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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 18 points ago +18 / -0

Even odds the China virus ACTUALLY takes his ass out

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BIDENSACPADDICT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lizardmen are immune

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Drinkup4 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is how they get Cuomo. Biden names him as his VP choice, gets Corona virus, dies, then Cuomo takes over the mantle for Biden out of sympathy.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mid debate Trump purple nurples old governor party tits and makes him cry uncle

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Meagain1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a female of color.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

At that point, do we add him to the Clinton body count? Cuz it's gonna be crooked

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jughaid 13 points ago +13 / -0

Listen fat, you need to go back to Luhan or I'll punch you in the mouth

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840726 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to the latest CNN poll, Coronavirus has a 12 point lead on Trump in a head to head race.

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raybiker73 4 points ago +4 / -0

But "conservative right-wing" Fox News only has Coronavirus up by 10. Fair and balanced, you know.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Listen fat19

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MonicaSuckingBill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Malarkey!

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CrazyUncleJoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon, man!

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NotLuceBree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Giving you an upvote just for the handle, sir

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td_didnt_kill_itself [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made it before the new changes were rolled out. Knew they'd do something before November. It's sad the name became relavent, but authoritarian leftism is predictable like that.

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Reclaimer69 3 points ago +3 / -0

The streets are less crowded!

I don't have to wait in a long line anymore when I'm checking out at the store.

Gas is cheaper.

People finally seem to be out and about, appreciating nature, instead of being inside all day or driving somewhere.

The government is finally giving ME money!

COVID2020

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Harcerz 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a press statement COVID20 said it would never allow progeny to work at Burisma since the owner seems to be in hiding abroad from the corruption investigations.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well you know the Chinese Virus does have a better track record with the economy and unemployment than Democrats.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

COVID2020

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HeavenPiercingMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kony ain't shit!

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DragonNRG 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Once again Lyin' Coronavirus completely mis-states my foreign policy proposals. Covid will lose big in November!"

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ramseyducati 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fight me coronavirus

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coronavirus faced fat pony soldier malarkey!

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are both fighting for who gets to use “Death to America” as its slogan, but the DNC said they can both use it since it’s owned by the DNC

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ConditionalFeels 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is still with us?

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden: "We can only elect Chop Fluey"

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does feel like Trump is running against the virus.

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