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awesomepossumcausem [S] -11 points ago +1 / -12

So are you saying it’s not a person yet?

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Titan93 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hmm they're not an American citizen yet.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 8 points ago +8 / -0

According to the CDC there were 623,471 legal induced abortions in America in 2016. In 2018 there were 3,791,712 live births. I don't have up-to-date figures but let's assume that these numbers reflect the current number of existing pregnancies for whom we'd have to cut checks. Four million babies times five hundred bucks comes to a little over two billion dollars. Trump could pay that out of his pocket. I say we go ahead and clear their request for child support and ask the Supreme Court to review Roe v. Wade in light of this new accord. You know, it's perpetually astonishing that for such clever people leftists can have such an unmitigated ignorance of economics.

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Pisstowine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just heard millions of NPCs going into a forced reboot and initializing Reeeeee.exe over this.

If I come across this argument, I'll be sure to use this.

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theultimatesean 5 points ago +5 / -0

You think this is good? You’re an idiot. We don’t send 3-year-olds checks either, does that mean we don’t admit they’re people?

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crazyfingers 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like they're giddy about murdering the soon-to-be-born.

Take some damn responsibility for yourself. There's about a million birth control options.

I can only imagine how traumatic having an abortion would be, but it seems like that's the pinnacle of womanhood for the left.

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awooo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would be cool with giving $500 for your fetus if we can outlaw abortion. Sound fair to me. Otherwise, you'll take the $500 and spend it on an abortion. No bueno.

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thelakeoutwest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wot? Sure, if we outlaw abortion so you don't spend it on an abortion. I don't see how you think this is clever

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unmaskedpanda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be an interesting legal case for personhood.

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stormdraintrooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

i always say abort all liberals

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koyima 1 point ago +1 / -0

nope, what would happen is that they have to have the baby then

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no problem granting them status as babies. In fact, I endorse it whole-heartedly.

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

can I identify as pregnant to gets ma monie???