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posted ago by joliefaire ago by joliefaire +63 / -0

A couple days ago, Scott Adams posted a video where he talked about our new $15 million bounty on Maduro of Venezuela--the commie dictator who lost the election but refused to step down, instead turning the country into a dictatorship shithole, its once rich citizens now starving to death, mothers selling their bodies to feed their children, worthless currency, chaos and terrible want.. (Its what commies do best, after all, turn rich, thriving countries into starving shitholes).

Adams says that $15 million bounty means one thing--we're going to kill him. Adams calls it brilliant, brilliant strategy. If it happened any other time, it would be worldwide news. But this week? It'll be, who cares? We haven't intervened yet in Venezuela because that's not what GEOTUS does. BUT, now things have changed. Turns out that hydroxychlorquine, the miracle drug that's about to stop the worldwide pandemic of Covid-19 is manufactured from tree bark found in the Andes mountain rainforests of...Venezuela. I say again, the most valuable tree bark in the world right now is found in Venezuela--so, guess what happens to the tinpot commie dictator there? Even Russia, who supported Maduro all these last months (to piss us off, for sure) has now backed off and is leaving the country.

In the past couple days, you've seen posts here about several Venezuelan generals 'surrendering' to U.S. forces--generals who have been opposed to Maduro from the start. They're 'surrendering' in order to be brought here to the U.S. to give evidence and testify against commie thug Maduro.

So, watch for it, its going to happen! Maduro is going to be killed, the real democratically-elected president Juan Guaido will take control of the government, as he should. And voila, the U.S. suddenly has unfettered access to the most valuable tree bark on the planet.

I love my president, that is all.

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9moreyears 6 points ago +6 / -0

They lost their only comms satellite a few days ago... oops.

  • "Venezuela’s only telecommunications satellite has veered off its orbit and stopped working"
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Apersonofinterest 6 points ago +6 / -0

SPAAAAAAAACE FOOOOOOOOOORCE

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Deplora 5 points ago +5 / -0

Purely coincidental, I'm sure.

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joliefaire [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

SU-prise, SU-prise! Who'da thunk, right? Run, Maduro, run!

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rn10950 3 points ago +3 / -0

BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) — Venezuela’s only telecommunications satellite has veered off its orbit and stopped working ... The Chinese-built satellite was launched among much fanfare in 2008 under the watch of former President Hugo Chavez ... the nation’s prized satellite is tumbling in space and has become useless three years before its planned expiration date of 2023.

Imagine my shock