed actors higher than slaves but lower than prostitutes on their social hierarchy scale.

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

DICK

Ritchie

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shockfactor 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've eaten enough whore box that I should have that shit but I don't because I wash my fucking face. This dirty motherfucker.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

He shits his pants on the regular

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CaptainWinston 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chancre faced dumbshit.

Fuck off now and forever no one cares what you think you lispey voiced communist fuck.

Put some cream on your leakage and come back when you form a scab for more abuse.

BTW - Princess Arry thinks you are cute😀

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's kaposi sarcoma....hallmark of AIDS

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ralphw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, famous actors!

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks disgusting

Herpes sores protruding

Very disrespectful

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just know him as Remy from the mid 90's. That's it. He played a dork turned nazi and he's somehow still relevant.

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Frightened little C-lister, lashing out as Hollywood loses its grip on power. A fucking wanna-be. A has been. Even better, a never was.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I know that when I need a good, honest take on a complex topic I look to those who were trained to be professional pretenders who make their livings by pulling emotional strings.

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gross and looks like an STD

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TrumpRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the untalented Bill Burr