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Public service announcement from Michael Rappaport (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by spezisthedevil ago by spezisthedevil +1906 / -0
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Bigberthapede 34 points ago +35 / -1

This is the grossest description of a rim job I have ever heard. Well done!

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think it's from a Bloodhound Gang song

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I would rather fuck a splittering piece of basal wood" always comes to mind anytime someone says bloodhound gang lol

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SordidPontification 16 points ago +16 / -0

Okay: Wriggling the chocolate starfish with your fleshy coral sander.

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dad?

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your mum's name isn't Melissa is it?

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

She prefers to be called Mel