Somewhat of a precedent, true. But whereas Wallis was by all accounts an unfaithful slag, Megan was an actual prostitute, working as a "yacht girl". There are definitely many similarities between them though and they were both able to successfully cuck their respective princes.
Even still, neither of these decisions were worse than when the royals decided to give control over the country to a parliament. It's been all downhill for the brits since then... they lost a global empire.
you kidding? this was always her plan. snare low-self-esteem manchild and then drag him back to Hollywood. instant celebrity, revive her flagging acting career
And divorce his ass when she gets a high enough level of fame. Little does this dumb bitch realize her celebrity will go to zero after she divorces Harry even if it takes a few years to materialize.
We thought we were getting a steal by sending them Madonna! Until that 'player to be named later' in the trade was revealed to be a parasite package deal.
She will need a princely sum to keep that ginger well kept. Imported cucks are needy little fucks. Next thing you know he'll be demanding chicken tendies and hussy mussy sauce,
lol Same here. I have no idea what the royals are fucking thinking...
I know what Markle is thinking though. She's thinking she finally landed that rich, powerful husband, ditched her own family for a new one, and moved it all back to the center of her universe: LA.
I give it two years before she's "deeply unhappy" and "unable to reconcile" so she can become the ex-wife of a rich husband who isn't nearly as powerful as he used to be. Then her vision will be complete.
I still don't follow the royal news, was there anyone at fault other than Meghan and her manipulated husband?
Her timing is so bad..... it's almost like Pepe lined her up via cosmos so that she makes the decision 3 weeks before the whole world situation turns to give her instant karma!
Didn't they give up being royals? That makes them 'not special' anymore. They want my tax money to pay for their security? WTF have they done besides insult our country and just be tabloid headlines without any special talent or craft?
More like class privilege. I bet- He is regretting it already, and he will embrace it again for his children.. She don't like Queen Grandmum in everything and forced him to make the choice. She put him in a difficult position- there is a Cultural difference. She is to move there by tradition, and be a part of his family, not the other way around.
He still is elligable for the throne... In case every other successor can't take the throne, be it because of health issues, death or beeing taken to gitmo to anwser some rather, uncomfortable questions before beeing thrown into a dark hole for the rest of their miserable life.
Why did Harry marry her that used roastie in the first place? He could have had any beautiful woman in her younger 20s. At least William did it right. Married Kate when she was still in her 20s, she gave him a first born son, keeps quiet and doesn't say stupid things.
I don’t care about the royals, but I do like Kate. She’s beautiful, well dressed, seems to keep it pretty classy and keeps her mouth shut - doesn’t use her imagined position to talk about climate change and other bullshit.
Ps am not sexist, is impossible for me, bc am wahmen
I've a feeling that the Queen will take him in again with condition that he cuts that woman away from his life. (Probably gotta cut her WAY cleaner away than Princess Diana.)
This time round, even Disney and Hollywood is a few tens of billions poorer after WuFlu. They may not have money to prop up their pet actresses.
Edit : Wasn't she some Hollywood elite? Why doesn't she have a few million for the Security people? Or is she just one spoilt and entitled woman who threw tantrums about people she she've paid, and sensible Brother-in-law swoop in with his bills to prevent her from making a din and further disgracing the Royals?
But with a child in the picture, he won't just be able to cut her out of his life. They are forever intertwined, that's why Megan got pregnant so quickly.
Diana was pretty much "cut out" from the Princes' life right?
If Royal Family wills it she can at leas be as "clean-cut" as Diana.
And as last resort.... because of her degeneracy, her appearing to have overdosed on something, or reckless driving etc in her future downfall years - you can see the thousands of Hollywood examples to how much a dumpster fire ex-celebs can become - her death can be seen as highly UNsuspicious. Oh you mean she just died from anti-depression drugs overdose at 41, 2 months after she went to court for reckless driving and weeks after yet another irrelevant Hollywood writer breaks up with her??
Harry has like what? 30 million? Of which 2.3 million was refunded for that mansion they renovated via taxpayer money? So he has 27.7 million left. His wife is shopping around for a 10 million dollar mansion in Hollywood. So that leaves him with 17.7 million.
All in all, marrying a duplicitous little skank like her has reduced his total wealth by half. When will this poor sap learn that he's been taken for a ride by a gold digging whore?
Megan got what she wanted.
I want to marry a Prince- Check
I don’t want to be in the shadow of a Prince- Check
I want to leave the Royal Family-Check
I want to live in Canada- Check
I want to live in Hollywood - Check
I want it to be “all about me” - Check
I want the American taxpayers to pay for my security - American taxpayers: “ Whoa, hold up there lady!”
Why do they need security? Maybe they shouldn't do things that would require them to be so secure. I lock my doors, have a few Ring cameras outside, and have a pistol by the bed, never had any issues.
Goes back home to live with her parents despite vowing to never live in America as long as Trump is President. Quite strange how quickly she flipped her stance when Disney and Hollywood literally shut down overnight due to the self quarantine.
They should go home, and try to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Harry should re-enlist in the army, . His dad can pay for their security detail.
Seems like that's their best chance for a normal life
If he thinks living with her in Hollywood is going to be anything close to "normal life," he really is a moron. I can already predict their "dinner party" guest list: Her publicist, the dog groomer, her trainer, makeup person, maybe Jessica Mulroney, and a rando actor or two. That will get old quickly ...even for Harry.
Giving up their royalty has to be up there with the dumbest decisions in history.
Only after the one where the Royals let her in in the first place.
It is amazing that they allowed an actual prostitute into the royal family.
'Yacht girls' are just strong, empowered female stewardesses!!! /s
Fierce nautical nookie! Slay!!!
historical precedent: see also, wallis simpson.
Somewhat of a precedent, true. But whereas Wallis was by all accounts an unfaithful slag, Megan was an actual prostitute, working as a "yacht girl". There are definitely many similarities between them though and they were both able to successfully cuck their respective princes.
They already had a pedo, round out the family with a pro.
My theory: she's a cabal plant designed to destroy one of the iconic institutions of British culture.
Probably a crypto-Rothschild.
He thought she'd be well received like Princess Diana. The difference is that Diana wasn't a whore.
Well. . . . not at first . . . .
Even still, neither of these decisions were worse than when the royals decided to give control over the country to a parliament. It's been all downhill for the brits since then... they lost a global empire.
Wasn't she one of the people originally threatening to leave America if POTUS got elected?
I know she smugly said she'd never live in America as long as Trump was President. So that turned out to be a lie.
Hard to get illegal aliens slaving away at her service for next to nothing in any other country.
Cher was another and she was moving to Mars!
They probably thought it would work out like Buddah or even Muhammed. The whole fake humility routine
Its a bit like Mark Zuckerberg pretending that driving an "ordinary" car makes him humble
I don’t think I get it
you kidding? this was always her plan. snare low-self-esteem manchild and then drag him back to Hollywood. instant celebrity, revive her flagging acting career
And divorce his ass when she gets a high enough level of fame. Little does this dumb bitch realize her celebrity will go to zero after she divorces Harry even if it takes a few years to materialize.
That would be so much fun!
I'd love to see her divorce him, then he returns to the UK with Archie, begins to take back his royal duties, has his title restored.
Does this HUGE redemption arc and the public fall in love with him again.
Maybe says,
While she fades away into a brief footnote in history. And can't get invited to a Z-list party.
Then he gets married again to a woman who fits in beautifully. And everyone lives happily ever after.
her disney voice-over on the elephant migration film premiere apparently just happened. the critics' reviews were not....glowing.
i bet the sussex household is not a pretty place to be today.
Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Maybe ever.
We thought we were getting a steal by sending them Madonna! Until that 'player to be named later' in the trade was revealed to be a parasite package deal.
I don't think it's possible for me to care less about these people. I'm going to try really hard and see if it is.
You'll fall into a vacuum, an endless void. Don't recommend.
The only reason I care is bc it’s fun to see shitbags fall from the top.
It's a royal flush!
The cuck, formerly known as Prince.
She will need a princely sum to keep that ginger well kept. Imported cucks are needy little fucks. Next thing you know he'll be demanding chicken tendies and hussy mussy sauce,
Probably walnut sauce.
naw, gimme that McD's Szechuan sauce!
Their whole situation is like a car wreck, I can’t help but to slow down and look even though I never cared one wit about the royals before.
lol Same here. I have no idea what the royals are fucking thinking...
I know what Markle is thinking though. She's thinking she finally landed that rich, powerful husband, ditched her own family for a new one, and moved it all back to the center of her universe: LA.
I give it two years before she's "deeply unhappy" and "unable to reconcile" so she can become the ex-wife of a rich husband who isn't nearly as powerful as he used to be. Then her vision will be complete.
Conscious uncoupling incoming. With a dose of muh multicultural child custody battle thrown in for extra clicks.
That won't happen.
From what I understand, the Queen gets custody of grandchildren in such cases.
Doesn't mean the strumpet won't try.
But she won't win.
MI6 is the deep 6.
Harry has to be thinking “gd. I really fucked up bad this time. That snatch is t even that great and she is allergic to giving blowjobs.”
I still don't follow the royal news, was there anyone at fault other than Meghan and her manipulated husband?
Her timing is so bad..... it's almost like Pepe lined her up via cosmos so that she makes the decision 3 weeks before the whole world situation turns to give her instant karma!
Well, I think it's fair to fault the family itself for allowing a conniving prostitute to become a member. It all went downhill from there.
And it’s much much worse than we think.
Which brings me to my next point: don’t stick your dick in crazy, folks.
And if you do, don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.
PS Will and Kate are cousins.
Didn't they give up being royals? That makes them 'not special' anymore. They want my tax money to pay for their security? WTF have they done besides insult our country and just be tabloid headlines without any special talent or craft?
It turns out there is "white privilege"
Oh wait she's not
More like class privilege. I bet- He is regretting it already, and he will embrace it again for his children.. She don't like Queen Grandmum in everything and forced him to make the choice. She put him in a difficult position- there is a Cultural difference. She is to move there by tradition, and be a part of his family, not the other way around.
He still is elligable for the throne... In case every other successor can't take the throne, be it because of health issues, death or beeing taken to gitmo to anwser some rather, uncomfortable questions before beeing thrown into a dark hole for the rest of their miserable life.
That's why the wall can't be built fast enough!
And no more anchor babies!
Why did Harry marry her that used roastie in the first place? He could have had any beautiful woman in her younger 20s. At least William did it right. Married Kate when she was still in her 20s, she gave him a first born son, keeps quiet and doesn't say stupid things.
I don’t care about the royals, but I do like Kate. She’s beautiful, well dressed, seems to keep it pretty classy and keeps her mouth shut - doesn’t use her imagined position to talk about climate change and other bullshit.
Ps am not sexist, is impossible for me, bc am wahmen
Harry is not very bright and easily manipulated.
I give it a year before the former royal is divorced in the thoroughly unfair Canadian divorce courts and begging to be a prince again
I've a feeling that the Queen will take him in again with condition that he cuts that woman away from his life. (Probably gotta cut her WAY cleaner away than Princess Diana.)
This time round, even Disney and Hollywood is a few tens of billions poorer after WuFlu. They may not have money to prop up their pet actresses.
Edit : Wasn't she some Hollywood elite? Why doesn't she have a few million for the Security people? Or is she just one spoilt and entitled woman who threw tantrums about people she she've paid, and sensible Brother-in-law swoop in with his bills to prevent her from making a din and further disgracing the Royals?
But with a child in the picture, he won't just be able to cut her out of his life. They are forever intertwined, that's why Megan got pregnant so quickly.
Diana was pretty much "cut out" from the Princes' life right? If Royal Family wills it she can at leas be as "clean-cut" as Diana.
And as last resort.... because of her degeneracy, her appearing to have overdosed on something, or reckless driving etc in her future downfall years - you can see the thousands of Hollywood examples to how much a dumpster fire ex-celebs can become - her death can be seen as highly UNsuspicious. Oh you mean she just died from anti-depression drugs overdose at 41, 2 months after she went to court for reckless driving and weeks after yet another irrelevant Hollywood writer breaks up with her??
No refunds!
They're in LA now. Thank fuck, we didn't want them either.
LMAO!
Ding marries Prince Dong.
Ding has Dong shirk royal duties for a "progressive new role".
Dong loses royal title.
Ding and Dong move to Canada, so that they can go back to living like "regular people".
Ding and Dong flee Canada's "Progressive" Healthcare and Viral Diversity to California.
Ding and Dong are shocked to learn that "regular people" don't receive government sponsored security, (just like the President).
...TBD...
Ding becomes unhappy, as she realizes she was always just a spoiled, entitled prick, and actually hates living like "regular people".
Ding leaves Dong for someone who isn't just a "regular loser".
Dong learns a harsh lesson about Progressive women and their idiotic ideals.
The "regular people" live happily ever after laughing at the clown show.
THE END
Harry's father should pay for his security or perhaps Harry a GROWN "MAN" could pay for his OWN security!
Oi, do yew have a loicense for this shitepost?
Harry has like what? 30 million? Of which 2.3 million was refunded for that mansion they renovated via taxpayer money? So he has 27.7 million left. His wife is shopping around for a 10 million dollar mansion in Hollywood. So that leaves him with 17.7 million.
All in all, marrying a duplicitous little skank like her has reduced his total wealth by half. When will this poor sap learn that he's been taken for a ride by a gold digging whore?
L oh bloody L
Guys this is why you have to be the one that wears the pants in the marriage. Nothing is more pathetic than a weak henpecked male.
Megan got what she wanted. I want to marry a Prince- Check I don’t want to be in the shadow of a Prince- Check I want to leave the Royal Family-Check I want to live in Canada- Check I want to live in Hollywood - Check I want it to be “all about me” - Check I want the American taxpayers to pay for my security - American taxpayers: “ Whoa, hold up there lady!”
It's not often you see trailer trash from both sides of the ocean in one pic.
All memes created on here should be watermarked with that, then as they spread on social media it gets the word out more
*actual size
Get a job like normal people
The man is a literal Prince, could he not have pulled better?
Can't tell if this is real or not.
Why do they need security? Maybe they shouldn't do things that would require them to be so secure. I lock my doors, have a few Ring cameras outside, and have a pistol by the bed, never had any issues.
LOL Princess Charles, aka Chuck the Duck just picked up the tab.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/princess-diana-refused-security-after-prince-charles-divorce.html/
Can’t make it up
Brilliant photoshopping!
👌
Who?
I just saw she is pregnant again and will announce next month.
She cried or whined in every suits episode. Ugly cross eyed looking thing.
Goes back home to live with her parents despite vowing to never live in America as long as Trump is President. Quite strange how quickly she flipped her stance when Disney and Hollywood literally shut down overnight due to the self quarantine.
How the Royals and their advisors did not see Markle coming I do not know. I'm just an ordinary guy and I was telling folks 'you watch and see'.
It must be official because it has that seal of the Donald. #Winning!
Well they got two choices... Either pay for it themselves or go back to wherever the heck they came from!
That's it. I'm making my bid for the throne of England.
They should go home, and try to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Harry should re-enlist in the army, . His dad can pay for their security detail.
Seems like that's their best chance for a normal life
Harry didn't ask to be royal maybe it sucks?
If he thinks living with her in Hollywood is going to be anything close to "normal life," he really is a moron. I can already predict their "dinner party" guest list: Her publicist, the dog groomer, her trainer, makeup person, maybe Jessica Mulroney, and a rando actor or two. That will get old quickly ...even for Harry.
Priceless,,,,,,
Is this thedonald or TMZ?
Way to many comments on this.