The Donald has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless leader in the United States. It really doesn't give a shit. If it wants to make America great again, it makes America great again.
Eew! What's that in its mouth? Oh, it's got Pocahontas? Oh, it runs for re-election?
Now watch this: look Nancy Pelosi's up in Congress. Donald Trump don't care. It just tweets what it wants. Whenever it's patriotic it just -- Eew, and it tweets...memes...watch it press beat! Look at that press beating.
The Donald is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other swamp politician whatsoever. Look at him, he's just trolling, and tweeting memes. Eew! What's that? Eric Swalwell farting? Oh that's nasty. It's so nasty. Oh look it's chasing liberal tears and drinking them.
The Donald has a fairly long body, but a distinctly thickset broad shoulders, and, you know, its skin is orange, allowing it to outrage SJWS, and they twist around.
Now look: Here's a House full of Representatives. Do you think the Donald cares? It doesn't give a shit, it goes right into the House of Representatives to get some spice. How based is that? It eats Democrats. Eew, that's so nasty.
But look! The Donald doesn't care! It's getting fake news about it like a thousand times. It doesn't give a shit. It's just patriotic. It doesn't care about fake news CNN. Nothing can stop the Donald when it's making America great again. What a crazy fuck! Look, it's eating journalists, that's disgusting.
It's running for president again. See?
Now, what's interesting is that other politicians like these RINOs here, they just wait around until the Donald is done draining the swamp, and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps. It says, "You do all the work for us, Donald Trump, and we'll just coattail whatever you achieve, how's that? What'daya say, stupid?"
Look at this Romney: "Thanks for the congress seat, stupid!"
"Lol, fuck off, nobody's listening," says the Donald.
Politicians don't care, and you know what? The media does it too. Look at these little journalists. They're like "Thanks orange man! Thanks for the story! See you later." The Donald does all the work and all these other fake journalists just lie to the public.
At nightime the Donald goes tweeting, because it's patriotic. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a Joe Biden and a Donald Trump. I wonder what will happen?
Look at this, there's the Donald just tweeting about Alzheimer's, and then look, "Get away from me!" says Pedo Joe, "Get away from me!" Donald Trump don't care. Donald Trump smacks the shit out of it. And the senile Biden comes back and it lashes at the Donald Trump.
Oh, little does the Donald know, FYI: it's been impeached! It's been impeached by the Democrats, so while it's saving the world from Chinese flu -- eew, that's
disgusting -- all the impeachment is seeping through the Donald's imperium, and
it can't save America for a few weeks. Look at that distracted fuck.
Now the Donald is going to deal with impeachment for a few weeks, and then it's going to get right back up and start making America great again, because it's a patriotic little bastard.
Look at this! Like nothing happened! The Donald gets right back up and continues eating the Democrats.
How based.
And of course, what does the Donald have to eat for the next five years?
This is the Donald. Watch it run for president in slow motion.
It's pretty badass. Look. It has rallies all over the place. "Whoa! Watch out!" says Hillary Clinton.
Eew, it's got AOC! Oh! It's chasing Chuck Schumer! Oh my gosh!
Oh, the Donald is just crazy!
The Donald has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless leader in the United States. It really doesn't give a shit. If it wants to make America great again, it makes America great again.
Eew! What's that in its mouth? Oh, it's got Pocahontas? Oh, it runs for re-election?
Now watch this: look Nancy Pelosi's up in Congress. Donald Trump don't care. It just tweets what it wants. Whenever it's patriotic it just -- Eew, and it tweets...memes...watch it press beat! Look at that press beating.
The Donald is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other swamp politician whatsoever. Look at him, he's just trolling, and tweeting memes. Eew! What's that? Eric Swalwell farting? Oh that's nasty. It's so nasty. Oh look it's chasing liberal tears and drinking them.
The Donald has a fairly long body, but a distinctly thickset broad shoulders, and, you know, its skin is orange, allowing it to outrage SJWS, and they twist around.
Now look: Here's a House full of Representatives. Do you think the Donald cares? It doesn't give a shit, it goes right into the House of Representatives to get some spice. How based is that? It eats Democrats. Eew, that's so nasty.
But look! The Donald doesn't care! It's getting fake news about it like a thousand times. It doesn't give a shit. It's just patriotic. It doesn't care about fake news CNN. Nothing can stop the Donald when it's making America great again. What a crazy fuck! Look, it's eating journalists, that's disgusting.
It's running for president again. See?
Now, what's interesting is that other politicians like these RINOs here, they just wait around until the Donald is done draining the swamp, and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps. It says, "You do all the work for us, Donald Trump, and we'll just coattail whatever you achieve, how's that? What'daya say, stupid?"
Look at this Romney: "Thanks for the congress seat, stupid!"
"Lol, fuck off, nobody's listening," says the Donald.
Politicians don't care, and you know what? The media does it too. Look at these little journalists. They're like "Thanks orange man! Thanks for the story! See you later." The Donald does all the work and all these other fake journalists just lie to the public.
At nightime the Donald goes tweeting, because it's patriotic. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a Joe Biden and a Donald Trump. I wonder what will happen?
Look at this, there's the Donald just tweeting about Alzheimer's, and then look, "Get away from me!" says Pedo Joe, "Get away from me!" Donald Trump don't care. Donald Trump smacks the shit out of it. And the senile Biden comes back and it lashes at the Donald Trump.
Oh, little does the Donald know, FYI: it's been impeached! It's been impeached by the Democrats, so while it's saving the world from Chinese flu -- eew, that's disgusting -- all the impeachment is seeping through the Donald's imperium, and it can't save America for a few weeks. Look at that distracted fuck.
Now the Donald is going to deal with impeachment for a few weeks, and then it's going to get right back up and start making America great again, because it's a patriotic little bastard.
Look at this! Like nothing happened! The Donald gets right back up and continues eating the Democrats.
How based.
And of course, what does the Donald have to eat for the next five years?
Democrats.
The Donald.
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