Corrupt public health official 1: Quick, we need to redefine a COVID-19 death!
Corrupt public health official 2: I know. Let's count all deaths in a hospital that's treating at least one confirmed COVID-19 case, a COVID-19 death! We'll say we did to be on the safe side.
Wouldn't be surprised if the Wuhan Flu saved more lives than it takes. It's far less likely to come down with the regular flu, given the current circumstances we're in.
Corrupt public health official 1: Quick, we need to redefine a COVID-19 death!
Corrupt public health official 2: I know. Let's count all deaths in a hospital that's treating at least one confirmed COVID-19 case, a COVID-19 death! We'll say we did to be on the safe side.
Corrupt public health official 1: Brilliant!
Wouldn't be surprised if the Wuhan Flu saved more lives than it takes. It's far less likely to come down with the regular flu, given the current circumstances we're in.