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BabyTrump 120 points ago +120 / -0

Giving up their royalty has to be up there with the dumbest decisions in history.

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Count_Dyscalculia 99 points ago +99 / -0

Only after the one where the Royals let her in in the first place.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 43 points ago +43 / -0

It is amazing that they allowed an actual prostitute into the royal family.

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PROCIsAsshoe 28 points ago +28 / -0

'Yacht girls' are just strong, empowered female stewardesses!!! /s

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asparaghosi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fierce nautical nookie! Slay!!!

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snuggs316 12 points ago +12 / -0

historical precedent: see also, wallis simpson.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +17 / -0

Somewhat of a precedent, true. But whereas Wallis was by all accounts an unfaithful slag, Megan was an actual prostitute, working as a "yacht girl". There are definitely many similarities between them though and they were both able to successfully cuck their respective princes.

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buco 11 points ago +11 / -0

They already had a pedo, round out the family with a pro.

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

My theory: she's a cabal plant designed to destroy one of the iconic institutions of British culture.

Probably a crypto-Rothschild.

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deathcat 18 points ago +18 / -0

He thought she'd be well received like Princess Diana. The difference is that Diana wasn't a whore.

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PosterIsDead 11 points ago +12 / -1

Well. . . . not at first . . . .

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even still, neither of these decisions were worse than when the royals decided to give control over the country to a parliament. It's been all downhill for the brits since then... they lost a global empire.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 42 points ago +42 / -0

Wasn't she one of the people originally threatening to leave America if POTUS got elected?

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Keiichi81 69 points ago +69 / -0

I know she smugly said she'd never live in America as long as Trump was President. So that turned out to be a lie.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hard to get illegal aliens slaving away at her service for next to nothing in any other country.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cher was another and she was moving to Mars!

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streakybacon 25 points ago +25 / -0

They probably thought it would work out like Buddah or even Muhammed. The whole fake humility routine

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streakybacon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Its a bit like Mark Zuckerberg pretending that driving an "ordinary" car makes him humble

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t think I get it

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Bye-den 18 points ago +18 / -0

you kidding? this was always her plan. snare low-self-esteem manchild and then drag him back to Hollywood. instant celebrity, revive her flagging acting career

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xiao_maga_part2 11 points ago +11 / -0

And divorce his ass when she gets a high enough level of fame. Little does this dumb bitch realize her celebrity will go to zero after she divorces Harry even if it takes a few years to materialize.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be so much fun!

I'd love to see her divorce him, then he returns to the UK with Archie, begins to take back his royal duties, has his title restored.

Does this HUGE redemption arc and the public fall in love with him again.

Maybe says,

Can you forgive me? I lost my head for what I thought was love.

Only when I lost my love did I realize that true love was my love for the British people, our shared history, and my family.

While she fades away into a brief footnote in history. And can't get invited to a Z-list party.

Then he gets married again to a woman who fits in beautifully. And everyone lives happily ever after.

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snuggs316 9 points ago +9 / -0

her disney voice-over on the elephant migration film premiere apparently just happened. the critics' reviews were not....glowing.

i bet the sussex household is not a pretty place to be today.

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Keiichi81 17 points ago +17 / -0

Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Maybe ever.

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PROCIsAsshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

We thought we were getting a steal by sending them Madonna! Until that 'player to be named later' in the trade was revealed to be a parasite package deal.

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thingaboutarsenal 39 points ago +39 / -0

I don't think it's possible for me to care less about these people. I'm going to try really hard and see if it is.

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LordTancretus 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'll fall into a vacuum, an endless void. Don't recommend.

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RighteousViolence1 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only reason I care is bc it’s fun to see shitbags fall from the top.

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DystopianDoubleThink 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's a royal flush!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

The cuck, formerly known as Prince.

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PyroSphere 27 points ago +27 / -0

She will need a princely sum to keep that ginger well kept. Imported cucks are needy little fucks. Next thing you know he'll be demanding chicken tendies and hussy mussy sauce,

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 5 points ago +6 / -1

Probably walnut sauce.

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1CrispyMonkey 2 points ago +3 / -1

naw, gimme that McD's Szechuan sauce!

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Amethyst 24 points ago +24 / -0

Their whole situation is like a car wreck, I can’t help but to slow down and look even though I never cared one wit about the royals before.

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lerm4comptroller 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol Same here. I have no idea what the royals are fucking thinking...

I know what Markle is thinking though. She's thinking she finally landed that rich, powerful husband, ditched her own family for a new one, and moved it all back to the center of her universe: LA.

I give it two years before she's "deeply unhappy" and "unable to reconcile" so she can become the ex-wife of a rich husband who isn't nearly as powerful as he used to be. Then her vision will be complete.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Conscious uncoupling incoming. With a dose of muh multicultural child custody battle thrown in for extra clicks.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

That won't happen.

From what I understand, the Queen gets custody of grandchildren in such cases.

Doesn't mean the strumpet won't try.

But she won't win.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

MI6 is the deep 6.

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RighteousViolence1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Harry has to be thinking “gd. I really fucked up bad this time. That snatch is t even that great and she is allergic to giving blowjobs.”

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hai_Priesty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I still don't follow the royal news, was there anyone at fault other than Meghan and her manipulated husband?

Her timing is so bad..... it's almost like Pepe lined her up via cosmos so that she makes the decision 3 weeks before the whole world situation turns to give her instant karma!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, I think it's fair to fault the family itself for allowing a conniving prostitute to become a member. It all went downhill from there.

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Imransgarage 8 points ago +8 / -0

And it’s much much worse than we think.

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Ithrowawaay 18 points ago +18 / -0

Which brings me to my next point: don’t stick your dick in crazy, folks.

And if you do, don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +7 / -1

PS Will and Kate are cousins.

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minotaurbeach 15 points ago +15 / -0

Didn't they give up being royals? That makes them 'not special' anymore. They want my tax money to pay for their security? WTF have they done besides insult our country and just be tabloid headlines without any special talent or craft?

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SecularConserv 3 points ago +5 / -2

It turns out there is "white privilege"

Oh wait she's not

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like class privilege. I bet- He is regretting it already, and he will embrace it again for his children.. She don't like Queen Grandmum in everything and forced him to make the choice. She put him in a difficult position- there is a Cultural difference. She is to move there by tradition, and be a part of his family, not the other way around.

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TrumpsterFire2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He still is elligable for the throne... In case every other successor can't take the throne, be it because of health issues, death or beeing taken to gitmo to anwser some rather, uncomfortable questions before beeing thrown into a dark hole for the rest of their miserable life.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why the wall can't be built fast enough!

And no more anchor babies!

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VinnysMagicGrits 12 points ago +13 / -1

Why did Harry marry her that used roastie in the first place? He could have had any beautiful woman in her younger 20s. At least William did it right. Married Kate when she was still in her 20s, she gave him a first born son, keeps quiet and doesn't say stupid things.

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commies0ride0free 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don’t care about the royals, but I do like Kate. She’s beautiful, well dressed, seems to keep it pretty classy and keeps her mouth shut - doesn’t use her imagined position to talk about climate change and other bullshit.

Ps am not sexist, is impossible for me, bc am wahmen

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Harry is not very bright and easily manipulated.

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

I give it a year before the former royal is divorced in the thoroughly unfair Canadian divorce courts and begging to be a prince again

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hai_Priesty 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've a feeling that the Queen will take him in again with condition that he cuts that woman away from his life. (Probably gotta cut her WAY cleaner away than Princess Diana.)

This time round, even Disney and Hollywood is a few tens of billions poorer after WuFlu. They may not have money to prop up their pet actresses.

Edit : Wasn't she some Hollywood elite? Why doesn't she have a few million for the Security people? Or is she just one spoilt and entitled woman who threw tantrums about people she she've paid, and sensible Brother-in-law swoop in with his bills to prevent her from making a din and further disgracing the Royals?

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AmericanMillennial 6 points ago +6 / -0

But with a child in the picture, he won't just be able to cut her out of his life. They are forever intertwined, that's why Megan got pregnant so quickly.

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diana was pretty much "cut out" from the Princes' life right? If Royal Family wills it she can at leas be as "clean-cut" as Diana.

And as last resort.... because of her degeneracy, her appearing to have overdosed on something, or reckless driving etc in her future downfall years - you can see the thousands of Hollywood examples to how much a dumpster fire ex-celebs can become - her death can be seen as highly UNsuspicious. Oh you mean she just died from anti-depression drugs overdose at 41, 2 months after she went to court for reckless driving and weeks after yet another irrelevant Hollywood writer breaks up with her??

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

No refunds!

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're in LA now. Thank fuck, we didn't want them either.

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AenAllAin 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO!

  • Ding marries Prince Dong.

  • Ding has Dong shirk royal duties for a "progressive new role".

  • Dong loses royal title.

  • Ding and Dong move to Canada, so that they can go back to living like "regular people".

  • Ding and Dong flee Canada's "Progressive" Healthcare and Viral Diversity to California.

  • Ding and Dong are shocked to learn that "regular people" don't receive government sponsored security, (just like the President).

...TBD...

  • Ding becomes unhappy, as she realizes she was always just a spoiled, entitled prick, and actually hates living like "regular people".

  • Ding leaves Dong for someone who isn't just a "regular loser".

  • Dong learns a harsh lesson about Progressive women and their idiotic ideals.

  • The "regular people" live happily ever after laughing at the clown show.

THE END

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AngelMark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Harry's father should pay for his security or perhaps Harry a GROWN "MAN" could pay for his OWN security!

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Salt-N-Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oi, do yew have a loicense for this shitepost?

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wompwompman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Harry has like what? 30 million? Of which 2.3 million was refunded for that mansion they renovated via taxpayer money? So he has 27.7 million left. His wife is shopping around for a 10 million dollar mansion in Hollywood. So that leaves him with 17.7 million.

All in all, marrying a duplicitous little skank like her has reduced his total wealth by half. When will this poor sap learn that he's been taken for a ride by a gold digging whore?

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streakybacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

L oh bloody L

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys this is why you have to be the one that wears the pants in the marriage. Nothing is more pathetic than a weak henpecked male.

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RedStaterFL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Megan got what she wanted. I want to marry a Prince- Check I don’t want to be in the shadow of a Prince- Check I want to leave the Royal Family-Check I want to live in Canada- Check I want to live in Hollywood - Check I want it to be “all about me” - Check I want the American taxpayers to pay for my security - American taxpayers: “ Whoa, hold up there lady!”

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rageous 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not often you see trailer trash from both sides of the ocean in one pic.

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Maaam 2 points ago +2 / -0

All memes created on here should be watermarked with that, then as they spread on social media it gets the word out more

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

*actual size

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Abarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a job like normal people

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The man is a literal Prince, could he not have pulled better?

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TyrannyBuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't tell if this is real or not.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they need security? Maybe they shouldn't do things that would require them to be so secure. I lock my doors, have a few Ring cameras outside, and have a pistol by the bed, never had any issues.

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CaptainWinston 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL Princess Charles, aka Chuck the Duck just picked up the tab.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/princess-diana-refused-security-after-prince-charles-divorce.html/

Can’t make it up

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DArtist51 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant photoshopping!

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

👌

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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CosmicMuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just saw she is pregnant again and will announce next month.

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4touchdownbundy 1 point ago +1 / -0

She cried or whined in every suits episode. Ugly cross eyed looking thing.

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freefolk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goes back home to live with her parents despite vowing to never live in America as long as Trump is President. Quite strange how quickly she flipped her stance when Disney and Hollywood literally shut down overnight due to the self quarantine.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the Royals and their advisors did not see Markle coming I do not know. I'm just an ordinary guy and I was telling folks 'you watch and see'.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It must be official because it has that seal of the Donald. #Winning!

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they got two choices... Either pay for it themselves or go back to wherever the heck they came from!

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's it. I'm making my bid for the throne of England.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should go home, and try to keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Harry should re-enlist in the army, . His dad can pay for their security detail.

Seems like that's their best chance for a normal life

Harry didn't ask to be royal maybe it sucks?

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he thinks living with her in Hollywood is going to be anything close to "normal life," he really is a moron. I can already predict their "dinner party" guest list: Her publicist, the dog groomer, her trainer, makeup person, maybe Jessica Mulroney, and a rando actor or two. That will get old quickly ...even for Harry.

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Trumpdidit 0 points ago +1 / -1

Priceless,,,,,,

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szl_ -7 points ago +1 / -8

Is this thedonald or TMZ?

Way to many comments on this.