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rollo51 165 points ago +165 / -0

Thousands of good men died 240 years ago so that we never, ever, had to give a shit again about what the "royals" were doing or thinking. Now they want us to guarantee their security? Screw that.

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miapede 101 points ago +102 / -1

I refuse to call them Royals, we don't recognize those terms here. They're just rich, spoiled British shits.

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ProphetOfKek 47 points ago +47 / -0

Royal pains in the ass.

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HitleryRodentClinton 13 points ago +13 / -0

Great username

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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bothloveocean 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ditto

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Keep_on_winning_kag 6 points ago +6 / -0

And what's the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts!

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I ever saw that in my wine, I'd be like: "Hey! I don't want this. Take this away right now. I mean, the nerve trying to serve me that stuff. It's just wrong. You and your Grape Nuts...."

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I_LUV_WINNING 19 points ago +20 / -1

I believe the Brits toss around the term Cunt alot, so Spoiled British Cunts.

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Highdra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, but isn't "cunt" more of a term of endearment there? That could be confusing, I'd stick with shit's.

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tcriv 3 points ago +6 / -3

i think it’s a friendlier term in australian culture not so sure about british culture

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Butthurt 6 points ago +6 / -0

American with Australian in laws...they call cats pussies too and we have a laugh from time to time about it

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Greenetarpaulin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Context is everything. Could be either.

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Davidaware01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Context my friend. “Righto cunt, you keen for a beer” or “let’s go cunt”. First one is a friendly offer, second one is negative.

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WinMoreReeLess 11 points ago +11 / -0

They should have to give up all titles of they want to live here. We have no Kings, no princesses here. The only rank we hold is citizen. They are just two asshats asking for handouts.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 0 points ago +4 / -4

There's one king and that is trump!

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EndTheFed2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get out of here.... there is NO KING in a country of FREE citizens!

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Cesare_Borgia 15 points ago +17 / -2

This one isn't even Charles kid. He's Diana's bodyguards kid.

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ChuckedBeef 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why do they even need security? Nobody cares about them except TMZ

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OGAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

That boy is not Charles blood

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh, they're cute, but their lost children are not our responsibility. If the Queen wanted them protected, they would be, guaranteed.

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crazyfingers 68 points ago +69 / -1

They claim they didn't ask but who knows.

The media is uninterested in finding out which means they probably did.

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Camelsnake 47 points ago +47 / -0

Even the other way would be fine.

TRUMP: Would you like us to provide you security?

MEG & HARRY: ... Why ye-

TRUMP: TOO BAD!

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Trumptastic88 25 points ago +26 / -1

They didnt ask but they would have had to ask if they wanted a SS detail like they are used to. Trump pre-emptively dick slapped that idea

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahh. Royal fucking deadbeats. It's in their blood apparently.

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DJTrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

They claim that they didn't ask which is probably true. They had "their people" ask. Meaning, since they said that they weren't going to live in the US they had representatives from the Royal family asked Trump's administration to cover their security.

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Greenetarpaulin 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/03/blind-item-4_29.html

Blind Item #44 For the time being there are about ten-fifteen Secret Service agents who were pulled from bank crimes and other investigations to help protect the former actress and her celebrity husband. The number will probably go down as the rotation process for their permanent security can begin again. Currently that team is frozen in place and won't be able to do their normal two week rotations back home. Also supplementing are county law enforcement personnel. The US is picking up the bill for about 70% of the $20K a day cost which will go higher once everyone starts moving around again.

If you buy any of this then they already are. Technically they are still “royal” until tomorrow. She had state department security when she went to NYC for her exorbitant baby shower. There is a reciprocal agreement in place to provide protection abroad. I wouldn’t put it past them to use this until the last minute. Also their met police protection need state department sprrocal to carry weapons in the us.

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GottliebPins 44 points ago +44 / -0

They gave up their titles. That makes them common citizens. Why would a nobody commoner need 24/7 protection?

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Geehod_jimmy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why would they do that?

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raspberrypill 40 points ago +40 / -0

Why would they give up their titles? Because Harry is a cuck brainwashed by his SJW social ladder climbing whore wife.

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buco 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sparkle Farkle must give great head.

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Southern_Belle 17 points ago +17 / -0

In real life, she's allegedly horrible.

Kind of like Ellen Degenerate. She seems so sweet, so likable.

But in real life, Ellen is widely hated by people who work for her. Treats people like dirt.

So they say.

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DJTrump2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Skillz she picked up on a yacht.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blow job skills. She probably does butt stuff too.

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not much to give up a title and money for. I mean you can find that in any trailer park.

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MAG_n_KAG 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because Harry got YokoOno-ed

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

What work? That little royal hand wave?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

William and Kate must just love those two grifters right about now. What a royal fuckup Harry is! He had ONE job - to marry a suitable British woman so the four of them could work together to bring the monarchy into the modern age. Now those two lazy fame whores have flown the coop and stuck the in-laws with doing it all on their own.

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SimplePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

To feel important because they have a lot to lose but don't have the balls to use a gun and they need someone else to do their dirty work.

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Greenetarpaulin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn’t give up their titles. Still duke and duchess of Sussex. Have agreed not to use the HRH titles from tomorrow.

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ryenski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them to buy lots of guns like everybody else.

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magnokor 32 points ago +32 / -0

Barry and the other globalists just paid the elderly actress and the former British soldier around a million dollars to give a "speech" in Florida.

They are not poor, and if they want something they can pay for it themselves. If retired actresses are going to get Secret Service protection, there would be thousands more worthy than this unknown, and someone like Barbara Eden should have it much more than this obscure one.

This "speech" money, maybe they will need to be audited by the IRS, can't have a foreigner living in Canada getting paid in Florida and not paying tax on the big salary as that was really just a false address and US federal and California state taxes need to be taken from that as they live in Los Angeles.

So, in the end, they will get some taxpayer-funded security. Some of that tax money they will pay for their big "speech" paycheck will go to California Highway Patrol, LAPD, and FBI.

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JediMasterGandalf 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ll sign up to protect Barbara Eden. She ... awoke things in me when I was young.

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Marshall 6 points ago +6 / -0

But nobody hates Barbara Eden. She'd get plenty of volunteers.

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DinosaurAlert 19 points ago +19 / -0

In what world would we ever pay for a situation like this? I don’t care if they were hyper-pro-America trump supporters who are dedicating their time towards charity work that everyone in the country supports. Not the governments job to provide general security to celebrities

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RighteousViolence1 15 points ago +15 / -0

The previous administration would totally bend over to pay for their security detail.

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Notme 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean bend us over.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if they asked canada for security, or if they said no, maybe that's why they came to merica. Royals are asshoe.

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they were still British royalty and came here in a similar capacity to diplomats.

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NocturnalPatrol 10 points ago +10 / -0

This just means Californians will foot the bill for their security.

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de9ebkmd7 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why do they need security? Nobody gives two shits about them.

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blindambition 6 points ago +7 / -1

FUCK them and feed them to the fish...

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DJTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

What fish?

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it's a reference to that mafia saying, sleeping with the fishes.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it's a reference to that mafia saying, sleeping with the fishes.

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GernBlanston1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Piss off Wankers!!

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck off ya cunt! Basically means "leave" "go away." I just watched The Gentleman, love hearing Brits curse.

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Hexagon 5 points ago +5 / -0

should be denied residency too -

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MonkeyFracasJr 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot of fucking gall to come here and request taxpayer funded security. Fuck that lobsterback ginger and his commie bride.

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Marshall 5 points ago +5 / -0

New Guidelines require social distancing for former Royals to be 6.000 miles.

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Coopster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love "American Thinker"

"...Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning incredible audacity. The most famous example is the man who murders both his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he’s an orphan. Neither Prince Harry nor Meghan Markle is Jewish, and it’s doubtful if they even know the meaning of the word “chutzpah,” but they’ve sure got it – and Trump was not amused....." HT (Andrea Widberg -American Thinker)

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drsowells1fan 11 points ago +11 / -0

For when she ventures out with gender fluid Archie for a vegan ice cream cone, pretending to be surprised that TMZ is waiting for her.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's gonna be a no dog

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crawl to Potus, you royal beggars!

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kcvj98a 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they go back to England they will get security, paid housing, and free medical care.

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Butthurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe Megan should get a concealed carry permit like a normal person

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think she can pay for their own security details, since she has a nice voice-over gig in Pedowood. They can bring the little once at mommy's work to entertain her boss in a hot tub. It's a win-win situation for anyone involved.

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Polks_Corps 2 points ago +2 / -0

F these "Royal" assholes. Go back home.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

"THEY MUST PAY."

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand why anyone gives a flying rat's ass about any of these twats. "Royalty?" "Nobility?" WTF? We're Americans. The idea that any person should be considered superior to any other person based only the womb from which he was ejected is ridiculous. We were kind and simply threw off their yoke. Most countries who get rid of "royalty" just put the sword to them. They should be thanking us.

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TyrannyBuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

The royal tit has run dry.

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thelakeoutwest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why in the fucking world would these two think they deserve anything from us?

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

GIVE EM HELL! Fuck the royals!

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theflabmaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish he would've also told them to just go buy guns.

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

How clueless were they to even ask?

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BobsNoCommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's gonna ruin that man. Harry is/was a decent guy, but as my grandpa used to "pussy is a powerful drug."

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forcedaspiration 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get the Fuck out of Merica you wannabe Tyrants.

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

You come to our country and ask us to pay for your protection? Fuck you and your out dated royal bullshit. Glad great men over 240 years ago died so we don't answer to twats like these.

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why TF would she think they should get that after ditching their royalty AND trashing the president constantly? Go dry up and blow away lady nobody is buying what you are selling

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chelbull 1 point ago +1 / -0

I recognize, looked around all of earth to double check, no royals, especially inbred ones, over me, only the one true God!

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whitedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

they can stay with obongo and big mike

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't invite trump to the wedding either, so fuck em.

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

They moved to Hollywood so Harry could pimp his wife out to Pedowood.

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck those english cunts. No Trump bucks for you.

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Klcbva 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all fairness, I don’t know that Harry and Kate ever asked for protection. I think Trump pre-emptively tweeted that the US would not provide for two reasons:

1- media started raising the issue 2- Trump will side with HRM

That is all. Trying not to get riled up over what appears to be a non-issue.

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Lla26 1 point ago +1 / -0

They implied they didn’t ask the US to pay. Is that true?